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An old Norfolk friend who now lives near Andorra tells of 3 (General Chat) - Augustus Pablo, Mar 13, 23:40:26
- The missus has been telling me stuff that happened 3 days ago... (General Chat) - promethian1, Mar 13, 23:43:28
  - haha I get that too (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Mar 13, 23:45:24
    - Thing is Worz.. I know from her stuff that is happening that has.. (General Chat) - promethian1, Mar 14, 00:00:21
      - ah I see what you mean, sorry, was a bit preocuppied with summat while I was reading (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Mar 14, 00:03:09
I was just on 5Live talking about cashpoints (n/m) (General Chat) - Augustus Pablo, Mar 13, 23:38:07
- I heard you, that was amazing! (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Mar 13, 23:43:26
  - I can only after 0100 though (n/m) (General Chat) - Agatha Fisty, Mar 14, 00:09:42
  - savage (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 13, 23:55:14
    - Yes Tombsy.. you know as well as me... (General Chat) - promethian1, Mar 14, 00:01:45
    - fucking hell, lighten up mate (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Mar 13, 23:57:21
      - i'm lightened as fuck bruh (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 14, 00:04:14
- Thinly veiled betting post... (n/m) (General Chat) - promethian1, Mar 13, 23:40:55
- Thinly veiled 'I was just on five live' post (n/m) (General Chat) - Agatha Fisty, Mar 13, 23:39:36
The Wrath is truly the font of all knowledge.. (NCFC) - promethian1, Mar 13, 23:33:11
- Vera is shit (n/m) (NCFC) - Agatha Fisty, Mar 13, 23:38:18
  - I know... the missus likes it though.. we have to pander now and then (n/m) (NCFC) - promethian1, Mar 13, 23:40:01
shut it down, stop pissing your pants people (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 13, 23:31:29
- I don't know what that is, I don't watch kids films (n/m) (General Chat) - Agatha Fisty, Mar 13, 23:41:44
  - whatever, you knew it was a kids film though. ok (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 13, 23:53:15
An explanation for the Govts approach. What do you think? (General Chat) - Azteca, Mar 13, 23:03:54
- On the other hand (General Chat) - SCC 28, Mar 13, 23:49:37
- Govt has messed up cos c19 spreads quickly so they (General Chat) - Larry Hagman, Mar 13, 23:18:19
  - But would we let it get as bad as they did? (General Chat) - SCC 28, Mar 13, 23:25:33
    - Still lots seem to be shuffling off the ol motal coil though (n/m) (General Chat) - promethian1, Mar 13, 23:37:33
      - Yep basically everyone has to get it (General Chat) - SCC 28, Mar 13, 23:41:19
        
        Covid 20 is waiting in the wings... (n/m) (General Chat) - promethian1, Mar 13, 23:45:42
      - shit, happens (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 13, 23:40:56
    - Or stop testing people (General Chat) - eadie2001, Mar 13, 23:35:52
- Pt 15 (General Chat) - eadie2001, Mar 13, 23:17:48
  - Ok (General Chat) - eadie2001, Mar 13, 23:31:48
  - They’re fine with the massive risk that is Brexit (General Chat) - SCC 28, Mar 13, 23:21:52
- Twist rather than stick. (General Chat) - Men without hats, Mar 13, 23:16:19
- WW2 (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Mar 13, 23:04:45
Two headed sex beast (n/m) (General Chat) - Agatha Fisty, Mar 13, 22:58:01
Norwegian Air, already in financial trouble,laying off hundreds of staff (General Chat) - Augustus Pablo, Mar 13, 22:43:14
- Horrendous for all airlines (General Chat) - Duck, Mar 13, 22:49:34
  - Did you see that the co2 above northern Italy has massively reduced already? (General Chat) - Augustus Pablo, Mar 13, 23:04:49
    - I don't get it? (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Mar 13, 23:26:36
      - That’s my problem. Whenever I do actually say something serious no one believes me (n/m) (General Chat) - Augustus Pablo, Mar 13, 23:37:36
    - Greta will be happy at least. (n/m) (General Chat) - Men without hats, Mar 13, 23:17:03
Daughter’s uni is phasing in online lectures next week. She’s at Manchester uni. (General Chat) - Augustus Pablo, Mar 13, 22:31:03
- Lectures cancelled at Queen Mary Uni in London. Online teaching/assessments (n/m) (General Chat) - essexcanaryOTBC, Mar 13, 23:53:40
- I was having a message thing with Albert. Doesn't seem that long ago when The Blue Jean.. (General Chat) - DrDublin, Mar 13, 22:50:02
  - Good times are ahead, of that I’m sure (General Chat) - Augustus Pablo, Mar 13, 23:06:16
- Ahh The Toast Rack (General Chat) - Old Splat, Mar 13, 22:36:10
  - I think it’s closed, cool building, I think it’s listed (n/m) (General Chat) - Augustus Pablo, Mar 13, 22:39:38
- Will they keep the schools open? (General Chat) - SCC 28, Mar 13, 22:35:15
  - Public health England drives it (General Chat) - eadie2001, Mar 13, 23:28:45
  - Son’s school so far is closing 2 school days earlier but say daily that the situation may (General Chat) - Augustus Pablo, Mar 13, 22:38:08
- UEA doing online teaching only from monday (n/m) (General Chat) - ede, Mar 13, 22:32:58
  - Good idea. (n/m) (General Chat) - Augustus Pablo, Mar 13, 22:35:47
Word is govt got it wrong and about to ban gatherings (n/m) (NCFC) - Larry Hagman, Mar 13, 22:23:17
- Getting people out of the office isnt the problem (NCFC) - eadie2001, Mar 13, 23:22:10
- Rapid u-turn - global pressure I reckon (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, Mar 13, 22:40:17
  - Think govt trying to avoid lockdown for as long as possible as (NCFC) - Larry Hagman, Mar 13, 22:49:03
    - Like Italy? (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Mar 13, 22:52:02
      - Yes (n/m) (NCFC) - Larry Hagman, Mar 13, 22:58:32
        
        This professor thinks the plan is a bit different (NCFC) - SCC 28, Mar 13, 23:03:36
  - I wonder if it’s politics and optics over science or a quick response to new data (n/m) (NCFC) - Ben, Mar 13, 22:46:41
    - Been a fair amount of international chatter about our response (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, Mar 13, 22:56:32
    - They don’t want public services burdened (NCFC) - SCC 28, Mar 13, 22:48:25
- Link (NCFC) - ede, Mar 13, 22:36:19
  - As long as they don’t gather massly (n/m) (NCFC) - essexcanaryOTBC, Mar 14, 00:03:55
  - But schools with more than 500 remain open (n/m) (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Mar 13, 22:56:38
- Yeah telegraph reporting it (NCFC) - SCC 28, Mar 13, 22:27:33
  - They never ruled it out they said they would act when needed (NCFC) - eddie, Mar 13, 22:36:42
    - Staggering the info by the sounds of it. Phased approach (n/m) (NCFC) - essexcanaryOTBC, Mar 14, 00:03:13
    - They’ve changed their mind in 24 hours? (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, Mar 13, 22:42:07
      - If its not being immediately introduced its not really a uturn (NCFC) - eddie, Mar 13, 22:44:23
        
        It’s a u turn (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Mar 13, 22:49:09
        
        U turn trending on twitter lol (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Mar 13, 23:07:22
        
        They intimated it would be in a few weeks (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, Mar 13, 22:46:33
    - Why is it suddenly needed? (NCFC) - SCC 28, Mar 13, 22:41:12
- Wheres this from? (n/m) (NCFC) - eddie, Mar 13, 22:27:14
Few posts on twitter about a new born being born with the virus (n/m) (General Chat) - eddie, Mar 13, 22:11:53
- ... (General Chat) - SCC 28, Mar 13, 22:29:04
- Someone at the bus stop said the virus is killing 110% of people infected (General Chat) - Ben, Mar 13, 22:22:49
  - It's susposedly from a daily mail reporter (n/m) (General Chat) - eddie, Mar 13, 22:25:21
    - How are they going to work that into a story about Megan and Harry? (n/m) (General Chat) - Ben, Mar 13, 22:30:54
      - They really escaped to Canada to give birth to a secret baby (n/m) (General Chat) - Augustus Pablo, Mar 13, 22:32:17
        
        wait til you learn who the daddy is! (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, Mar 13, 22:34:02
        
        Is it jumbles? (n/m) (General Chat) - Men without hats, Mar 13, 23:17:59
        
        Lol (n/m) (General Chat) - Agatha Fisty, Mar 13, 22:45:51
    - I know that reporters sister (General Chat) - shoddy, Mar 13, 22:26:51
Civilization VI on the PS4 could waste a month or two. (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Mar 13, 22:11:09
- Afraid that series peaked at Civ4. (n/m) (General Chat) - watfordcanary, Mar 13, 22:37:58
Now there is no footie, I spoke to the wife. She seems nice and she no longer works at (General Chat) - Augustus Pablo, Mar 13, 22:06:29
- Roflcopters (n/m) (General Chat) - eadie2001, Mar 13, 23:29:17
- Heh heh!!!!! What's Paul up to these days? Bet he's all sensible now. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Mar 13, 22:08:51
  - Hmmm, he’s just come back from Austria skiing, every time he comes back from a (General Chat) - Augustus Pablo, Mar 13, 22:13:02
- ha ha (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, Mar 13, 22:08:33
Ordering my usual Friday Chinese and now I have to answer questions on just eat (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Mar 13, 21:53:14
Bob Mortimer falling over (General Chat) - Adster, Mar 13, 21:47:07
- Vic I've fallen (General Chat) - Agatha Fisty, Mar 13, 21:57:53
Ha ha, Cheltenham still happening. Can't be losing thst booze amd betting tax eh? (n/m) (Other Sports) - Agatha Fisty, Mar 13, 21:37:49
- Are all the events that have been cancelled following official advice or mumsnet science? (Other Sports) - Ben, Mar 13, 22:19:15
- Cancellation would bankrupt the course (Other Sports) - CWC, Mar 13, 21:42:15
  - The Lloyds underwriting room was closed today. (Other Sports) - shoddy, Mar 13, 22:06:17
    - Lloyd’s. And yes lots of practice/testing for when WFH is required (n/m) (Other Sports) - essexcanaryOTBC, Mar 13, 23:58:07
  - a big Boris fan just told me (Other Sports) - SCC 28, Mar 13, 21:48:52
    - The videos show them having a great time, most under 50 so they’ll be fine after a couple (Other Sports) - thirsty work, Mar 13, 22:03:21
    - Probably those brexit voting oldies SCC (Other Sports) - shoddy, Mar 13, 22:00:16
      - He is a Brexit voting oldie yes (Other Sports) - SCC 28, Mar 13, 22:16:19
        
        You hate anyone who voted for Brexit ? (Other Sports) - Men without hats, Mar 13, 23:21:29
        
        WTF are (n/m) (Other Sports) - SCC 28, Mar 14, 00:53:49
        
        you on (n/m) (Other Sports) - SCC 28, Mar 14, 00:54:24
FAO Disco (General Chat) - CWC, Mar 13, 21:37:38
- Yes , will mail you... (n/m) (General Chat) - Disco, Mar 13, 21:46:32
Sir stevo reckons boro's got the Corona.. 😃 (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 13, 21:35:56
Right, fuck up you lot. I'm gonna watch Doctor Sleep and drink beer (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Mar 13, 21:13:35
- I'm going to have a bath. (General Chat) - Chris Peacock, Mar 13, 21:26:21
  - Irresponsible. Learn some social distancing 🤦🏻‍♂️ (n/m) (General Chat) - essexcanaryOTBC, Mar 13, 21:30:32
    - Then go down the pub 😉 (n/m) (General Chat) - essexcanaryOTBC, Mar 13, 21:30:53
- That’s odd cos I decided against that and I’m going to watch The Invisible Guest instead (General Chat) - Adster, Mar 13, 21:19:12
  - enjoy, it's a cracker. chin chin! (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Mar 13, 21:23:19
    - I’m going in (n/m) (General Chat) - Adster, Mar 13, 21:45:58
    - Oh... may try that one too (n/m) (General Chat) - promethian1, Mar 13, 21:25:10
Salford v Wigan Rugby league stream.... If you're desparate (NCFC) - promethian1, Mar 13, 21:03:37
- jesus, I don't think I'll ever be that desperate (n/m) (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Mar 13, 21:22:14
  - give it a couple of weeks.... (n/m) (NCFC) - promethian1, Mar 13, 21:24:04
    - Thing is I think it’s going to become really important not to obsess over this virus but (NCFC) - Jim, Mar 13, 21:36:29
      - Football manager on PC is a great way to eat up weeks of free time (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Mar 13, 21:45:30
Klopp correct link (Other Football) - revsimon, Mar 13, 20:53:56
- OK I’ll try (Other Football) - Oscarnary, Mar 13, 21:17:22
  - Sounds genuinely concerned that they (Other Football) - KevinBond, Mar 13, 22:17:23
  - Yeah. He’s done well there. Very well. (n/m) (Other Football) - Under soil heating, Mar 13, 21:33:12
  - I think that's a fair position (n/m) (Other Football) - shoddy, Mar 13, 21:25:54
Klopp (Other Football) - revsimon, Mar 13, 20:51:25
- IGNORE WRONG Link (n/m) (Other Football) - revsimon, Mar 13, 20:52:32
  - I was trying to work out some sort of satirical significance for ages! (n/m) (Other Football) - promethian1, Mar 13, 20:56:09
God I hate international breaks (NCFC) - Charles21, Mar 13, 20:49:24
- At lwast we have a good post break record (NCFC) - CWC, Mar 13, 21:01:34
Which two wrathers would these be? (General Chat) - duke of york, Mar 13, 20:46:21
- He says we need to achieve herd immunity (General Chat) - SCC 28, Mar 13, 20:52:20
  - What do you think of the USA 🇺🇸 strategy though? Seems like testing now. And what else??? (n/m) (General Chat) - essexcanaryOTBC, Mar 13, 20:56:31
    - Everyone seems to think they’ve left it way too late (General Chat) - SCC 28, Mar 13, 20:59:53
      - That’s what it felt like to me too. Don’t see how they’re going to cope tbh (n/m) (General Chat) - essexcanaryOTBC, Mar 13, 21:26:36
      - They treat their poor like shit. (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 13, 21:03:29
        
