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I'm going to the pub after work tonight. Straight after, not home first, like in the old (General Chat) - megson, Jul 29, 09:49:58
- From 16.00 until 19.00 it will be: (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jul 29, 10:34:36
  - Boo, i'm going to the pub. In July. Should be sunny. (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Jul 29, 10:38:19
- I've had one beer all week. One! (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Jul 29, 10:10:01
  - I've had nought since last Sunday when I had two. I am leaving at 4. Earlier start? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jul 29, 10:21:33
    - Depends how the cricket's going. They'll put it on for us, won't they? (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Jul 29, 10:30:21
      - CRICKET! (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 29, 10:42:16
      - If it's on, it'll be on in there. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jul 29, 10:31:24
- so am I - see you at 5:18? (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Jul 29, 09:59:11
  - Indeed, might be 5:23 by the time i walk from PoWR (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Jul 29, 10:28:33
- shitty grey drizzle in worcs (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 29, 09:51:41
I move job roles on Monday and have to relocate my office (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Jul 29, 09:41:16
- iWrath is the answer... (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Jul 29, 10:13:05
- No more wanking at your desk either (General Chat) - Old Git, Jul 29, 09:52:42
  - how rude, that was a once off incident as well you know! (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Jul 29, 10:00:24
- I wrath in an open plan office - just minimise the frame and turn colours off (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Jul 29, 09:44:05
  - i wrath from either hoom ofice or little chef just outside uttoxeter, (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 29, 09:48:35
  - how do you turn the colours off? i cant remember how its done. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Jul 29, 09:47:16
    - if you have a mac then go "ctrl alt comd 8" altogether (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 29, 09:55:23
    - Tools, options, accesablility, igore colours. (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Jul 29, 09:50:23
      - cheers (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Jul 29, 10:02:59
      - right now i dislike the banner advert a bit more (n/m) (General Chat) - samcd84, Jul 29, 09:53:16
        
        Adblock Plus it off (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 29, 09:55:06
half of F1 races to be on Sky (Other Sports) - Tricky Hawes, Jul 29, 08:17:28
- first or second? (n/m) (Other Sports) - Tombs, Jul 29, 09:35:16
- I hate Sky... (Other Sports) - Dandy Highburyman, Jul 29, 08:46:20
  - what happened to cricket? (n/m) (Other Sports) - SCC 28, Jul 29, 08:55:05
    - No one watching.,, (Other Sports) - Dandy Highburyman, Jul 29, 08:56:27
      - nope f1 has been sacrificed for it (Other Sports) - SCC 28, Jul 29, 09:17:50
        
        You think Sky will back off cos of that?.. (Other Sports) - Dandy Highburyman, Jul 29, 09:23:35
        
        f1 isn't a protected crown jewel (Other Sports) - SCC 28, Jul 29, 09:25:01
        
        That's because it is as boring as a 14 hour lecture by a mumbling geek about string theory (n/m) (Other Sports) - Old Git, Jul 29, 09:34:25
        
        yeah excitement is at a premium! (n/m) (Other Sports) - SCC 28, Jul 29, 09:36:22
        
        ITV does not have sky's money... (Other Sports) - Dandy Highburyman, Jul 29, 09:30:51
        
        yeah but i guess they just need to beat the bbc for wimbledon (Other Sports) - SCC 28, Jul 29, 09:32:49
        
        Wimbledon is not long for Match of the Day highlights... (Other Sports) - Dandy Highburyman, Jul 29, 09:54:14
        
        we'll see... (n/m) (Other Sports) - SCC 28, Jul 29, 09:58:24
      - with a bit of luck (n/m) (Other Sports) - Jumbo1, Jul 29, 09:07:16
- All on sky, half on beeb. Fuck Off Sky you Utter utter Cunts. (n/m) (Other Sports) - megson, Jul 29, 08:40:51
  - i didn't think it would be a big deal (Other Sports) - SCC 28, Jul 29, 08:56:35
    - i'm an avid NCFC fan and i only have Sky Sports to watch us (Other Sports) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 29, 09:33:17
      - eurosport have a lot of cycling too (Other Sports) - SCC 28, Jul 29, 09:35:29
        
