no, that doesn't work

Sorry mate, you normally get these spot on, but if the cake lasts from one birthday to the other, that would suggest I'm not eating the cake. This therefore provides the reader with the suggestion that I don't eat cake much.

Try again.

Posted By: Charles21 on March 13th 2020 at 19:05:55

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Just to liven things...There is a married couple in my local (General Chat) - Saucerer, Mar 13, 18:27:33
- Talking of coincidences...my first wife and I were having a meal (General Chat) - Old Splat, Mar 13, 19:19:59
  - Lol, lucky he was with his own wife! (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Mar 13, 19:22:54
  - Keswick in the Lake District that is..... (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Splat, Mar 13, 19:21:00
- In my class at the Avenues Junior School was John Johnstone (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Splat, Mar 13, 19:14:37
- I know a Russell Hedges and an Owen Owen, there was (General Chat) - Haasman, Mar 13, 19:11:15
  - I remember that! Mr R Sitch, and and Mr Whalebelly (n/m) (General Chat) - Augustus Pablo, Mar 13, 19:15:13
- I was texting my life long companion from the toilet the other day (General Chat) - Charles21, Mar 13, 19:07:05
  - Logs on....logs off (n/m) (General Chat) - yellowman, Mar 13, 19:08:49
    - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Mar 13, 19:19:38
      - bahm, I was about to ask who logged out first (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Mar 13, 19:27:03
  - Human centipede (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Mar 13, 19:07:59
- My wife is taller than me when we both stand but when we sit I'm taller. (n/m) (General Chat) - Trent_Canary, Mar 13, 19:04:17
  - ^bigger chair^ (n/m) (General Chat) - yellowman, Mar 13, 19:05:06
  - ^Short legs (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Mar 13, 19:04:55
    - Long body! (n/m) (General Chat) - Trent_Canary, Mar 13, 19:05:23
      - Come round (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Mar 13, 19:07:21
- my birthday falls on the same date every year (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Mar 13, 19:02:26
  - and the cake lasts from one to the other (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Mar 13, 19:03:42
    - no, that doesn't work (General Chat) - Charles21, Mar 13, 19:05:55
      - It’s a massive cake you numpty (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Mar 13, 19:06:39
        
        No, I'm going to have to put my foot down here (General Chat) - Charles21, Mar 13, 19:07:46
- I bumped into some pissed blokes.... (General Chat) - yellowman, Mar 13, 19:00:13
- Boy at school called Timothy Burr (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Mar 13, 18:56:19
- My twin cousins were born on different days (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Mar 13, 18:54:18
  - Brother's are identical twins born 2 minutes apart (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Mar 13, 18:57:20
    - Richard was born just before midnight and Allan just after midnight (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Mar 13, 19:02:03
- my brother and his wife were born on the same day (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Mar 13, 18:52:03
  - A friend of mine bumped into his ex girlfriend (both from Norwich) on a track (General Chat) - Augustus Pablo, Mar 13, 18:53:50
    - haha, that happened to me once, though on a beach in Malta (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Mar 13, 18:54:57
- Used to serve an old Welsh boyo who was William Williams. (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 13, 18:41:57
- I know an Alison Allinson (n/m) (General Chat) - Augustus Pablo, Mar 13, 18:40:34
  - Nd there’s a woman in Attleborough called Taila Taylor (n/m) (General Chat) - Augustus Pablo, Mar 13, 18:41:16
    - Son called Tinker? (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Mar 13, 19:04:26

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