        That is true (n/m) (General Chat) - essexcanaryOTBC, Mar 13, 21:26:58
- Oh, Tweet's been deleted... (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Mar 13, 20:50:44
In other news - write up from Wolves away (NCFC) - jAC, Mar 13, 20:37:24
- Thanks jAC, that was a fab read (NCFC) - Bravo win or die, Mar 13, 21:42:09
- Why was a Kenny McClean involved in the raid on Cynthia Jarrett’s home? (n/m) (NCFC) - Jim, Mar 13, 21:23:10
  - haha! (n/m) (NCFC) - jAC, Mar 13, 21:29:20
    - Good write up by the way (n/m) (NCFC) - Jim, Mar 13, 21:34:45
- BWOD would have loved this, can you post it on the wrath Facebook page for her please? (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Mar 13, 21:04:24
  - Hello Jumbo 👋 I’m here and thanks for thinking of me :) (NCFC) - Bravo win or die, Mar 13, 21:30:33
- ✅💚💛👍 (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Mar 13, 20:54:43
- It never actually happened now (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Mar 13, 20:42:07
The whole beer-virus situation is interesting in that really it’s a dress rehearsal. (General Chat) - I Am Hoot, Mar 13, 20:24:08
- We should really have learned our lessons from H1N1 and others, but didn't (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Mar 13, 20:49:32
- Yep. And I hope humanity empathy and compassion wins though (General Chat) - essexcanaryOTBC, Mar 13, 20:29:03
- this si deadly enough if you've got a compromised immune system. (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 13, 20:28:45
Trump has order lots of ventilators but hopes won’t need them. Living in denial mate (n/m) (General Chat) - essexcanaryOTBC, Mar 13, 20:22:39
- They think it's going to flow through his words and be done in no time (General Chat) - eddie, Mar 13, 20:23:26
  - Not long apparently. Emergency status. Very quickly 😂 (n/m) (General Chat) - essexcanaryOTBC, Mar 13, 20:28:00
  - You have to hope that at state level, there are people in charge who know what they are do (n/m) (General Chat) - ede, Mar 13, 20:26:51
    - Has to be !!! (n/m) (General Chat) - essexcanaryOTBC, Mar 13, 20:28:10
    - ...doing (n/m) (General Chat) - ede, Mar 13, 20:27:12
In the event of mass panic, I’m going to be like the one in Towering Inferno/Poseidon (General Chat) - Augustus Pablo, Mar 13, 20:21:47
- lol (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Mar 13, 20:28:12
- Make sure you hand sanitizer after pressing the lift button though (n/m) (General Chat) - essexcanaryOTBC, Mar 13, 20:23:48
  - Wilco (n/m) (General Chat) - Augustus Pablo, Mar 13, 20:24:21
The dude that elbow bumped trump instead of touching his hand 👏🏼 good job! (n/m) (General Chat) - essexcanaryOTBC, Mar 13, 20:18:23
UK may be added to trumps ban are numbers have gone up (NCFC) - eddie, Mar 13, 20:11:49
- Shocking that the numbers went up, thought they’d have gone down by now 😂 (n/m) (NCFC) - essexcanaryOTBC, Mar 13, 20:12:37
  - Couldn't make it up (n/m) (NCFC) - eddie, Mar 13, 20:13:45
National league games on. So non professional footballers and crowds are immune? (n/m) (Other Football) - Agatha Fisty, Mar 13, 20:10:20
- To be fair in most NL grounds fans are at least 10 foot apart... (n/m) (Other Football) - usacanary, Mar 13, 20:44:01
  - I'll be at Concord tomorrow (Other Football) - dr fanta, Mar 13, 21:38:24
- Yep, hardcore- none of your nambypambypcmummyboyprimadonners in the National League (n/m) (Other Football) - Jumbo1, Mar 13, 20:13:39
  - Did you see that video of a woman footballeress popping her knee back in? (n/m) (Other Football) - Augustus Pablo, Mar 13, 20:22:58
    - Yep, could you imagine Delicate Alli doing that (n/m) (Other Football) - Jumbo1, Mar 13, 20:31:37
- Non league herd immunity complete - they play at dirtier grounds usually (n/m) (Other Football) - essexcanaryOTBC, Mar 13, 20:13:06
- Yes (n/m) (Other Football) - inutero, Mar 13, 20:11:15
Boris admitted we will lose many loved ones. Trump has glossed over that. (n/m) (General Chat) - essexcanaryOTBC, Mar 13, 20:06:39
- No symptoms what so ever has he not heard that it doesn't start (General Chat) - eddie, Mar 13, 20:07:50
  - Trump is a fucking moron who's only thinking about the effects for his re-election (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Mar 13, 21:10:00
    - VMT... I hate his fake sanctimonious tones... (n/m) (General Chat) - promethian1, Mar 13, 21:28:24
  - Don’t use evidence based facts. He prefers fake news. It’s sounds better (n/m) (General Chat) - essexcanaryOTBC, Mar 13, 20:13:39
America gonna test the shit out of the virus. Their numbers are gonna ⬆️⬆️⬆️ (n/m) (General Chat) - essexcanaryOTBC, Mar 13, 20:01:12
- From what the more gossipy part of the internet says, America's swamped by it (n/m) (General Chat) - Basil Wrathbone, Mar 13, 20:22:38
  - VMT (General Chat) - Timmy_Goat, Mar 13, 20:40:12
  - Not sure how testing to confirm that will stop the spread (n/m) (General Chat) - essexcanaryOTBC, Mar 13, 20:30:20
- Says within a month they will have 5 million tests (General Chat) - ede, Mar 13, 20:20:38
  - 4% will be Coronavirus on average based on South Korea (n/m) (General Chat) - essexcanaryOTBC, Mar 13, 20:22:11
Any live Chess on TV? Obviously with the players 1 metre + apart (n/m) (General Chat) - Saucerer, Mar 13, 19:58:24
- I’ve recently started playing online chess (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Mar 13, 20:10:55
So another day and no cases confirmed in norfolk (NCFC) - eddie, Mar 13, 19:54:32
- Depends how many people in Norfolk are beinh tested (n/m) (NCFC) - revsimon, Mar 13, 20:49:45
- There are cases in norfolk. (n/m) (NCFC) - Joe Strimmer, Mar 13, 20:13:18
  - None confirmed though so far (n/m) (NCFC) - eddie, Mar 13, 20:18:30
  - As of 9am this morning there were no cases in Norfolk (n/m) (NCFC) - Trent_Canary, Mar 13, 20:17:36
    - Or "As of 9am there were no cases test 3+ days ago" (n/m) (NCFC) - CWC, Mar 13, 20:44:35
  - Be surprised if hospitals aren’t working on virus victims (n/m) (NCFC) - essexcanaryOTBC, Mar 13, 20:15:10
    - they are (n/m) (NCFC) - promethian1, Mar 13, 21:32:43
- The virus can’t get past the Barton Mills roundabout (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, Mar 13, 19:55:32
  - Haha hahah (n/m) (NCFC) - eddie, Mar 13, 19:57:46
  - Ridiculous traffic lights (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Mar 13, 19:55:57
    - thank you (NCFC) - ghostof barry butler, Mar 13, 20:05:35
      - The lights have ruined the reason they dualled it (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Mar 13, 20:19:46
        
        again thank you (NCFC) - ghostof barry butler, Mar 13, 20:31:55
        
        Yes. Twats (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, Mar 13, 20:29:44
        
        Little bit harsh on me! (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Mar 13, 20:35:29
    - It’s also having issues with the A47 near Wisbech (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, Mar 13, 19:58:17
      - Sutton Bridge is a wanker. (NCFC) - APB, Mar 13, 20:03:07
        
        Awfully Poor Bridge (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Mar 13, 20:21:47
        
        Lol (n/m) (NCFC) - Augustus Pablo, Mar 13, 20:30:58
More bad news (General Chat) - Adster, Mar 13, 19:53:23
- That is bad.... (n/m) (General Chat) - Saucerer, Mar 13, 19:56:51
Trump. So basically USA 🇺🇸 gonna TEST TEST TEST but then what????? No mention yet (n/m) (General Chat) - essexcanaryOTBC, Mar 13, 19:50:16
Sincere apologies if this has already been discussed but (Other Football) - SeattleSounders, Mar 13, 19:26:15
- some players contracts expire before then and then there's the transfer window to consider (Other Football) - Larry Hagman, Mar 13, 19:44:47
  - But every team will have expiring contracts. Making the season void (Other Football) - SeattleSounders, Mar 13, 19:48:27
    - But clubs could then sign or lose players impacting the final positions (n/m) (Other Football) - Larry Hagman, Mar 13, 22:27:12
- Sounds pretty good to me although I've literally given it 10 seconds thought. There's (Other Football) - Adster, Mar 13, 19:33:04
  - Took off my yellow tinted glasses and am looking for fairness over (Other Football) - SeattleSounders, Mar 13, 19:35:02
- Nah, just restart it when everyone’s better. Postpone Euros, streamline World Cup (Other Football) - Augustus Pablo, Mar 13, 19:32:41
  - Just continue the remainder of our season, there would be no Euros and probably no lympics (Other Football) - Augustus Pablo, Mar 13, 19:38:36
    - Current season needs to finish by 30 Jun (Other Football) - WestYorksCanary, Mar 13, 19:42:58
      - Yep. Hard to see this finishing by end of June. If you go (Other Football) - SeattleSounders, Mar 13, 19:47:20
        
        Really sensible solution (Other Football) - CWC, Mar 13, 20:54:12
  - With current table or clean slate? (n/m) (Other Football) - SeattleSounders, Mar 13, 19:34:02
- But when would the following season start? (n/m) (Other Football) - Kangol Canary, Mar 13, 19:29:38
  - Same time as normal. Make up the matches next season. (n/m) (Other Football) - SeattleSounders, Mar 13, 19:30:35
    - The table would be over 76 matches rather than 38. (n/m) (Other Football) - SeattleSounders, Mar 13, 19:31:44
      - Imagine Liverpool’s points! (n/m) (Other Football) - Augustus Pablo, Mar 13, 19:35:06
        