        Eurosport is on the 'News' package and is the only reason i pay for that package (Other Sports) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 29, 09:39:24
    - Unless you have a family, mortgage, big fuck off tree next door that kills your signal (Other Sports) - megson, Jul 29, 09:23:21
    - Hogwash (Other Sports) - King, Jul 29, 09:07:36
      - cricket. tennis, footy and golf (Other Sports) - SCC 28, Jul 29, 09:14:12
- "Sky Sports will show every race" (n/m) (Other Sports) - Tony Martin, Jul 29, 08:29:40
  - I meant half of F1 races only on Sky. Obviously. (n/m) (Other Sports) - Tricky Hawes, Jul 29, 09:19:16
    - why didnt you say that then?! hey? hey? (Other Sports) - Tony Martin, Jul 29, 09:37:17
FAO tricky, jsut noticed the smoking. (General Chat) - megson, Jul 28, 15:18:45
- i wasn't the one smoking at the end of season WOTB bash (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 28, 15:25:48
  - Ahem. True. Jaffers's Fault. (General Chat) - megson, Jul 28, 16:18:25
Oi, Wiganers. What's the plan then? (NCFC) - tudders, Jul 28, 15:05:52
- Did you get a room Tuds? Shink drive to ground, drive to hotel then cab into Manchester. (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Jul 28, 15:23:46
  - Not yet. I'll get it sorted at the weekend. I'm sure they'll have plenty of rooms left. (n/m) (NCFC) - tudders, Jul 28, 15:35:06
    - That hotel's going to be carnage for any poor fucker booked in. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 28, 16:15:17
      - You can't exactly do much damage to a Travelodge. In Manchester. (n/m) (NCFC) - tudders, Jul 28, 16:45:25
      - Will we see you prior? (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Jul 28, 16:38:40
- Not really finalised. (NCFC) - APB, Jul 28, 15:15:26
  - Ahem. Can you at least arrange to have that when i'm not there? (NCFC) - megson, Jul 28, 15:19:26
    - You can still make it! Make up some kind of excuse! (NCFC) - APB, Jul 28, 15:25:09
  - I bet he is the filthy bastard. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 28, 15:17:27
is this going to become the norm (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Jul 28, 13:51:49
- all seems to have happened last week (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 28, 14:12:25
- Sad business (General Chat) - The Judge, Jul 28, 14:07:49
- They've had another book banned too I believe. (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Jul 28, 14:05:26
- Yeah I was thinking that. Then thought I'd better not in case it did turn out to be her (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jul 28, 13:52:23
  - would be amazing if it was her. cant see it though. surely the little girl (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Jul 28, 13:56:41
    - She was 4 when taken. She'd speak fluent French and/or Flemish now, and (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jul 28, 13:59:22
      - If people tried to grab my kids off me like that, people would end up with broken faces. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 28, 14:02:37
        
        indeed. broken limbs. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Jul 28, 14:05:16
- link: (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Jul 28, 13:52:03
RE Vaughan. (NCFC) - megson, Jul 28, 13:37:25
is it too late to chip in with "coronation chicken on french bread... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 28, 13:23:26
- Salad. Napple. (General Chat) - King, Jul 28, 13:42:17
  - Healthy eating (General Chat) - The Judge, Jul 28, 13:51:25
    - I eat healthily, but drink to excess, often, to mitigate the health benefits. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 28, 13:54:52
      - what's the point of eating healthily then? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jul 28, 13:58:59
        
        I wasn't being entirely serious. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 28, 14:07:53
- Nope. Popcorn chicken snack box with Pepsi (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Jul 28, 13:31:32
  - coming all over Dandy Highburyman here... (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 28, 13:34:00
    - Little balls of breaded chicken about the size of popcorn. (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Jul 28, 13:36:37
      - chicken nuggets? (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 28, 13:37:42
        
        Essentially, smaller though. Proper bite size. (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Jul 28, 13:43:25
        
        Proper size chicken nuggets for dwarves. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Jul 28, 14:04:54
        
        the colonels version! (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 28, 13:39:39
        
        just chicken nuggets for lunch seems a bit lacking (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 28, 13:43:11
        
