I was texting my life long companion from the toilet the other day

I was doing a poo. She was also doing a poo as she text me back.

Genuine FACT.

lol.

Posted By: Charles21 on March 13th 2020 at 19:07:05

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Just to liven things...There is a married couple in my local (General Chat) - Saucerer, Mar 13, 18:27:33
- Talking of coincidences...my first wife and I were having a meal (General Chat) - Old Splat, Mar 13, 19:19:59
  - Lol, lucky he was with his own wife! (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Mar 13, 19:22:54
  - Keswick in the Lake District that is..... (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Splat, Mar 13, 19:21:00
- In my class at the Avenues Junior School was John Johnstone (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Splat, Mar 13, 19:14:37
- I know a Russell Hedges and an Owen Owen, there was (General Chat) - Haasman, Mar 13, 19:11:15
  - I remember that! Mr R Sitch, and and Mr Whalebelly (n/m) (General Chat) - Augustus Pablo, Mar 13, 19:15:13
- I was texting my life long companion from the toilet the other day (General Chat) - Charles21, Mar 13, 19:07:05
  - Logs on....logs off (n/m) (General Chat) - yellowman, Mar 13, 19:08:49
    - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Mar 13, 19:19:38
      - bahm, I was about to ask who logged out first (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Mar 13, 19:27:03
  - Human centipede (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Mar 13, 19:07:59
- My wife is taller than me when we both stand but when we sit I'm taller. (n/m) (General Chat) - Trent_Canary, Mar 13, 19:04:17
  - ^bigger chair^ (n/m) (General Chat) - yellowman, Mar 13, 19:05:06
  - ^Short legs (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Mar 13, 19:04:55
    - Long body! (n/m) (General Chat) - Trent_Canary, Mar 13, 19:05:23
      - Come round (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Mar 13, 19:07:21
- my birthday falls on the same date every year (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Mar 13, 19:02:26
  - and the cake lasts from one to the other (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Mar 13, 19:03:42
    - no, that doesn't work (General Chat) - Charles21, Mar 13, 19:05:55
      - It’s a massive cake you numpty (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Mar 13, 19:06:39
        
        No, I'm going to have to put my foot down here (General Chat) - Charles21, Mar 13, 19:07:46
- I bumped into some pissed blokes.... (General Chat) - yellowman, Mar 13, 19:00:13
- Boy at school called Timothy Burr (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Mar 13, 18:56:19
- My twin cousins were born on different days (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Mar 13, 18:54:18
  - Brother's are identical twins born 2 minutes apart (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Mar 13, 18:57:20
    - Richard was born just before midnight and Allan just after midnight (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Mar 13, 19:02:03
- my brother and his wife were born on the same day (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Mar 13, 18:52:03
  - A friend of mine bumped into his ex girlfriend (both from Norwich) on a track (General Chat) - Augustus Pablo, Mar 13, 18:53:50
    - haha, that happened to me once, though on a beach in Malta (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Mar 13, 18:54:57
- Used to serve an old Welsh boyo who was William Williams. (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 13, 18:41:57
- I know an Alison Allinson (n/m) (General Chat) - Augustus Pablo, Mar 13, 18:40:34
  - Nd there’s a woman in Attleborough called Taila Taylor (n/m) (General Chat) - Augustus Pablo, Mar 13, 18:41:16
    - Son called Tinker? (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Mar 13, 19:04:26

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