        Massive. Also Norwich would get another year of Premier money. (n/m) (Other Football) - SeattleSounders, Mar 13, 19:36:26
- nah (n/m) (Other Football) - Charles21, Mar 13, 19:29:32
Over 65s will not be treated when hospitals and intensive care units are full (n/m) (General Chat) - essexcanaryOTBC, Mar 13, 19:23:04
- At work for 4 years we've had standards passed antibacterial wash (General Chat) - Agatha Fisty, Mar 13, 19:28:09
  - Because with this particular virus it’s alcohol content that’s key? (n/m) (General Chat) - Jim, Mar 13, 19:57:35
    - You telling me to get on the piss? (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 13, 20:01:04
      - Yes but for the avoidance of doubt don’t drink the hand gel! (n/m) (General Chat) - Jim, Mar 13, 21:19:58
  - Panic stations (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Mar 13, 19:29:48
- Apparently its what they do in italy (n/m) (General Chat) - Joe Strimmer, Mar 13, 19:26:58
- Govenment policy? (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Mar 13, 19:24:28
So football cancelled, what do people do when you cancel everything? (Other Football) - Agatha Fisty, Mar 13, 19:18:06
- Far less people will do that (Other Football) - FreshBlood, Mar 13, 22:10:31
- pray tell us what to do then (n/m) (Other Football) - ghostof barry butler, Mar 13, 19:21:08
  - Thank you for your comment (n/m) (Other Football) - Agatha Fisty, Mar 13, 19:24:50
- probably why they wanted to keep it going (Other Football) - Charles21, Mar 13, 19:19:14
- Bristol (n/m) (Other Football) - Jumbo1, Mar 13, 19:18:19
  - Bristol prevention bridge? (n/m) (Other Football) - Agatha Fisty, Mar 13, 19:20:27
    - Making SS Britain Great again (Other Football) - CWC, Mar 13, 21:23:47
    - Yes, next to the cause way (n/m) (Other Football) - Jumbo1, Mar 13, 19:27:19
I just went on the Center Parcs site to see about booking a cheap local stay (General Chat) - Charles21, Mar 13, 19:10:06
- It was a good joke (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Mar 13, 19:18:57
  - You need to take lessons from Augustus Pablo on joke making (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Mar 13, 19:21:31
    - Ouch (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Mar 13, 19:30:39
      - 😂 (n/m) (General Chat) - Augustus Pablo, Mar 13, 19:40:44
- We're due to go to Sherwood Forest over Easter weekend (General Chat) - WestYorksCanary, Mar 13, 19:14:51
  - Rapids ride at Sherwood has always been epic. (General Chat) - Agatha Fisty, Mar 13, 19:37:46
    - Fyi (General Chat) - Agatha Fisty, Mar 13, 19:39:53
  - fingers crossed for you (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Mar 13, 19:18:25
I loved The Shining but I didn't particularly like It. Shall I watch Doctor Sleep? (n/m) (General Chat) - Adster, Mar 13, 19:07:37
- The reviews were very good (n/m) (General Chat) - Agatha Fisty, Mar 13, 19:16:45
- hidden depths man, hidden depths (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Mar 13, 19:10:09
"Leading English governing bodies received a call direct from the COBRA meeting on Thursda (Other Football) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 13, 19:01:05
- There really should have been provision (Other Football) - SCC 28, Mar 13, 19:11:47
- I continue to fluctuate hourly from (Other Football) - Jim, Mar 13, 19:05:31
  - this is the thing, nobody knows for sure about any of this at the moment (Other Football) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 13, 19:50:18
  - My Garry likes to fluctuate hourly (n/m) (Other Football) - Jumbo1, Mar 13, 19:21:43
  - I'm with Ralf (Other Football) - Worzel Scrimmage, Mar 13, 19:08:18
    - My parents are staying in, regardless of what Government says (Other Football) - Charles21, Mar 13, 19:10:54
      - mine too, just got off the phone to them. (n/m) (Other Football) - shoddy, Mar 13, 19:18:31
        
        mine are umming and aahing about cancelling a trip to the Canaries (Other Football) - Worzel Scrimmage, Mar 13, 19:22:10
  - I shook your hand last week so should I (Other Football) - Old Splat, Mar 13, 19:08:09
    - You may wash it now! (Other Football) - Jim, Mar 13, 19:21:15
      - Yes mate just being sensible and cautious. (Other Football) - Old Splat, Mar 13, 19:47:38
  - Lock not kick and food not good! (n/m) (Other Football) - Jim, Mar 13, 19:06:06
Arteta already feeling much better (Other Football) - Charles21, Mar 13, 18:37:20
- oh thank god. Couldn't sleep last night worrying about the Arsenal squad (n/m) (Other Football) - Worzel Scrimmage, Mar 13, 18:51:23
- Arteta=Better (n/m) (Other Football) - Augustus Pablo, Mar 13, 18:43:41
  - Well, well, well (n/m) (Other Football) - Jumbo1, Mar 13, 18:53:22
    - Three holes in the des.... (n/m) (Other Football) - Old Splat, Mar 13, 19:09:37
- Vmt,I'm seething tbh. (n/m) (Other Football) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 13, 18:42:55
Just to liven things...There is a married couple in my local (General Chat) - Saucerer, Mar 13, 18:27:33
- Talking of coincidences...my first wife and I were having a meal (General Chat) - Old Splat, Mar 13, 19:19:59
  - Lol, lucky he was with his own wife! (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Mar 13, 19:22:54
  - Keswick in the Lake District that is..... (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Splat, Mar 13, 19:21:00
- In my class at the Avenues Junior School was John Johnstone (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Splat, Mar 13, 19:14:37
- I know a Russell Hedges and an Owen Owen, there was (General Chat) - Haasman, Mar 13, 19:11:15
  - I remember that! Mr R Sitch, and and Mr Whalebelly (n/m) (General Chat) - Augustus Pablo, Mar 13, 19:15:13
- I was texting my life long companion from the toilet the other day (General Chat) - Charles21, Mar 13, 19:07:05
  - Logs on....logs off (n/m) (General Chat) - yellowman, Mar 13, 19:08:49
    - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Mar 13, 19:19:38
      - bahm, I was about to ask who logged out first (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Mar 13, 19:27:03
  - Human centipede (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Mar 13, 19:07:59
- My wife is taller than me when we both stand but when we sit I'm taller. (n/m) (General Chat) - Trent_Canary, Mar 13, 19:04:17
  - ^bigger chair^ (n/m) (General Chat) - yellowman, Mar 13, 19:05:06
  - ^Short legs (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Mar 13, 19:04:55
    - Long body! (n/m) (General Chat) - Trent_Canary, Mar 13, 19:05:23
      - Come round (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Mar 13, 19:07:21
- my birthday falls on the same date every year (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Mar 13, 19:02:26
  - and the cake lasts from one to the other (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Mar 13, 19:03:42
    - no, that doesn't work (General Chat) - Charles21, Mar 13, 19:05:55
      - It’s a massive cake you numpty (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Mar 13, 19:06:39
        
        No, I'm going to have to put my foot down here (General Chat) - Charles21, Mar 13, 19:07:46
- I bumped into some pissed blokes.... (General Chat) - yellowman, Mar 13, 19:00:13
- Boy at school called Timothy Burr (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Mar 13, 18:56:19
- My twin cousins were born on different days (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Mar 13, 18:54:18
  - Brother's are identical twins born 2 minutes apart (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Mar 13, 18:57:20
    - Richard was born just before midnight and Allan just after midnight (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Mar 13, 19:02:03
- my brother and his wife were born on the same day (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Mar 13, 18:52:03
  - A friend of mine bumped into his ex girlfriend (both from Norwich) on a track (General Chat) - Augustus Pablo, Mar 13, 18:53:50
    - haha, that happened to me once, though on a beach in Malta (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Mar 13, 18:54:57
- Used to serve an old Welsh boyo who was William Williams. (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 13, 18:41:57
- I know an Alison Allinson (n/m) (General Chat) - Augustus Pablo, Mar 13, 18:40:34
  - Nd there’s a woman in Attleborough called Taila Taylor (n/m) (General Chat) - Augustus Pablo, Mar 13, 18:41:16
    - Son called Tinker? (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Mar 13, 19:04:26
Two ways of developing immunity - catch the disease but survive, or receive an effective (General Chat) - Skeleton Bob, Mar 13, 18:24:41
- China the most inhumane Country in the world. (n/m) (General Chat) - Malkybarneedledick, Mar 13, 18:49:32
  - one of the worst for sure, but their approach seems to be working thus far (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Mar 13, 18:54:00
- Quick lobby the Goverment ... (General Chat) - yellowman, Mar 13, 18:47:50
- China is known for it's humane approach to lots of things (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Mar 13, 18:34:03
  - Sending doctors to Italy (General Chat) - SCC 28, Mar 13, 18:38:10
    - How on earth do you think I know? (General Chat) - Charles21, Mar 13, 18:42:16
      - The West Ham (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Mar 13, 18:45:33
        
        connection is interesting (General Chat) - SCC 28, Mar 13, 18:47:01
        
        He'll probably rock up at wuhan utd after this has blown over. (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 13, 19:10:55
        
        wouldn't be surprised (General Chat) - Charles21, Mar 13, 18:59:53
      - Top insight Charles.👍👏👏 (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 13, 18:43:40
        
        agreed (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Mar 13, 19:01:20
        
        You need to protect yourself now though. Huawei monitor the (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 13, 18:44:57
        
        fuck, I've got a Hoo A Weeee phone so I'm fcuked (General Chat) - Charles21, Mar 13, 19:00:50
  - Quite. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Mar 13, 18:34:31
    - Dubs, where's the press conference from DF? (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Mar 13, 18:37:42
      - :( Sadly I've been told I'm off the books for the next few weeks. No Press news in... (General Chat) - DrDublin, Mar 13, 18:42:29
How predictable... (General Chat) - DrDublin, Mar 13, 18:22:35
- bargain (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Mar 13, 18:34:23
Can anyone recommend a kitchen worktop fitter in Norwich? (General Chat) - MIKEWALKER, Mar 13, 18:07:12
- I had a go at fitting one myself, but I found that results were rather (General Chat) - Augustus Pablo, Mar 13, 18:43:01
  - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Mar 13, 19:20:04
  - Boooooom (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Mar 13, 18:54:58
- DIY (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Mar 13, 18:13:00
  - Wife expressly forbids it on this mission pal. (n/m) (General Chat) - MIKEWALKER, Mar 13, 18:15:25
    - Wife!? I always imagined you as a lone wolf type (General Chat) - Adster, Mar 13, 18:40:40
      - Lolf (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Mar 13, 18:54:43
Trump press conference in one hour at 7pm. “The healthiest president in history! 🇺🇸 “ (n/m) (General Chat) - essexcanaryOTBC, Mar 13, 18:00:08
- They're doing great things with Corona (General Chat) - Charles21, Mar 13, 18:35:05
  - The best. Better than all the other countries. Just beautiful (n/m) (General Chat) - essexcanaryOTBC, Mar 13, 19:57:14
  - They have done (General Chat) - Jambocanary, Mar 13, 18:42:44
    - Cream Soda for me (n/m) (General Chat) - Augustus Pablo, Mar 13, 18:52:13
      - Used it to clean the windscreen of the Corona lorry when I had a Saturday job (General Chat) - watfordcanary, Mar 13, 22:36:41
Good grief... Italy has had 250 deaths in last 24 hours. (n/m) (NCFC) - promethian1, Mar 13, 17:15:47
- And 2000 more cases (NCFC) - SCC 28, Mar 13, 17:45:35
  - Not worth worrying about really,take every precaution you can and keep going. (n/m) (NCFC) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 13, 17:53:06
    - And look out for the elderly and vulnerable basically (n/m) (NCFC) - essexcanaryOTBC, Mar 13, 18:00:32
      - Yep. (n/m) (NCFC) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 13, 18:39:27
      - VMT ^^^^ (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Mar 13, 18:16:53
  - Needs to kill another few hundred thousand before (NCFC) - duke of york, Mar 13, 17:46:22
  - quarantine is not appearing to work though... (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Mar 13, 17:46:18
    - That didn’t start very long ago (NCFC) - SCC 28, Mar 13, 17:49:24
      - Actually almost certainly (NCFC) - SCC 28, Mar 13, 17:52:22
        