        Snack box, chips in there too. (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Jul 28, 13:44:41
        
        ahhhh... (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 28, 13:47:12
        
        go for the meal deal and you get a coke too! Bargain! (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 28, 14:06:39
Leftover Jamaican Rice and Peas, tin of Mackeral fillets in spicy tomato sauce (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jul 28, 12:46:33
- Tell me it wasn't Mcd's? That stuffs probably 50% proof. (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Jul 28, 13:33:54
- reggae reggae chicken & pasta (General Chat) - Only1Doherty, Jul 28, 13:08:28
- Roast Gammon sammidge, Cheddar Cheese and Bacon (oh yes) Flavour Walkers Crisps (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 28, 12:47:58
  - Bacon french stick off of that there Norwich market (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Jul 28, 12:53:29
  - A poo and hair sandwich - not too much hair (n/m) (General Chat) - The Judge, Jul 28, 12:52:12
    - soz about the hair! (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Jul 28, 13:07:30
That Free Print what i got today. Can I get away with making it a wonderful thoughful (General Chat) - megson, Jul 28, 10:29:51
- yep - my second one's going to my Mum for xmas (General Chat) - Karnivore, Jul 28, 10:49:44
- As long as you're not upset when you get a print of bottler Murray in return (General Chat) - King, Jul 28, 10:49:28
- yes, yes you can (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 28, 10:34:57
Voucher code no work now...? (n/m) (General Chat) - Dandy Highburyman, Jul 28, 09:16:43
- bollocks. should have done it from work. (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Jul 28, 09:38:36
- you snooze you lose (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 28, 09:20:12
  - I'm like totally whatever (n/m) (General Chat) - Dandy Highburyman, Jul 28, 09:22:09
    - i ordered twenty six using a variety of multiple email addresses (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 28, 09:24:01
      - Plus the people that did get in there smell of poo anyway and... (General Chat) - Dandy Highburyman, Jul 28, 09:29:56
        
        "hello bartender, i'll have a piss and tonic. shaken, not stirred" (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 28, 09:33:25
Wrathers - free photos on canvas......... (General Chat) - Karnivore, Jul 28, 08:26:59
- Doesnt seem to work now (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Jul 28, 09:20:46
- Quidco own this (General Chat) - conker, Jul 28, 09:07:26
- nice one - just ordered andy murray! (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Jul 28, 08:57:17
  - in the wipe clean finish? (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Jul 28, 08:58:20
    - oh fuck! (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Jul 28, 08:59:49
- Literally just done it, worked fine. Chuffed to bits, cheers Karn, (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Jul 28, 08:50:38
  - excellent - and for SW Canary as well - think I'll use my works mail then ;-) (n/m) (General Chat) - Karnivore, Jul 28, 08:53:20
    - They have changed size tho - now 20x30 but still a bargain n a half. Well done! (n/m) (General Chat) - South_West_Canary, Jul 28, 08:55:23
      - glad to help - just ordered 40x60 works mail address (n/m) (General Chat) - Karnivore, Jul 28, 09:00:33
        
        Aye I'm gonna do one from home tonight, more photos, and as the wife (General Chat) - megson, Jul 28, 09:08:42
        
        yep - I got one for my Mum for xmas as well (n/m) (General Chat) - Karnivore, Jul 28, 09:12:17
- cheers! (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Jul 28, 08:33:24
  - did you get on it before they pulled it (if they have)? (n/m) (General Chat) - Karnivore, Jul 28, 08:39:34
- actually - might not work now (or it might) (General Chat) - Karnivore, Jul 28, 08:32:32
  - Worked for me mate, cheers! (n/m) (General Chat) - South_West_Canary, Jul 28, 08:49:07
Right, it seems I might have a ticket spare (maybe two) for Wigan. (NCFC) - APB, Jul 26, 13:23:29
- I know you probably have, but you have counted me twice havent you? (n/m) (NCFC) - samcd84, Jul 26, 14:00:36
  - Yep, you have two. (n/m) (NCFC) - APB, Jul 26, 14:56:11
- Who can't come? Woodsy and...? (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Jul 26, 13:52:05
  - me, I think (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Jul 26, 13:52:57
- Arsehole. Keep it to Twitter. (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Jul 26, 13:47:59
- Hi APB - I would take the 2 if available? (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Jul 26, 13:28:13
  - We're doing a civilised PoD on Friday J. (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Jul 26, 13:43:32
    - goodo - if there are 2 x spare tix I will pop in then to settle up (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Jul 26, 14:40:56
    - Ah, payday, mayhap. what time? (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Jul 26, 13:48:13
      - 5.18 shink. (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Jul 26, 13:48:50
        