        Actually the first lockdown was 2 weeks ago (NCFC) - SCC 28, Mar 13, 18:23:33
    - I guess once so many have got it (NCFC) - duke of york, Mar 13, 17:47:18
- shocking really (n/m) (NCFC) - paulg, Mar 13, 17:44:57
London Marathon postponed til October (n/m) (Other Sports) - SCC 28, Mar 13, 17:10:06
- Snoozey loosey x (n/m) (Other Sports) - DrDublin, Mar 13, 17:10:44
London Marathon off until october (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Mar 13, 17:07:53
Back from work and everything has changed again.... just can't keep up with everything. (NCFC) - promethian1, Mar 13, 16:57:48
May's local elections have now been delayed for a year (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 13, 16:57:27
- How long before Trump has the same idea? (n/m) (General Chat) - jampersands, Mar 13, 17:54:10
  - If he survives corona 🦠 (n/m) (General Chat) - essexcanaryOTBC, Mar 13, 18:00:52
  - Ha quite!!! (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Mar 13, 17:55:52
bad news for the NLPs (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 13, 16:47:40
Chloe Smith (General Chat) - KevinBond, Mar 13, 16:33:04
- Is she Norfolk’s first case? (n/m) (General Chat) - Bravo win or die, Mar 13, 17:07:08
- Source? (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Mar 13, 16:57:46
  - Guido Fawkes (General Chat) - KevinBond, Mar 13, 17:01:02
    - Thanks. Think I’ll need to get tested. Bugger. (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Mar 13, 17:20:48
      - Most of us will have it soon enough (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Mar 13, 18:50:07
      - You won’t get tested - unless you are ill enough for hospital (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Mar 13, 17:38:32
    - Mp's are dropping like flies... (General Chat) - promethian1, Mar 13, 17:03:44
Wonder how many people cancelled sky sports today ? (n/m) (NCFC) - loz, Mar 13, 16:08:44
- I'm pretty sure I'll cancel mine (NCFC) - Ben, Mar 13, 16:58:55
  - 90 quid a month! Jesus, better off investing in fibre internet and streaming free (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Mar 13, 17:42:53
    - I am genuinely amazed when I hear the amount people pay for Sky (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Mar 13, 18:38:14
    - That’s for the full package of sport, films, box sets and 4K but it’s really not worth it (NCFC) - Ben, Mar 13, 18:32:54
      - that's still a lot of money though. Is there no fibre service in Norwich? (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Mar 13, 18:50:00
    - How ??? (n/m) (NCFC) - essexcanaryOTBC, Mar 13, 18:02:04
      - Worz does live a tad to the West South of us here Essex. (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Mar 13, 18:04:55
        
        surely you can get the same streams I can, though I understand internet is pretty shit (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Mar 13, 18:31:56
- They'll surely offer some incentive to keep it. (NCFC) - Huge Small, Mar 13, 16:21:11
- 9 (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 13, 16:18:20
Season won't be extended as some players will become out of contract (n/m) (NCFC) - Larry Hagman, Mar 13, 16:08:39
Mutation (General Chat) - APB, Mar 13, 15:54:18
- As I understand it, mutations tend to move towards less deadly versions (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Mar 13, 18:01:32
  - Yep. The first attack is the worst, once we have antibodies will be easier to manage/cope (n/m) (General Chat) - essexcanaryOTBC, Mar 13, 18:02:46
    - well, regardless of that, the virus will mutate anyway. One day it'll probably be no worse (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Mar 13, 18:34:56
- better tell the chief medical officer (n/m) (General Chat) - paulg, Mar 13, 16:01:18
Bundesliga postponed now. (n/m) (Other Football) - Yellalee, Mar 13, 15:41:28
King's Lynn game is ON (n/m) (Other Football) - duke of york, Mar 13, 15:22:50
- German games are now OFF (n/m) (Other Football) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 13, 15:35:18
- I stand corrected. Gives me something to do tomorrow! (n/m) (Other Football) - Malkys Head, Mar 13, 15:28:21
- Non league football the big winners (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 28, Mar 13, 15:23:52
  - Bit odd that National League is on but local Thurlow Nunn League is off (n/m) (Other Football) - duke of york, Mar 13, 16:04:39
  - it'd be nice to see the EPL offer support to smaller clubs now (Other Football) - Worzel Scrimmage, Mar 13, 15:33:03
    - Forest Green chairman said they’ll take the positives (Other Football) - SCC 28, Mar 13, 15:35:27
Excellent update for bt sport subscribers (General Chat) - wolfio, Mar 13, 15:19:28
Black pudding and bacon sarnie, fried egg on top, pint of tea (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Mar 13, 15:15:17
- I’d put the egg in the sandwich (General Chat) - SimonOTBC, Mar 13, 15:21:48
- Question (General Chat) - Winged Eel Creosote, Mar 13, 15:16:32
  - depends how wide your mug and egg are (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Mar 13, 15:21:04
Some good news. (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 13, 15:13:20
- This is a week old, why isn’t it all over the news! Must take a long time to test maybe? (n/m) (General Chat) - essexcanaryOTBC, Mar 13, 15:17:25
  - They’ve been sequencing loads since the start (General Chat) - SCC 28, Mar 13, 15:21:12
    - Ok cheers (n/m) (General Chat) - essexcanaryOTBC, Mar 13, 17:10:15
    - I never said they did,it's a start though and it negative (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 13, 15:23:09
      - It’s definitely a positive, thanks for sharing. Was just surprised that a vaccine might be (General Chat) - essexcanaryOTBC, Mar 13, 17:10:58
      - Of course but my response was to Essex (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Mar 13, 15:25:44
        
        Oh,sorry. (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 13, 15:29:16
      - Isn't. (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 13, 15:23:20
  - Good news doesn't sell papers or enhance clickbait (n/m) (General Chat) - Trent_Canary, Mar 13, 15:19:45
Advice for elderly relatives/friends/colleagues etc (General Chat) - essexcanaryOTBC, Mar 13, 15:10:05
If the season were to be declared void, who goes into Europe next season? Hmmm? (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Mar 13, 15:09:33
- that's assuming the competition goes ahead next season (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 13, 15:22:44
- That will preaumably be the big squabble but it would surely have to be (NCFC) - Jim, Mar 13, 15:12:29
  - Whichever team managed to avoid relegation whilst being bottom for ages seems fair (n/m) (NCFC) - essexcanaryOTBC, Mar 13, 15:14:53
- Same as this season? (n/m) (NCFC) - essexcanaryOTBC, Mar 13, 15:10:21
PM: Wing ed eel creos ote (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 13, 15:04:55
- None left on Amazon UK (n/m) (General Chat) - sixthgo, Mar 13, 16:24:55
- I literally just posted the same thing (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Mar 13, 15:10:39
- has to be rubbing alcohol not surgical spirit do not use surgical spirit (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 13, 15:06:28
Spain 🇪🇸 possibly following Italy 🇮🇹 in how they’re handling future lockdowns etc (n/m) (General Chat) - essexcanaryOTBC, Mar 13, 14:51:32
Wonder if they’ll be a spike in Cheltenham hospital patients with 🦠 post 🐎 (n/m) (General Chat) - essexcanaryOTBC, Mar 13, 14:50:23
- Nine months or so after the lockdown there'll be a boom in births (General Chat) - Yurik Hunt, Mar 13, 14:54:24
  - Divorce in my house (General Chat) - SimonOTBC, Mar 13, 15:10:12
  - Good prediction. Get that bet on. Now! (n/m) (General Chat) - essexcanaryOTBC, Mar 13, 14:56:28
... (NCFC) - duke of york, Mar 13, 14:34:42
- Pray for Liverpool (n/m) (NCFC) - essexcanaryOTBC, Mar 13, 14:46:44
If the season is void and we stay up for next year, will the likes of Max, Emi etc all (NCFC) - WestYorksCanary, Mar 13, 14:29:56
- Depends if there’s a run on them like hand sanitizers and loo rolls (n/m) (NCFC) - essexcanaryOTBC, Mar 13, 14:47:20
- Guess some would go, but they'd be a good deal more expensive... (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Mar 13, 14:30:54
  - I’m not sure they would go (n/m) (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Mar 13, 14:36:33
    - Hopefully be a lockdown in place to prevent them leaving (n/m) (NCFC) - essexcanaryOTBC, Mar 13, 14:50:54
Herd immunity won't work cos coronavirus mutates (NCFC) - Larry Hagman, Mar 13, 14:26:11
- COVID19 = CoronaVirus Disease 2019 (n/m) (NCFC) - Trent_Canary, Mar 13, 14:43:13
- Quit it with the bullshit (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Mar 13, 14:39:51
  - Link here (NCFC) - Larry Hagman, Mar 13, 14:41:16
    - Corona virus is the name of the "type" of virus it is not the specific virus (NCFC) - Jim, Mar 13, 15:14:36
    - Where does that say anything about mutation? (n/m) (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Mar 13, 15:08:51
- They don't know if it does yet (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, Mar 13, 14:32:38
  - Having one coronavirus doesn't make a person immune to others (NCFC) - Larry Hagman, Mar 13, 14:42:50
    - All viruses mutate due to their rates of replication (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Mar 13, 14:59:06
    - I think it’s about this coronavirus not all future new coronavirus outbreaks (n/m) (NCFC) - essexcanaryOTBC, Mar 13, 14:44:23
      - Yes. (n/m) (NCFC) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 13, 14:48:16
- The 19 relates to 2019 being when it was first identified (31st Dec I think) (n/m) (NCFC) - WestYorksCanary, Mar 13, 14:27:25
  - So close to being called Covid-20 (n/m) (NCFC) - essexcanaryOTBC, Mar 13, 14:44:44
Oh the irony... (General Chat) - DrDublin, Mar 13, 14:22:42
- Be funny if they all default to “POSITIVE” test result (n/m) (General Chat) - essexcanaryOTBC, Mar 13, 14:43:34
- saw this earlier too (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 13, 14:40:52
UK herd policy wanting people to catch it is stupid (NCFC) - Larry Hagman, Mar 13, 14:18:07
- brilliant idea (NCFC) - paulg, Mar 13, 14:40:06
  - it's far from ridiculous, this is largely what china has done (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Mar 13, 15:01:47
    - Thing is though, say we did close everything down, then what? (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Mar 13, 15:23:41
      - Not if we close down until a cure available (n/m) (NCFC) - Larry Hagman, Mar 13, 15:33:12
        
        really practical, yeah (n/m) (NCFC) - paulg, Mar 13, 15:38:06
        
        it is when 500,000 lives at risk in the UK (n/m) (NCFC) - Larry Hagman, Mar 13, 16:12:53
        
        If a cure is available (n/m) (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Mar 13, 15:35:53
Trump’s mate the Brazilian 🇧🇷 president has the virus 🦠 (General Chat) - essexcanaryOTBC, Mar 13, 14:17:04
- It doesn't effect non humans (n/m) (General Chat) - usacanary, Mar 13, 16:50:05
- great news, he's a loathsome worm (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Mar 13, 15:24:09
- If Trump has the virus who will he blame? Which immigrant? (n/m) (General Chat) - essexcanaryOTBC, Mar 13, 14:42:36
  - Melonia (n/m) (General Chat) - KevinBond, Mar 13, 15:06:09
    - Fair (n/m) (General Chat) - essexcanaryOTBC, Mar 13, 15:11:36
- Yes! (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Mar 13, 14:28:06
- Someone will have to tell Trump a wall won't work. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Mar 13, 14:26:58
  - and the Greeks (General Chat) - paulg, Mar 13, 14:40:55
Everest being closed is a bit of a dummer (General Chat) - emmaroyds, Mar 13, 14:16:48
Something I never thought I'd say (Other Football) - Winged Eel Creosote, Mar 13, 13:58:10
- What a dickhead. Klopp only one who has talked sense (Other Football) - Kangol Canary, Mar 13, 14:21:12
- What will Farke say?? (n/m) (Other Football) - essexcanaryOTBC, Mar 13, 14:10:30
  - DF: "People must not be greedy in this case. There will be enough topics for all". (n/m) (Other Football) - DrDublin, Mar 13, 14:16:29
    - Need to win all our duals (with the virus 🦠) (n/m) (Other Football) - essexcanaryOTBC, Mar 13, 14:48:24
    - For sure. (n/m) (Other Football) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 13, 14:29:08
    - That’s true. Greedy for hand sanitizer and loo rolls (n/m) (Other Football) - essexcanaryOTBC, Mar 13, 14:17:36
      - Concebtrate on topics...keep selling hoovers. (n/m) (Other Football) - KevinBond, Mar 13, 15:07:43
        
        Virus hoovers (n/m) (Other Football) - essexcanaryOTBC, Mar 13, 15:12:06
Is there actually anything NOT postponed? Surely everything will be eventually (n/m) (General Chat) - essexcanaryOTBC, Mar 13, 13:54:20
- the Germans are playing behind closed doors and non-league footy still on (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 13, 14:06:54
  - Ah ok. Can’t last that way for long though. As soon as one person gets it 🦠 (n/m) (General Chat) - essexcanaryOTBC, Mar 13, 14:09:29
- Rugby at Cardiff tomorrow is still on (n/m) (General Chat) - revsimon, Mar 13, 13:56:11
  - Just been called off and the Masters Golf (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Mar 13, 14:05:28
Giro d'Italia has been postponed (Other Sports) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 13, 13:50:38
Health advice required (General Chat) - Winged Eel Creosote, Mar 13, 13:30:14
- I can't understand why people aren't simply buying aloe vera gel and alcohol (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Mar 13, 15:02:53
- if you have oil on your hands (General Chat) - ghostof barry butler, Mar 13, 13:44:56
- Use spit (n/m) (General Chat) - essexcanaryOTBC, Mar 13, 13:39:49
Something I never thought I'd say (Other Football) - Winged Eel Creosote, Mar 13, 13:25:07
- Try again (Other Football) - Winged Eel Creosote, Mar 13, 13:27:21
  - That's classy tbf.👏 (n/m) (Other Football) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 13, 14:30:39
  - good stuff, here's hoping other clubs take note and follow their lead (n/m) (Other Football) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 13, 13:30:29
    - 💯 (n/m) (Other Football) - essexcanaryOTBC, Mar 13, 13:43:52
Nodge ticket update... (NCFC) - DrDublin, Mar 13, 13:24:32
- Arsenal (NCFC) - Jester, Mar 13, 13:43:01
Decent bit on herd immunity (General Chat) - duke of york, Mar 13, 13:22:24
- Not sure "herd immunity" is their aim though is it? they just said that (General Chat) - Jim, Mar 13, 13:54:19
  - Controlled spreading (n/m) (General Chat) - essexcanaryOTBC, Mar 13, 13:55:05
    - Nature’s way is for it to spread tbf (n/m) (General Chat) - essexcanaryOTBC, Mar 13, 13:55:18
- the former director of WHO has a few questions about the strategy (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 13, 13:41:50
  - Some of those questions even us dumbarses are asking (General Chat) - duke of york, Mar 13, 13:46:59
    - Taking a gamble on our own against all logic (General Chat) - SCC 28, Mar 13, 13:50:31
      - There is an interesting common theme emerging in terms of those (General Chat) - Jim, Mar 13, 13:56:46
        