        Prefect. (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Jul 26, 13:56:31
FAO CeeBeeBees (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 26, 13:07:36
- ^^^ Ralf's fallen a bit in love with Gideon ^^^ (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jul 26, 13:15:28
  - i'm sorry Ms Hawes but i don't follow your love of Chancellors of the Exchequer* (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 26, 13:24:00
    - No point denying it. You've got a crush on Gideon. (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jul 26, 13:24:38
      - I'm a lib dem and I'd like to punch Gideon in the throat. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 26, 13:27:03
        
        Carl Barat played Latitude. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jul 26, 13:45:35
        
        I don't think I like him much. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 26, 13:48:21
        
        Didn't hang around for him, we went to the bar and funked one off to Kele. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jul 26, 14:26:34
      - "I know a lib dem here at work" (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 26, 13:26:08
        
        I saw one down Pottergate the other day, he had Clegghead on his forehead in lipstick and (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jul 26, 13:48:27
  - Ever seen a Gideon? (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Jul 26, 13:16:31
    - Um. Well, that one up there ^^^ what Ralf is a bit in love with (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jul 26, 13:17:47
      - Oi! Tuds! (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jul 26, 13:23:56
        
        He's going to set a trap for a Gideon. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 26, 13:27:54
        
        I've tried it. Never managed to even catch a glimpse. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Jul 26, 13:34:27
        
        You had a dwarf sneak into your room in Cov though. At that weird hotel. From whence you (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jul 26, 13:51:18
        
        True. I was a bit fired up that night. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Jul 26, 14:02:28
        
        NCFC4Life? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jul 26, 13:52:17
        
        Indeed, I think he forgot to book a room. We went and listened to thrash metal at the (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jul 26, 13:58:17
        
        Yes, of course. What else would you do? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jul 26, 13:59:06
        
        speaking of men being lured into hotel rooms (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 26, 13:29:23
        