        Indeed. We can all learn a lesson from the measured response of right-wingers (General Chat) - Winged Eel Creosote, Mar 13, 14:09:02
        
        Corbin is a virus 🦠 sympathiser. Danger to the country! (n/m) (General Chat) - essexcanaryOTBC, Mar 13, 14:11:50
        
        Eh? (General Chat) - Yurik Hunt, Mar 13, 14:04:00
        
        I would like to see the model and assumptions etc. However I think the nudge strategy (General Chat) - essexcanaryOTBC, Mar 13, 14:08:28
        
        Here we go again! (General Chat) - SCC 28, Mar 13, 14:01:52
        
        I'd personally like to think I'd have the same view whoever was in charge (General Chat) - duke of york, Mar 13, 13:58:52
        
        I wasn;t referring to you. We've (collectively) had some good discussions on here (General Chat) - Jim, Mar 13, 14:03:52
        
        Probably an element of that out there, yes (General Chat) - duke of york, Mar 13, 14:08:10
        
        I think it's a fairly logical mindset to question every decision a government make (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 13, 14:32:56
        
        Same. And for now I’m giving them the benefit of doubt (n/m) (General Chat) - essexcanaryOTBC, Mar 13, 15:13:45
        
        In fairness it works the other way too i suppose (General Chat) - Jim, Mar 13, 14:10:44
        
        Like the Brexit thing perhaps the key lesson is try and stay off social media as it drives (General Chat) - Jim, Mar 13, 14:11:35
        
        I don’t like Boris or his team of right wingers. I do think this herd immunity might be a (General Chat) - essexcanaryOTBC, Mar 13, 14:07:40
        
        208 new cases yesterday (General Chat) - duke of york, Mar 13, 14:13:15
        
        being as they're only going to test people in hospital now, that measure becomes (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 13, 14:36:35
        
        Exactly. The testing number has been pretty unrepresentative for a while now (General Chat) - essexcanaryOTBC, Mar 13, 15:13:13
        
        It will do going forward yes (General Chat) - duke of york, Mar 13, 14:42:49
- So basically we’ve got quacks in charge (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Mar 13, 13:33:33
Liverpool fan admits that winning the Prem League isn't more important than life or death (Other Football) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 13, 13:15:33
I've just self isolated whilst watching Sophie Dee's new film (n/m) (General Chat) - MIKEWALKER, Mar 13, 12:51:29
- Wash those hands.🙂 (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 13, 12:53:07
Client walks in (NCFC) - ingi, Mar 13, 12:48:13
- Ffs (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Mar 13, 13:02:44
- One of the biggest errors I foresee on this 'it's not too likely to transmit in crowds' (NCFC) - camcan, Mar 13, 12:55:41
Do you think after this blows over there will be a test so you can tell if you had it? (General Chat) - Jim, Mar 13, 12:47:20
- don't think bringing back the 11 plus is a positive step (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 13, 13:07:25
- And does having it definitely give you immunity? (General Chat) - duke of york, Mar 13, 12:59:19
  - Flu mutates season to season, doesn't it? I guess they have no idea if this will do the... (General Chat) - Brom, Mar 13, 13:38:04
    - Indeed. They have no idea (General Chat) - duke of york, Mar 13, 13:50:39
    - Yes (n/m) (General Chat) - essexcanaryOTBC, Mar 13, 13:45:26
  - True. I don;t think they know but is it not the case that with a virus your body usually (General Chat) - Jim, Mar 13, 13:01:06
    - Yeah, maybe. Not even sure I've ever had actual flu tbh (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Mar 13, 13:03:12
      - Actual proper flu is pretty horrible I believe. I think "man flu" which we tend to get is (General Chat) - Jim, Mar 13, 13:18:10
      - I've had it twice (General Chat) - Winged Eel Creosote, Mar 13, 13:12:22
        
        I've had pneumonia (General Chat) - duke of york, Mar 13, 13:13:03
        
        I had pneumonia as a child (General Chat) - Winged Eel Creosote, Mar 13, 13:20:12
Is fa Cup still on? (n/m) (NCFC) - Kangol Canary, Mar 13, 12:30:51
- hopefully the club will reimburse tickets? (NCFC) - Tombs, Mar 13, 12:39:12
  - I want a full refund on my away membership (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Mar 13, 12:42:12
    - i want 10% of your away memberships as a finders fee (NCFC) - Tombs, Mar 13, 12:43:14
- Postponed. King's Lynn game still currently on (n/m) (NCFC) - Huge Small, Mar 13, 12:36:59
  - Will be called off within the hour, unfortunately. League is being suspended (n/m) (NCFC) - Malkys Head, Mar 13, 12:43:21
  - Well if you live in King's Lynn... (NCFC) - mr carra, Mar 13, 12:41:43
    - Uh oh, that's done it... (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Mar 13, 12:46:58
- no. (n/m) (NCFC) - Pixelman, Mar 13, 12:35:56
- No. (NCFC) - marsupialman, Mar 13, 12:35:51
- fuck knows but it will be if not already. i just cancelled my sky sportz though (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Mar 13, 12:34:32
  - They must be about to offer some good bonuses as they've basically lost everything (n/m) (NCFC) - Huge Small, Mar 13, 12:38:57
  - How did you get through?! (NCFC) - duke of york, Mar 13, 12:36:55
    - runged up, an asian bloke tried to put me off and then told me the wait time was up to 20 (NCFC) - Tombs, Mar 13, 12:40:53
- No chance (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Mar 13, 12:34:28
Random , legal ish question (General Chat) - Disco, Mar 13, 12:30:41
- >>> (General Chat) - CWC, Mar 13, 12:49:59
  - Thanks (General Chat) - Disco, Mar 13, 12:58:33
    - ping me an email (General Chat) - CWC, Mar 13, 16:26:41
- Most resi conveyancers don't charge by the hour as far as I know (General Chat) - Jim, Mar 13, 12:36:42
  - Many thanks (General Chat) - Disco, Mar 13, 12:54:11
    - It all tends to be pretty standard I think unless issues crop up (General Chat) - Jim, Mar 13, 13:10:48
Not sure if it’s just me (Other Football) - Tony Martin, Mar 13, 12:29:56
- Haha (n/m) (Other Football) - eddie, Mar 13, 12:50:02
- lol (n/m) (Other Football) - Yurik Hunt, Mar 13, 12:34:07
- Hehehe.🙂 (n/m) (Other Football) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 13, 12:32:32
Callum Hudson-Odoi has already recovered. That was quick. (Other Football) - Trent_Canary, Mar 13, 12:28:05
- Its bad for a few days for most and then normally recovery (n/m) (Other Football) - essexcanaryOTBC, Mar 13, 13:47:32
- It's just a cold (Other Football) - Charles21, Mar 13, 12:31:47
  - Are you South Stand... ( see yesterday) (n/m) (Other Football) - Saucerer, Mar 13, 17:26:29
  - Must have been. #coverup (n/m) (Other Football) - Trent_Canary, Mar 13, 12:38:35
  - I've heard the French have actually surrendered...😯😯 (n/m) (Other Football) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 13, 12:33:26
The Germans have started to put their towels on hospital beds (n/m) (NCFC) - Pukki Pies, Mar 13, 12:26:06
- Hehehe.🙂 (n/m) (NCFC) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 13, 12:29:18
PM Charlie (General Chat) - emmaroyds, Mar 13, 12:24:12
- Quick update (General Chat) - Charles21, Mar 13, 12:30:26
  - Stick im ' in a bowl of soup,you never know what may happen. (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 13, 12:47:57
UK virus tops 600. 66 million UK residents. Fuck off news, stop banging on about it. (n/m) (NCFC) - ghost of hucks, Mar 13, 12:16:29
- I listened to an excellent interview by a .... (NCFC) - usacanary, Mar 13, 16:47:46
- top epidemiologist says nothing to worry about ^^^^ (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Mar 13, 15:04:54
- Exactly right, and this guy nails it too (NCFC) - Charles21, Mar 13, 12:27:17
  - what's happened to the left side of his head? (n/m) (NCFC) - ingi, Mar 13, 12:39:22
- They expect us to get it,the delay phase is so we don't all (NCFC) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 13, 12:25:14
  - I get the delay phase (NCFC) - SCC 28, Mar 13, 12:27:27
    - Yes. Compared to everyone else we seem to be trying to reach the peak as soon as possible (n/m) (NCFC) - mr carra, Mar 13, 12:40:11
      - A flatter peak though (n/m) (NCFC) - essexcanaryOTBC, Mar 13, 13:50:37
    - Exactly, how are we flattening the curve... (NCFC) - Merryxmas, Mar 13, 12:33:49
      - Old Prof Witty said yesterday that their model thinks (NCFC) - Jim, Mar 13, 12:39:55
        
        All voluntary then - can’t see any issues there (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Mar 13, 12:51:41
        
        A lot of people are being nudged though tbf. I guess mandatory only required (NCFC) - essexcanaryOTBC, Mar 13, 13:50:18
    - Me neither, they've not explained that bit clearly (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Mar 13, 12:32:32
    - Well this doctor just said we need to be isolating ourselves when we get symptoms (NCFC) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 13, 12:31:51
      - But we know you can pass it on (NCFC) - duke of york, Mar 13, 12:38:02
        
        That does seem a bit of a flaw. Its only emerged in the last day or so hasn;t it? (NCFC) - Jim, Mar 13, 12:41:44
        
        Ahh well,let's just die then. (n/m) (NCFC) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 13, 12:38:44
      - Everything seems to be voluntary (NCFC) - SCC 28, Mar 13, 12:36:31
        
        Well from what I saw they are accepting/expecting the virus (NCFC) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 13, 12:41:17
- Here’s another one! (NCFC) - SCC 28, Mar 13, 12:20:44
No denying it, I'm very gutted about this situation (General Chat) - Charles21, Mar 13, 12:10:21
- Oh well. Sport Relief tonight for some light hearted top top bantz (General Chat) - Huge Small, Mar 13, 12:27:11
- I’ve got a holiday to Ibiza booked for late June (General Chat) - duke of york, Mar 13, 12:14:11
  - Fuck sake man (General Chat) - Charles21, Mar 13, 12:24:14
  - that some kind of middle-aged crisis ^ ^ (n/m) (General Chat) - Henclrikus, Mar 13, 12:15:28
    - Haha, a quieter part with the wife and four adult kids (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Mar 13, 12:16:04
      - You'll have to take the MDMA in your garden now (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Mar 13, 12:25:03
        
        "But daaad,How come steven gets 2"? (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 13, 12:37:45
        