        Hmm. Sodomised him. Perhaps those tendancies maybe why his wife had a lover? (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Jul 26, 13:49:42
FAO the Lee with A Sunny Hue (General Chat) - megson, Jul 22, 08:32:13
- Is that a relegation total? (n/m) (General Chat) - Dandy Highburyman, Jul 22, 08:52:34
  - depends what the other teams get. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jul 22, 08:54:57
    - Where's that odd walking stat ball when you need him? (n/m) (General Chat) - Dandy Highburyman, Jul 22, 09:03:54
      - Skin of teeth total I think. Actually slightly lower than I wanted. (General Chat) - megson, Jul 22, 09:32:42
Interesting move by the football League (Other Football) - usacanary, Jul 22, 03:45:59
- "This is quite a big game changer in terms of flexibility" (Other Football) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jul 22, 08:28:53
  - EPL Norwich City (n/m) (Other Football) - megson, Jul 22, 08:32:35
    - We are EPL (Other Football) - King, Jul 22, 12:59:21
    - straight red. (n/m) (Other Football) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jul 22, 08:37:15
      - head (n/m) (Other Football) - Jumbo1, Jul 22, 10:07:14
- Cody's value just rocketed then (Other Football) - Jumbo1, Jul 22, 07:43:30
WOTB Predictions League 2011/2012 - get your predictions in now! (NCFC) - Yellalee, Jul 22, 00:11:24
- eh go (NCFC) - Pixelman, Jul 22, 11:26:16
- FAO Yellalee - my season 1 predictions...... (NCFC) - Kirrie, Jul 22, 09:49:51
- Woo Hoo A Non Cheaters Table! (NCFC) - megson, Jul 22, 08:26:01
- hair goo lee (NCFC) - Monty Peculiar, Jul 22, 00:31:39
- ^^ It's up there. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 22, 00:12:30
Posted Yestdee I know, But i've just been actually lolling at it. (General Chat) - megson, Jul 20, 08:37:40
- i avoided the entire day of it (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 20, 09:19:12
Do India have any Spinners? (Other Sports) - megson, Jul 19, 14:42:38
If this scandal forces cameron to resign, Clegg will be PM. (General Chat) - CB41, Jul 18, 13:06:58
- just out of interest, why would cameron resign (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Jul 18, 13:27:25
  - because he's not serving the interests of the British public? (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jul 18, 15:42:55
  - He could resign to spend more time with his lunch. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 18, 13:37:25
    - yes he would. And there'd be more time for the staff to polish up his face, too (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jul 18, 13:40:00
  - no reason, but it's been fun watching tories get all agitated whenever it's suggested (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jul 18, 13:35:45
    - Could you imagine it if Clegg became pm??? Jeez!!! (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Jul 18, 13:37:03
      - lol would be a farce. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Jul 18, 13:38:53
  - *BANG* head hits desk. (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Jul 18, 13:34:34
  - Can't imagine myself but loads of commentators seem to be predicting it. (General Chat) - CB41, Jul 18, 13:34:30
    - nah can't see it happening either. was a bit of a stupid thing to do (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Jul 18, 13:38:25
  - for a start he hired the guy who resigned because of the scandal... (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Jul 18, 13:33:17
- can we impeach cameron? (General Chat) - SCC 28, Jul 18, 13:09:34
  - Milliband will scare him out - it'll be like being savaged by a poodle (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Jul 18, 13:10:43
    - ^^ misprint, should read savaged by a puddle ^^ (n/m) (General Chat) - Claygate_Canary, Jul 18, 13:23:19
      - Tolpuddle? (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Jul 18, 13:26:12
has set me thinking, that Cav thing (Other Sports) - Tricky Hawes, Jul 18, 11:52:57
- Sue Rodgers (Other Sports) - CB41, Jul 18, 13:03:59
  - she's no sue lewis (Other Sports) - SCC 28, Jul 18, 13:08:30
- Rebecca Adlington? (n/m) (Other Sports) - CB41, Jul 18, 12:47:54
  - went downhill after fame (Other Sports) - SCC 28, Jul 18, 12:49:01
    - Nope sorry, aint got a scooby (n/m) (Other Sports) - CB41, Jul 18, 12:50:58
      - she did an ivanovic (Other Sports) - SCC 28, Jul 18, 12:52:32
        
        Yeah, I meant the film reference. She wasn't in any film, was she? (n/m) (Other Sports) - CB41, Jul 18, 13:02:14
        
        agreed (n/m) (Other Sports) - SCC 28, Jul 18, 13:03:11
        
        Good (n/m) (Other Sports) - CB41, Jul 18, 13:05:28
- Graham Swann (n/m) (Other Sports) - Tony Martin, Jul 18, 12:45:43
  - link (Other Sports) - Tony Martin, Jul 18, 12:48:04
    - ODI... (n/m) (Other Sports) - SCC 28, Jul 18, 12:49:33
      - best ODI bowler in the world then? (n/m) (Other Sports) - Tony Martin, Jul 18, 12:52:34
        
        yep just one area of cricket (Other Sports) - SCC 28, Jul 18, 12:53:32
        
        No2 in Test, behind Steyn so makes him best Spinner. (n/m) (Other Sports) - megson, Jul 18, 13:04:01
        
        problem with cricket is only a few countries play properly (n/m) (Other Sports) - SCC 28, Jul 18, 13:05:12
        
        Good. We can look decent at it then. If it became like football we'd be shit. (n/m) (Other Sports) - megson, Jul 18, 13:11:57
      - So best ODI bowler in the world then? (n/m) (Other Sports) - conker, Jul 18, 12:50:18
        
        lol (n/m) (Other Sports) - Tony Martin, Jul 18, 12:53:20
- Wayne Rooney (n/m) (Other Sports) - lurd, Jul 18, 12:32:10
- So far then (Other Sports) - Tricky Hawes, Jul 18, 12:15:12
  - is Nicole Cooke still going? and loads of snookerists (Other Sports) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 18, 12:32:15
    - Emma Pooley? world Time Trial champ..... (Other Sports) - HairyBobbingManAss, Jul 18, 12:40:00
  - What about that fisherman bloke, Bob Nudds or something? (Other Sports) - tudders, Jul 18, 12:27:41
    - good point. Nudds makes it 5. (n/m) (Other Sports) - Tricky Hawes, Jul 18, 12:29:33
      - It's the same pike! (n/m) (Other Sports) - APB, Jul 18, 12:30:00
  - What is it exactly that Cav is best in the world at though? (Other Sports) - norway, Jul 18, 12:19:01
    - did he have his leadout train for his Milan-San Remo win? (Other Sports) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 18, 12:34:43
    - Er yeah. He is the best finisher in the world. His team gets him there he finishes. (Other Sports) - jafski, Jul 18, 12:22:34
      - No I get that - and I'm really just playing devil's advocate (Other Sports) - norway, Jul 18, 12:25:56
        
        why wouldn't he win a track sprint? (Other Sports) - SCC 28, Jul 18, 12:27:54
        
        He can and has, but it's quite a different discipline. (n/m) (Other Sports) - jafski, Jul 18, 12:29:56
      - agree with what he's best at but there's no world title for it (n/m) (Other Sports) - SCC 28, Jul 18, 12:25:45
        
        No, but the TdF is the pinnacle for his type of bike racer. (n/m) (Other Sports) - jafski, Jul 18, 12:27:37
        
        you'd think given how highly sprinters are regarded (Other Sports) - SCC 28, Jul 18, 12:30:08
        
        That's the pinnacle. There are all sorts of other races on the calendar. (Other Sports) - jafski, Jul 18, 12:33:57
        
        oh yeah that was that aussie race i think (Other Sports) - SCC 28, Jul 18, 12:35:13
        
        Exactly. Some years the course will suit him though. (n/m) (Other Sports) - jafski, Jul 18, 12:37:03
        
        like it probably did when Tom Boonen won it in 05 (n/m) (Other Sports) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 18, 12:38:42
      - exactly (Other Sports) - Tricky Hawes, Jul 18, 12:25:14
        
        Except that Phil Ligget said quite openly yesterday (Other Sports) - norway, Jul 18, 12:27:11
        
        And Cav admits that after every win. The team put him thgere, he finishes it off. (Other Sports) - jafski, Jul 18, 12:32:12
        
        Cavendish is numbered ending in 1, the team leader. (Other Sports) - APB, Jul 18, 12:34:41
        
        Fazackerly. (n/m) (Other Sports) - jafski, Jul 18, 12:37:25
        
        yeah. I remember Cav stopped winning stages instantly when Renshaw was kicked off the Tour (Other Sports) - Tricky Hawes, Jul 18, 12:32:08
        
        Oh calm down for fucks sake (Other Sports) - norway, Jul 18, 12:37:50
        
        he sounds like me defending andy murray LOL (n/m) (Other Sports) - SCC 28, Jul 18, 12:38:40
        
        is he the guy that leads him up? (Other Sports) - SCC 28, Jul 18, 12:31:19
        
        Slipstreaming during the stage to keep him fresh energy-wise. (Other Sports) - APB, Jul 18, 12:38:56
        
        The cyclist folloing is in the airpocket created by them so expends less effort, (Other Sports) - jafski, Jul 18, 12:36:00
        
        wow didn't know that (n/m) (Other Sports) - SCC 28, Jul 18, 12:37:58
        
        Geese. (n/m) (Other Sports) - Arizona Bay, Jul 18, 12:40:39
        
        HONK! (n/m) (Other Sports) - Old Git, Jul 18, 13:56:24
  - no way is luke donald (n/m) (Other Sports) - SCC 28, Jul 18, 12:17:19
    - World rankings say he is (n/m) (Other Sports) - conker, Jul 18, 12:18:28
      - westwood was no 1 too and still not won one (Other Sports) - SCC 28, Jul 18, 12:21:39
        
        Does that matter? To be measured as the best right now, not the best ever (Other Sports) - conker, Jul 18, 12:36:41
        
        we are talking about the best right now (Other Sports) - SCC 28, Jul 18, 12:43:59
        