        The kids are supplying it (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Mar 13, 12:38:50
- What did you do about the spider? (n/m) (General Chat) - Adster, Mar 13, 12:12:14
  - It's still there, self isolating (General Chat) - Charles21, Mar 13, 12:23:53
Parents of the Year award (General Chat) - megson, Mar 13, 12:10:20
- We need to do this with people that cough (n/m) (General Chat) - essexcanaryOTBC, Mar 13, 13:52:20
- I just read that, surely she's exaggerating (n/m) (General Chat) - Adster, Mar 13, 12:13:45
German approach seems pretty similar to ours (General Chat) - Jim, Mar 13, 12:05:03
- Paragraphs help (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Mar 13, 12:25:14
- "Bavaria and two other states are the first to announce the blanket closure of schools an (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 13, 12:23:53
  - Targetted closures in hot spots, I assume we will do the same but we don;t have (General Chat) - Jim, Mar 13, 12:28:21
- Robert Koch Inst. been calling for more aggressive measures (General Chat) - Merryxmas, Mar 13, 12:16:12
  - Still basically saying the same thing thugh - depress the curve, develop some immunity etc (n/m) (General Chat) - Jim, Mar 13, 12:17:46
- Germany like Korea have drive thru testing (General Chat) - SCC 28, Mar 13, 12:13:52
  - total waste of a resource (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 13, 12:18:43
    - McDonalds (n/m) (General Chat) - essexcanaryOTBC, Mar 13, 13:52:48
  - If we only test people in hospital we will lose control (General Chat) - Merryxmas, Mar 13, 12:18:13
FAO: Charles21. (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Mar 13, 12:01:12
- Cheers 👍🏻 (NCFC) - Charles21, Mar 13, 12:03:24
Can’t the season and Euros just be completed via online PS/XBox FIFA (n/m) (NCFC) - essexcanaryOTBC, Mar 13, 11:56:05
- Rock-Paper-Scissors, by Skype or Webex or something (NCFC) - Yurik Hunt, Mar 13, 11:58:49
  - Or tossing (NCFC) - essexcanaryOTBC, Mar 13, 13:53:28
Just said euro 2020 could be pushed back to allow fixtures to be completed (n/m) (NCFC) - eddie, Mar 13, 11:52:18
- Problem is that this virus is expected to peak May/Jun and may be later in other countries (n/m) (NCFC) - promethian1, Mar 13, 11:57:50
- so hardly any respite for the players returning for the 2020/2021 season (NCFC) - ingi, Mar 13, 11:55:26
WW2? (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 13, 11:52:02
- Speaking of buns have you got and HC buns left? (n/m) (General Chat) - Adster, Mar 13, 11:52:51
  - i have two (two) (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 13, 11:54:24
    - HCB levels now at state zero (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 13, 12:06:30
  - They're going cheap I believe.. (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 13, 11:54:05
Would STH get a refund if season is not completed? (NCFC) - ingi, Mar 13, 11:52:02
- if they void the season there would surely have to be a refund (NCFC) - Mecagoenti, Mar 13, 12:06:34
- Only if you can prove you have a cough (n/m) (NCFC) - essexcanaryOTBC, Mar 13, 11:55:24
I'm still more concerned about the herd immunity theory tbh (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Mar 13, 11:49:20
- "the disease would need to infect approximately half of the UK population until we achieve (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 13, 12:07:54
  - But they expect up to 80% of our population to get it.they've accepted the disease is h (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 13, 12:21:23
  - that maths seems a bit simplistic (General Chat) - Mecagoenti, Mar 13, 12:13:54
    - "While more vulnerable people are cut off as much as possible." (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 13, 12:20:51
      - I don't know - I'm not commenting on the political aspect (General Chat) - Mecagoenti, Mar 13, 12:24:14
        
        given the large amount of unknowns at this point - including whether you get immunity havi (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 13, 12:31:42
        
        agreed, it doesn't seem the right strategy to me either at the moment (General Chat) - Mecagoenti, Mar 13, 12:51:56
    - In practice, it’s very hard to totally isolate old / ill people (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Mar 13, 12:15:15
      - yeah, it would be almost impossible for many (General Chat) - Mecagoenti, Mar 13, 12:20:37
        
        Yeah, it's just not gonna happen is it? (General Chat) - duke of york, Mar 13, 12:35:32
  - Indeed. Very worrying (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Mar 13, 12:13:00
- Yeah it seems all other experts think it’s bollocks (General Chat) - SCC 28, Mar 13, 11:53:00
  - And Cummings *is* interested in eugenics as we know (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Mar 13, 11:53:55
    - Cummings invented COVID in the same lab (General Chat) - KevinBond, Mar 13, 12:24:54
      - Hence the name - originally "govid" but the guy who made it caught it (General Chat) - Yurik Hunt, Mar 13, 12:33:40
        
        lol (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Mar 13, 12:35:46
    - Corbyn has probably sided with the virus (General Chat) - Ben, Mar 13, 11:58:44
      - ^^^ not a 'thing' capable of transcending political rivalries (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 13, 12:10:14
        
        ^^ I'm sorry, lets get back to comparing the Tories to Nazis (n/m) (General Chat) - Ben, Mar 13, 15:58:46
      - Interesting that the Daily Mail is not practicing what it or bj is preaching (General Chat) - Dracula, Mar 13, 12:08:55
      - And there it is! (n/m) (General Chat) - Winged Eel Creosote, Mar 13, 12:06:36
      - Probably (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Mar 13, 11:59:10
    - The only thing in their favour (General Chat) - SCC 28, Mar 13, 11:56:38
      - This model of theirs (General Chat) - Yurik Hunt, Mar 13, 11:58:07
        
        No transparency whatsoever (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Mar 13, 11:59:47
- What’s the alternative? How do we stop everyone from getting this? (n/m) (General Chat) - essexcanaryOTBC, Mar 13, 11:51:14
  - Not everyone but you limit with extreme measures (General Chat) - SCC 28, Mar 13, 11:54:04
    - Agree. But humans who have antibodies before the vaccine is available makes some sense to (General Chat) - essexcanaryOTBC, Mar 13, 11:55:01
    - South Korea for eg, rate falling rapidly (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Mar 13, 11:54:40
- Thinning the herd... (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 13, 11:49:56
So what’s the situation with season ticket holders and the Man U game (NCFC) - paddonwasjesus, Mar 13, 11:46:31
- Cup quarter final is off. (n/m) (NCFC) - marsupialman, Mar 13, 12:01:07
- I am sure Ben has a cunning plan (n/m) (NCFC) - Henclrikus, Mar 13, 11:49:57
with the prospect of the season being cancelled moving one step closer (Other Football) - ghostof barry butler, Mar 13, 11:42:18
- Just imagine the scale of the waccoe seethe (n/m) (Other Football) - revsimon, Mar 13, 17:08:21
- Can't say I give a fuck about Ipswich at a time like this (n/m) (Other Football) - Charles21, Mar 13, 11:45:14
  - yes it would be funny (n/m) (Other Football) - ghostof barry butler, Mar 13, 11:49:28
    - They were on a downward spiral anyway (Other Football) - Charles21, Mar 13, 11:51:54
had my hair cut today - N0 4 nothing for the weekend. (General Chat) - pinkney, Mar 13, 11:42:01
Silver lining.... (General Chat) - DrDublin, Mar 13, 11:34:38
- Let's get our pitchforks out and start patrolling the borders..🙂 (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 13, 11:42:24
  - I'll do the night shit. I want to hold a burning torch in the other hand. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Mar 13, 11:43:38
    - Also, is that wise? (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Mar 13, 13:08:40
    - I haven’t done a night shit for a while. (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Mar 13, 13:08:17
    - "Hee got the corewna virus,he int frum rewind here". (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 13, 11:47:52
      - Varuhs rewnd. Autocorrect 🤬 (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 13, 11:48:30
Yay... Scottish footy still on... desperate measures.... (NCFC) - promethian1, Mar 13, 11:33:38
- postponed (n/m) (NCFC) - Henclrikus, Mar 13, 11:50:55
- They have the old infirm derby then the ban on 500plus crowds (NCFC) - Pixelman, Mar 13, 11:40:08
Can we restart the FA Cup next season (NCFC) - Charles21, Mar 13, 11:33:12
- Scrap the League Cup and replace it with the FA Cup QF onwards (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, Mar 13, 11:33:44
Anyone with a waccoe login prepared to share the seethage (Other Football) - Yurik Hunt, Mar 13, 11:30:34
- I checked... their propositions are polar opposites to our hopes. (n/m) (Other Football) - promethian1, Mar 13, 11:39:02
- This season being scrapped doesn't sit right with me (n/m) (Other Football) - SimonOTBC, Mar 13, 11:32:24
  - Agreed. Such a lovely quality to take joy from others misfortune (n/m) (Other Football) - earlydoors, Mar 13, 11:40:54
    - that’s football (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 28, Mar 13, 11:44:25
  - What else can they do though (Other Football) - Yurik Hunt, Mar 13, 11:33:13
    - I agree, I just can't delight in the misery of Leeds on this one (n/m) (Other Football) - SimonOTBC, Mar 13, 11:35:14
      - I take no delight in the suffering of Leeds fans but would take joy in our reprieve IF (Other Football) - Jim, Mar 13, 11:48:45
        
        would be pretty amazing if we got to stay up (Other Football) - Mecagoenti, Mar 13, 11:50:32
        
        yes. i feel we have learnt our lessons and would be much better equipped next season (n/m) (Other Football) - Jim, Mar 13, 11:52:58
      - it would be kind of hilarious - Liverpool and Leeds (Other Football) - Mecagoenti, Mar 13, 11:44:26
        
        And let’s not forget Chris Wilder.... (n/m) (Other Football) - SimonOTBC, Mar 13, 11:47:48
      - Don't worry. I'll do some delighting for you. Double my delighting if you like. (n/m) (Other Football) - Pixelman, Mar 13, 11:37:38
        
        Be my guest! Haha! (n/m) (Other Football) - SimonOTBC, Mar 13, 11:38:49
      - I can, just a little... (n/m) (Other Football) - Yellalee, Mar 13, 11:35:58
  - agreed - enough has been played that the tables are a fair reflection of each team (n/m) (Other Football) - Mecagoenti, Mar 13, 11:33:02
    - I'm not sure there is a fair resolution without completing the season in some way. (n/m) (Other Football) - Rob NCFC, Mar 13, 11:38:24
      - completely agree, but I think the least unfair option (Other Football) - Mecagoenti, Mar 13, 11:41:19
        
        Thats clearly not the case. Its much fairer to void it. Now we all (Other Football) - Jim, Mar 13, 11:50:24
        
        I don't think there is anything clear about the decision (Other Football) - Mecagoenti, Mar 13, 11:54:15
        
        I simply don;t think its fairer to end the season now with places standing than void it. I (Other Football) - Jim, Mar 13, 11:57:13
        
        Have to be some compensation if completely voided (Other Football) - mr carra, Mar 13, 11:43:46
    - WTF fair reflection is 38 games (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 28, Mar 13, 11:35:53
      - the fairest reflection is 38 games (Other Football) - Mecagoenti, Mar 13, 11:39:51
        
        Not when the run ins are so different (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 28, Mar 13, 11:42:12
        
        well making the decisions based on 30 known results is (Other Football) - Mecagoenti, Mar 13, 11:43:06
        
        Which is why you void it (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 28, Mar 13, 11:45:52
        
        but that is essentially making the decision based on the 8 unknown results (Other Football) - Mecagoenti, Mar 13, 11:47:46
        
        Its not thiugh its simply pretending the whole season never happened. Its not making (Other Football) - Jim, Mar 13, 11:52:22
        
        Yep (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 28, Mar 13, 12:00:53
    - Nope (Other Football) - duke of york, Mar 13, 11:34:35
      - yep, there's clearly a difference between the current table (Other Football) - Mecagoenti, Mar 13, 11:39:35
        
        I agree it reflects rhe relative strenghs of each side but the competition has not (Other Football) - Jim, Mar 13, 11:54:22
        
        FA Cup is surely a non issue (Other Football) - Mecagoenti, Mar 13, 11:56:29
        
        A week yeah right! (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 28, Mar 13, 12:01:48
        
        wouldn't be much different than these mini pre-season tournaments that (Other Football) - Mecagoenti, Mar 13, 12:04:12
        
        Straight to pennos, every fixture (Other Football) - Yurik Hunt, Mar 13, 12:01:42
  - Me neither, but seems the least complicated outcome! (n/m) (Other Football) - Yellalee, Mar 13, 11:32:53
Well done Ipswich Town (Other Football) - SimonOTBC, Mar 13, 11:30:27
- will PR Lamberts contract go back to the start? 5 more years (n/m) (Other Football) - ihateipswich, Mar 13, 11:36:24
  - actually it probably voids any early break clause that the club had (Other Football) - CWC, Mar 13, 11:40:46
    - Better and better (n/m) (Other Football) - Yurik Hunt, Mar 13, 11:41:49
  - Undefeated for the next couple of months, give him a 10 year deal (n/m) (Other Football) - SimonOTBC, Mar 13, 11:38:30
- EXcellent. I'm stealing this. (n/m) (Other Football) - Winged Eel Creosote, Mar 13, 11:32:46
Good news - we stay up; Bad news - our chance to win FA Cup goes. (n/m) (NCFC) - Pixelman, Mar 13, 11:28:41
I got a letter with Sky Sports subscription increase yesterday... interesting and unfortan (General Chat) - Pixelman, Mar 13, 11:24:18
- Mine went up last month (General Chat) - camcan, Mar 13, 11:27:21
- Cricket a gonna too. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Mar 13, 11:26:50
  - South African one day cup just started on YouTube dubs.👍 (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 13, 11:33:55
    - Yay I shall watch!! Nice it's on You Tube (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Mar 13, 11:38:00
Ridiculous period to suspend. Virus will be worse in April/May than it is now (NCFC) - pab, Mar 13, 11:21:42
- Process. Towards the inevitable voiding of the season. They can't been (NCFC) - Pixelman, Mar 13, 11:26:19
  - Agreed (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Mar 13, 11:31:46
- Just buying time aren't they until the next update. (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Mar 13, 11:25:44
- i guess it gives them the option of restarting the season (NCFC) - ghostof barry butler, Mar 13, 11:25:12
- Kicking the can while they work out what to do when they can't continue (n/m) (NCFC) - mr carra, Mar 13, 11:22:41
- It will be extended no way they will play again in april (n/m) (NCFC) - eddie, Mar 13, 11:22:40
  - Also, surely there is a risk of injury if going straight back to competition (NCFC) - camcan, Mar 13, 11:25:08
    - Back garden training? (n/m) (NCFC) - essexcanaryOTBC, Mar 13, 11:28:01
Now what do we do on Saturday afternoon (n/m) (General Chat) - ghostof barry butler, Mar 13, 11:17:13
- I'm gonna try to get better at the guitar (General Chat) - Jester, Mar 13, 15:39:39
- Wait for the impending (General Chat) - APB, Mar 13, 11:26:30
  - you see thats me pissed off again (General Chat) - ghostof barry butler, Mar 13, 11:34:24
- king's lynn (n/m) (General Chat) - KevinBond, Mar 13, 11:22:20
  - That'll be off by the end of the afternoon... (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Mar 13, 11:26:15
- What will all the gambling addicts do these next few months (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Mar 13, 11:18:51
  - Poker (General Chat) - Charles21, Mar 13, 11:21:37
  - Bet on covid death tolls? (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Mar 13, 11:19:23
    - snap... my first thought (n/m) (General Chat) - promethian1, Mar 13, 11:19:45
      - Nothing on betfair (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Mar 13, 11:24:22
        
        You didn't! (n/m) (General Chat) - promethian1, Mar 13, 11:26:04
        
        Lol (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Mar 13, 11:36:57
  - gamble on other things most likely (n/m) (General Chat) - Yurik Hunt, Mar 13, 11:19:16
    - Not much happening tbf (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Mar 13, 11:23:56
      - Chess Candidates tournament still going ahead (General Chat) - Mecagoenti, Mar 13, 11:32:25
The only fair thing to do is scrap this season and start again in Aug... (NCFC) - Rob NCFC, Mar 13, 11:15:53
Do we still have until 3pm to buy cup tickets? (NCFC) - Charles21, Mar 13, 11:15:32
- You've probably got until December (n/m) (NCFC) - mr carra, Mar 13, 11:22:06
- It's off, assume you don't have to buy them now until it's rearranged to never (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, Mar 13, 11:19:49
- Haha. I was actually thinking the same thing, FFS. (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Mar 13, 11:18:36
  - Let me know (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Mar 13, 11:18:59
    - Will do. (n/m) (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Mar 13, 11:19:24
We might have a fit defence when we play again (NCFC) - SCC 28, Mar 13, 11:13:06
- Ben Godfrey called up for the England o-35s (n/m) (NCFC) - camcan, Mar 13, 11:25:32
We should get the cup on away wins (n/m) (NCFC) - matt in london, Mar 13, 11:12:45
- And the league cos we have zero cases in Norfolk (NCFC) - SCC 28, Mar 13, 11:15:11
  - Absolutely (NCFC) - Charles21, Mar 13, 11:16:05
Sleep alone and use a separate bathroom.. keep 2 meters apart? (NCFC) - promethian1, Mar 13, 11:10:38
- What - you mean you don't have a separate bathroom per person in your house? (NCFC) - Yurik Hunt, Mar 13, 11:14:49
Prem League suspended until 3rd Apil (n/m) (Other Football) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 13, 11:05:33
- City staying up and the scum are staying down, scum are staying down, scum are staying dow (Other Football) - Yurik Hunt, Mar 13, 11:10:14
- As a medical professional (Other Football) - 2KruhltobeKind, Mar 13, 11:10:11
- hare goo (Other Football) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 13, 11:06:05
Surely it won’t start again would need a pre season ... (NCFC) - loz, Mar 13, 11:02:51
- It’s only three weeks (n/m) (NCFC) - thirsty work, Mar 13, 11:12:02
  - But that’s not the reality (NCFC) - SCC 28, Mar 13, 11:23:01
- A lot of players contracts finish in June so if they haven't finished by then... (n/m) (NCFC) - mr carra, Mar 13, 11:10:02
  - ooh (NCFC) - Yurik Hunt, Mar 13, 11:15:04
  - Great point (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Mar 13, 11:14:46
    - FFS - What happens with Tampa Time at HT (NCFC) - inutero, Mar 13, 11:19:46
  - That's a good point (n/m) (NCFC) - Azteca, Mar 13, 11:14:27
EFL suspended until April (n/m) (Other Football) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 13, 11:01:48
The 2 teams who want the season voided (Other Football) - SCC 28, Mar 13, 10:53:36
- Voiding the season seems ridiculous at this stage (Other Football) - Mecagoenti, Mar 13, 11:19:49
- Surely the 3 bottom sides would want a void ? (n/m) (Other Football) - loz, Mar 13, 11:08:14
  - yes but would you want to be seen asking for it at this stage? (n/m) (Other Football) - CWC, Mar 13, 11:08:48
    - True (n/m) (Other Football) - loz, Mar 13, 11:10:42
- Surely the 3 bottom sides would want a void ? (n/m) (Other Football) - loz, Mar 13, 11:06:54
  - But haven’t declared it like those 2 (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 28, Mar 13, 11:08:40
- Spurs would presumably be back in the champions league if it was voided (n/m) (Other Football) - Jim, Mar 13, 11:01:11
  - yes, wonder if they would push for this if they were top and still in champions league (n/m) (Other Football) - earlydoors, Mar 13, 11:02:39
- Solidarity with Westtenhamspurs (n/m) (Other Football) - Dracula, Mar 13, 10:56:17
Just been on a call with a macroeconomic update on Covid impact (General Chat) - camcan, Mar 13, 10:53:24
- A different type of impact I think (General Chat) - SimonOTBC, Mar 13, 11:00:47
  - Its going to hit everything to some extent surely. Manufacturing will be screwed (General Chat) - megson, Mar 13, 11:42:03
- Seems to me that the biggest issue will be personal hardship if mass panic (General Chat) - Jim, Mar 13, 10:59:15
  - Yes - that's a very real risk (General Chat) - camcan, Mar 13, 11:01:57
2 more F1 Grands Prix have been cancelled (Other Sports) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 13, 10:47:46
- Its hard to keep up with all this news... back home from work and now everything is mad. (n/m) (Other Sports) - promethian1, Mar 13, 10:49:44
What happened to the Premier League in 1918? (Other Football) - Charles21, Mar 13, 10:46:05
- a (n/m) (Other Football) - KevinBond, Mar 13, 11:53:23
  - arsenal got tottenham relegated in court room (Other Football) - KevinBond, Mar 13, 11:54:40
- Liverpool won it by late VAR decision. (n/m) (Other Football) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 13, 10:50:39
  - VAR wasn't in place then dummy (n/m) (Other Football) - Charles21, Mar 13, 11:03:55
    - That's what the CIA want you to believe sheeple. (n/m) (Other Football) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 13, 11:35:57
    - true. by then the var was over, Tommy (n/m) (Other Football) - CWC, Mar 13, 11:10:04
- Weird was just looking at 1939 for precedent (Other Football) - SCC 28, Mar 13, 10:48:33
  - War broke out in September, so must have only just started! (n/m) (Other Football) - mr carra, Mar 13, 11:01:55
    - Three games were played (Other Football) - Winged Eel Creosote, Mar 13, 11:21:38
      - incl a draw at Portaloo rd; plus ca change (n/m) (Other Football) - Henclrikus, Mar 13, 11:36:38
An ideal time to introduce Prem II if they're going that route eventually anyway (Other Football) - Yurik Hunt, Mar 13, 10:45:57
- I suspect Prem II doesn't mean what a lot of people think it does (Other Football) - mr carra, Mar 13, 11:06:52
- That would need a vote and agreement from clubs,not (Other Football) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 13, 10:55:54
I promise not to post anything inflammatory today.... (NCFC) - promethian1, Mar 13, 10:38:46
- Agatha Fisty is your pharmacist (NCFC) - Yurik Hunt, Mar 13, 10:50:36
Well done Women and a big huge heartfelt thank you very much (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 13, 10:29:37
- Nothing there (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Mar 13, 10:42:39
  - i'll try again (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 13, 10:44:49
    - & well done all the men too and everyone in between or beyond (General Chat) - paulg, Mar 13, 10:51:25
      - really? (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 13, 11:04:35
        
        tiresome, not tiring. (n/m) (General Chat) - paulg, Mar 13, 11:12:05
        
        tiring, is when (General Chat) - paulg, Mar 13, 11:13:15
        
        🏅 (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 13, 11:18:55
Suspended until April 4th then (n/m) (NCFC) - earlydoors, Mar 13, 10:28:47
- They need to take care of lower tier clubs (NCFC) - Yurik Hunt, Mar 13, 10:52:33
- But in reality probably months (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Mar 13, 10:30:57
  - I would assume that the plan is for UEFA to postpone the Euros which then (NCFC) - Jim, Mar 13, 10:33:56
    - Didnt they say yesterday that's when it will be at it's peak? June/July? (n/m) (NCFC) - Azteca, Mar 13, 10:36:35
      - Yes the government did but the league/clubs will be holding out in the hope that (NCFC) - Jim, Mar 13, 10:42:04
      - So looking at August September when it tails off (NCFC) - SCC 28, Mar 13, 10:38:47
      - It will likely not live as long on surfaces in the hotter weather I think. (n/m) (NCFC) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 13, 10:38:12
        
        seems to be affecting milder southern Europe worse than the North/ (n/m) (NCFC) - promethian1, Mar 13, 10:39:45
        
        Not sure about that. Scandinavia getting lots of cases and in Italy the (NCFC) - Jim, Mar 13, 10:43:49
Health query (General Chat) - Winged Eel Creosote, Mar 13, 10:23:15
- To be fair, a lot of businesses could go under due to this and a lot of people (General Chat) - Jim, Mar 13, 10:31:09
  - Only testing people in hospital and telling people with a runny nose (General Chat) - duke of york, Mar 13, 10:45:17
  - This is certainly an issue and I think a reason for uk approach (General Chat) - pinkney, Mar 13, 10:42:23
    - We need to help each other out over the next few months (n/m) (General Chat) - Jim, Mar 13, 10:45:36
      - yup -probably a good time to check in on elderly neighbours (General Chat) - CWC, Mar 13, 11:07:40
- if you run blindly into the road, screaming (General Chat) - paulg, Mar 13, 10:27:02
Wales Scotland rugger is ON (n/m) (Other Sports) - duke of york, Mar 13, 10:14:55
- Get in there!! (n/m) (Other Sports) - Charles21, Mar 13, 10:22:49
- Still won’t watch it (n/m) (Other Sports) - SCC 28, Mar 13, 10:18:23
- Hard Celt bastards (n/m) (Other Sports) - Augustus Pablo, Mar 13, 10:16:51
Tour of Sri Lanka off in the cricket (n/m) (Other Sports) - duke of york, Mar 13, 10:13:34
Cricket postponed (Other Sports) - SCC 28, Mar 13, 10:13:07
- Ffs (n/m) (Other Sports) - Charles21, Mar 13, 10:31:00
- Drat. If an inevitable drat. (n/m) (Other Sports) - Basil Wrathbone, Mar 13, 10:15:29
What will happen to season long bets if the season is cancelled? (Betting) - Azteca, Mar 13, 10:10:19
- Cash out? (n/m) (Betting) - SimonOTBC, Mar 13, 10:28:44
  - No option to, sadly - hasn't been all season (n/m) (Betting) - Azteca, Mar 13, 10:31:21
- Don't worry you'll get your 50p's back (n/m) (Betting) - wolfio, Mar 13, 10:13:54
  - £10 each way on Vardy at 28/1 (n/m) (Betting) - Azteca, Mar 13, 10:23:08
  - Arf! (n/m) (Betting) - maidstoneyellow, Mar 13, 10:16:30
- All bets would be void (n/m) (Betting) - duke of york, Mar 13, 10:10:48
Champs League and Europa League matches next week have been postponed (n/m) (Other Football) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 13, 10:09:58
Rumours that they’re suspending the football (Other Football) - APB, Mar 13, 10:09:43
Is there anyone who hasn;t developed a slight cough since this episode started (General Chat) - Jim, Mar 13, 09:48:26
- Quite an annoying cold since Monday (General Chat) - SCC 28, Mar 13, 10:00:49
  - Same here, for both of us (General Chat) - Winged Eel Creosote, Mar 13, 10:13:36
    - Yeah my temperature was fine (General Chat) - SCC 28, Mar 13, 10:43:23
- Yep (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 13, 09:58:05
  - Think will try and get back into my golf. In these times probably one of the (General Chat) - Jim, Mar 13, 10:06:43
    - a lot of old people at the Scrampton Jnrs golf club (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 13, 10:10:47
      - Yes but I will simply play with my mate and not hang out in the club house, surely (General Chat) - Jim, Mar 13, 10:27:58
        
        for you and your mate? probably (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 13, 10:34:04
        
        Are you suggesting us playing golf, outside, would be putting elderly (General Chat) - Jim, Mar 13, 10:35:55
        
        no. that is not what i'm saying, or suggesting, or implying. (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 13, 11:15:11
- Ha, yes (General Chat) - Yellalee, Mar 13, 09:52:09
Everton now self isolating (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 28, Mar 13, 09:34:00
- Is there an alternative to "self" isolation? (Other Football) - Tombs, Mar 13, 09:43:03
  - Saw a selfish old cunt in the supermarket yesty groping bread (Other Football) - Tombs, Mar 13, 10:12:29
    - People picking up bunches of banananananas and inspecting them... (Other Football) - Pixelman, Mar 13, 11:21:38
    - I keep thinking that those 'open' displays should be banned (Other Football) - camcan, Mar 13, 10:30:15
  - Could shoot everyone (Other Football) - SCC 28, Mar 13, 10:05:46
    - no need anymore, now the f (n/m) (Other Football) - paulg, Mar 13, 10:06:54
      - flu's going to get them! (n/m) (Other Football) - paulg, Mar 13, 10:07:17
  - Self immolation? (n/m) (Other Football) - duke of york, Mar 13, 10:03:41
  - imprisonment (n/m) (Other Football) - paulg, Mar 13, 09:58:13
    - Still isolated bruh (n/m) (Other Football) - Tombs, Mar 13, 09:59:38
  - forced isolation? (n/m) (Other Football) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 13, 09:51:30
    - Still isolated (Other Football) - Tombs, Mar 13, 09:52:57
      - yes, but without putting your own "self" there (Other Football) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 13, 10:00:54
        
        So, isolation then (Other Football) - Tombs, Mar 13, 10:14:28
  - It’s like when tickets for things go on pre-sale,wtf is that about? (n/m) (Other Football) - Augustus Pablo, Mar 13, 09:45:52
    - Or, "new and improved" (Other Football) - Tombs, Mar 13, 09:51:11
      - Two adjectives since not everything new is an improvement, see Peter Thorne (n/m) (Other Football) - Old Git, Mar 13, 10:07:31
        
        I'm with Tombs. You can't 'improve' something that is new (Other Football) - CWC, Mar 13, 10:30:26
- Or as the flakes are calling it 'Social Distancing' (n/m) (Other Football) - inutero, Mar 13, 09:41:46
  - Unhelpful (Other Football) - camcan, Mar 13, 09:58:55
- What order will we be in the self isolating list? 9 (n/m) (Other Football) - essexcanaryOTBC, Mar 13, 09:36:11
If one of the symptoms is mild b.o. then I've got it (General Chat) - MIKEWALKER, Mar 13, 09:29:28
- Don't go into Poundland/Home Bargains then (n/m) (General Chat) - inutero, Mar 13, 09:42:13
  - Why do the staff at Poundland never buy the £1 Sure? (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Mar 13, 10:27:05
- I had forgotten until I read your post (General Chat) - Winged Eel Creosote, Mar 13, 09:35:07
  - Fuckenwars buh! I don't even have any jump leads! And Halfords is shut! (n/m) (General Chat) - MIKEWALKER, Mar 13, 09:44:41
    - But I need a rattle can to touch up the wings on the Avenger (n/m) (General Chat) - Augustus Pablo, Mar 13, 09:57:38
- I always thought of you as being Fresh Linen (n/m) (General Chat) - Augustus Pablo, Mar 13, 09:31:36
  - Fresh meat more like. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Mar 13, 10:43:23
  - If I could choose, I’d be freshly chopped coriander (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Mar 13, 10:11:01
  - Strange I've always thought "5 PM Central Line" (n/m) (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Mar 13, 09:39:30
    - That's something I try to avoid thinking about (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Mar 13, 10:01:28
  - i'd've gone pipe tobacco and stale beer (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 13, 09:35:21
I feel sorry for the part timers,security staff,kiosk workers,program sellers,Olivia’s, (NCFC) - Augustus Pablo, Mar 13, 09:25:11
- expand that into other areas (NCFC) - ghostof barry butler, Mar 13, 09:54:07
  - I must admit, if people stop coming into my shop, or we have to close, that (NCFC) - Augustus Pablo, Mar 13, 09:58:31
    - and that's the government's problem (NCFC) - paulg, Mar 13, 10:09:55
- Hog roast hutch, I'll raise my breakfast crackling (NCFC) - MIKEWALKER, Mar 13, 09:28:30
On the presumption that the season is now over (NCFC) - Old Splat, Mar 13, 09:03:24
- Surely no refunds,just credit against next season (n/m) (NCFC) - Augustus Pablo, Mar 13, 09:26:03
  - they'd have to offer it to those wanting one (n/m) (NCFC) - CWC, Mar 13, 09:37:27
    - Yeah but we have strong renewal each year, I think it’s work (NCFC) - Augustus Pablo, Mar 13, 09:59:33
- Would you want one? Take a lot of funds out of the club for something (NCFC) - megson, Mar 13, 09:10:38
  - I suspect there is something in the T's and C's (NCFC) - maidstoneyellow, Mar 13, 10:09:13
  - You buy a season ticket not knowing how many games you're going to get anyway (NCFC) - mr carra, Mar 13, 09:19:00
  - As far as I'm concerned they can keep the money but (NCFC) - Old Splat, Mar 13, 09:18:43
- I don’t think the season will be over (NCFC) - JoeyDeacon, Mar 13, 09:08:48
  - That's fine, but yesterday the science bods said our peak will be in three months's time! (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, Mar 13, 09:09:37
    - behind closed doors - as long as the players are fit (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 13, 09:55:13
- Scary one. Would surely take half the EFL out of business (NCFC) - mr carra, Mar 13, 09:04:26
- *there ffs (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Splat, Mar 13, 09:03:47
Farke's on a horse (NCFC) - duke of york, Mar 13, 08:52:44
- honestly, i'd totally hate it if that was how we stayed up (NCFC) - Tombs, Mar 13, 09:10:35
  - Hear hear Mr Tombs. (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Mar 13, 09:12:58
    - got to keep it real eh? i was thinking maybe do an outdoor cinema thing during the evening (NCFC) - Tombs, Mar 13, 09:16:49
      - Buster Keaton please (n/m) (NCFC) - ghostof barry butler, Mar 13, 09:54:57
Amongst all this hooha, we seem to have forgotten about the spider under a crack by the (General Chat) - Augustus Pablo, Mar 13, 08:00:50
- his spider senses are probably tingling everything the hoover roars to life (General Chat) - pinkney, Mar 13, 08:54:29
  - We’ve got a lot in our old drum,I like them apart from those little poodots they leave on (General Chat) - Augustus Pablo, Mar 13, 09:27:45
Test (n/m) (General Chat) - Bristol Graham, Mar 13, 07:57:54
I think if the Noj match was to go ahead tomorrow they should at least not let over 70s in (NCFC) - Augustus Pablo, Mar 13, 07:57:43
- The only consolation in all this is.. (NCFC) - Foxnews, Mar 13, 08:59:00
  - I like the 22 team 20/21 PL idea. Surely that would please the most? Extend that through (NCFC) - Augustus Pablo, Mar 13, 09:30:35
  - not sure (i am very sure) that i can find any solace whatsoever in thousands of people (NCFC) - Tombs, Mar 13, 09:21:27
- can we draw a line under coronavirus now and not mention it again today on here please? (NCFC) - Tombs, Mar 13, 08:20:41
  - we've never met (NCFC) - paulg, Mar 13, 10:04:58
  - Might go and watch KL if that's still on (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, Mar 13, 09:09:05
  - Going so well as a plan until Biffy Clyro. (NCFC) - APB, Mar 13, 08:23:10
    - Cliffy Biro (n/m) (NCFC) - Augustus Pablo, Mar 13, 09:19:34
      - Hat Mancock (NCFC) - Tombs, Mar 13, 09:30:07
    - it needs to be populist i'm afraid or the group will fragment (NCFC) - Tombs, Mar 13, 08:24:25
      - and a campfire (NCFC) - Tombs, Mar 13, 08:29:26
- I think you let the 'at risk' make their own choice to attend (n/m) (NCFC) - maidstoneyellow, Mar 13, 08:13:40
- 65 is the government definition of old person, that’s the line I think (n/m) (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Mar 13, 08:11:57
  - Bastards !!! ( oh hang on a minute........) (n/m) (NCFC) - Foxnews, Mar 13, 08:55:44
  - some expert was saying that needs to come down to 60 on the Today programme (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 13, 08:17:03
- I like your thinking AP but your plan (NCFC) - Foxnews, Mar 13, 08:04:32
  - I’m sure SinSins on St Benedict’s have masks with tubes (n/m) (NCFC) - Augustus Pablo, Mar 13, 08:06:50
    - Come round! (n/m) (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Mar 13, 08:18:02
    - Now there's an image that will live with me all day (n/m) (NCFC) - Foxnews, Mar 13, 08:09:34
FC Wuhan getting out of Europe (General Chat) - Adster, Mar 13, 07:44:23
- heres a thought (General Chat) - ghostof barry butler, Mar 13, 07:47:55
Bring out your dead Bring out your dead (n/m) (General Chat) - KevinBond, Mar 13, 07:37:26
RUMOURS THAT HALFORDS IS SELF ISOLATING UNTIL APRIL!!!!!!!!!!! (n/m) (General Chat) - MIKEWALKER, Mar 13, 07:20:47
- The store or does it include the roundabout too Mike? (General Chat) - Men without hats, Mar 13, 07:42:48
- Virtual punch ups only? (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 13, 07:31:06
  - Bin going on here for years proth! (General Chat) - Men without hats, Mar 13, 07:51:04
All French schools shut for the foreseeable future (General Chat) - shoddy, Mar 13, 07:11:36
- This is where the state needs to offer financial support, guaranteed income (General Chat) - megson, Mar 13, 09:38:47
- Bugger (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Mar 13, 09:11:15
- Think that's partly a reason we are stalling - though it'll come to schools closing I reck (General Chat) - Men without hats, Mar 13, 07:14:14
One football club exec suggesting season could be voided (NCFC) - ede, Mar 13, 06:55:39
- 22 team Premier league next season with WBA and Leeds? (NCFC) - Trent_Canary, Mar 13, 07:31:14
  - How do you deal with play offs and leagues below? (NCFC) - CWC, Mar 13, 08:56:10
    - Don't need to let 3 up if they don't relegate anyone (NCFC) - mr carra, Mar 13, 09:03:28
      - I think you do need to let 3 up. (NCFC) - CWC, Mar 13, 09:26:44
        
        No. You let two up from the Champs but they get two up from League One (NCFC) - mr carra, Mar 13, 09:54:58
        
        But why 2? Why not 1? Why anyone? (NCFC) - CWC, Mar 13, 10:01:10
        
        Why not? It's just an example (NCFC) - mr carra, Mar 13, 10:05:56
      - Is tricky though as top 2 in the champ not sealed either so perhaps (NCFC) - Jim, Mar 13, 09:07:57
  - Best idea I’ve heard. (NCFC) - Under soil heating, Mar 13, 07:46:46
  - The best idea I’ve seen doing similar in Germany aren’t they? (n/m) (NCFC) - loz, Mar 13, 07:33:18
  - That's the way the Bundesliga look like going (NCFC) - mr carra, Mar 13, 07:33:07
- Personally I hate that idea (NCFC) - earlydoors, Mar 13, 07:30:27
  - Thing is, no one knows if Leeds or West Brom will implode (NCFC) - duke of york, Mar 13, 08:33:02
  - It’s not really though is it. If the season cannot be completed it’s actually (NCFC) - Jim, Mar 13, 07:34:48
- Yes, quite agree. (n/m) (NCFC) - Thegelman, Mar 13, 07:21:17
- Gets my vote, safest option for all. (n/m) (NCFC) - Men without hats, Mar 13, 07:14:47
- Yes I could live with that ...poor old Leeds (n/m) (NCFC) - Dajpun, Mar 13, 07:06:27
- Premier league meeting with the FA today (NCFC) - ghostof barry butler, Mar 13, 07:01:17
- Yes voiding the season is looking like the only sensible option (n/m) (NCFC) - brianguthrysluvchild, Mar 13, 07:01:05
It’s Friday 13th (General Chat) - ghostof barry butler, Mar 13, 06:36:57
Being an infrequent poster on here I was reading last night south stand corners poats (General Chat) - paddonwasjesus, Mar 13, 06:22:29
- Ignore him (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Mar 13, 09:11:27
- Here is Oz the attitude is the same. Lots of people being called “soft cocks” (General Chat) - thirsty work, Mar 13, 06:37:16
- *posts .... fat fingers (n/m) (General Chat) - paddonwasjesus, Mar 13, 06:23:08
Streamage? (n/m) (NCFC) - Hull86, Mar 13, 01:57:38
Callum Hudson-Odoi tests positive for coronavirus (n/m) (Other Football) - thirsty work, Mar 13, 01:47:00
- Arteta been tapping him up??? (n/m) (Other Football) - essexcanaryOTBC, Mar 13, 09:29:40
When will the wrath be going into isolation/social distancing? (n/m) (NCFC) - essexcanaryOTBC, Mar 13, 00:39:26
- no more wrath-ups for the foreseeable future (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Mar 13, 01:24:27