        Being the best right now is not measured on how many titles you have won this year is it? (n/m) (Other Sports) - conker, Jul 18, 12:49:08
        
        it's measured mainly on consistency (Other Sports) - SCC 28, Jul 18, 12:51:55
- Someone emailed talkshite this morning saying it's sad we'd rather a fat, pisshead win (Other Sports) - lurd, Jul 18, 12:10:18
  - Give me Clarke over Tiger fuckin Woods anyday! (n/m) (Other Sports) - Kirrie, Jul 18, 12:30:26
  - That's appalling (Other Sports) - norway, Jul 18, 12:15:29
    - And he played fewer shots than anyone else over four days. (Other Sports) - APB, Jul 18, 12:18:01
- Isn't Graham Swann currently the best spin bowler in the wrold (n/m) (Other Sports) - DiscoDaleGordon, Jul 18, 12:06:21
  - only cos murali and warne have retired (n/m) (Other Sports) - SCC 28, Jul 18, 12:11:43
    - Yeah, and Jim Laker, Bishan Bedi, Bill O'Reilly & Lance Gibbs. (n/m) (Other Sports) - jafski, Jul 18, 12:21:10
      - Bishen Bedi was never the world's best. He was the slowest left armer ever, though. (Other Sports) - APB, Jul 18, 12:24:01
        
        I was making a point regarding retirees to numbnuts. (n/m) (Other Sports) - jafski, Jul 18, 12:25:35
        
        I know. I was getting over-excited at the mention of Bishen Bedi. (Other Sports) - APB, Jul 18, 12:27:56
      - but they're not be better than swann at this moment in time (Other Sports) - SCC 28, Jul 18, 12:23:26
        
        Would he? What were his stats alongside Swanns when they were both playing at the same (Other Sports) - jafski, Jul 18, 12:26:33
        
        i'm not keen on rankings (Other Sports) - SCC 28, Jul 18, 12:33:59
  - or world even? (Other Sports) - DiscoDaleGordon, Jul 18, 12:06:47
    - fair point, re Swann (n/m) (Other Sports) - Tricky Hawes, Jul 18, 12:07:48
      - Can'r believe I typed Broad and not Swann down there. (Other Sports) - APB, Jul 18, 12:19:17
        
        And now can'r. Going to get that coffee now. (n/m) (Other Sports) - APB, Jul 18, 12:20:53
        
        haha, only just noticed that (n/m) (Other Sports) - Tricky Hawes, Jul 18, 12:19:48
- Andy Murray is world class, as strange as that may seem. (n/m) (Other Sports) - Steve in Holland, Jul 18, 12:02:21
  - doesn't seem strange at all. But he's not the world's best at what he does, unlike Cav (n/m) (Other Sports) - Tricky Hawes, Jul 18, 12:03:39
- Ignored in the UK generally.... (Other Sports) - HairyBobbingManAss, Jul 18, 12:01:54
  - she's well known abroad, is she? (Other Sports) - Tricky Hawes, Jul 18, 12:04:45
    - In as much as Triathlon has a much bigger following abroad than it does in Blighty (n/m) (Other Sports) - HairyBobbingManAss, Jul 18, 12:09:54
- but he won't win the race will he? (Other Sports) - SCC 28, Jul 18, 11:57:02
  - The winner of the race depends quite heavily on the kind of race. (Other Sports) - APB, Jul 18, 12:05:15
    - I really like Gilbert, by the way (Other Sports) - Tricky Hawes, Jul 18, 12:09:06
    - won't he compete on the track like wiggins did? (n/m) (Other Sports) - SCC 28, Jul 18, 12:06:44
      - He did last time. (Other Sports) - APB, Jul 18, 12:11:20
        
        it was the Madison weren't it? (Other Sports) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 18, 12:43:43
        
        Yes. Wiggo had done his bit and was knacked. (Other Sports) - APB, Jul 18, 12:47:19
        
        yes, i think Cav was rather honest in his unhappiness (Other Sports) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 18, 12:50:46
        
        surely there's an individual event for a specialist sprinter like him tho (Other Sports) - SCC 28, Jul 18, 12:14:02
        
        Maybe. I'd have to look it up and I want a coffee. (n/m) (Other Sports) - APB, Jul 18, 12:16:16
    - don't bother. He's trolling, as usual. (n/m) (Other Sports) - Tricky Hawes, Jul 18, 12:06:12
      - No he isn't! (Other Sports) - norway, Jul 18, 12:21:02
        
        Yes he is! (Other Sports) - Arizona Bay, Jul 18, 12:39:04
        
        haha (n/m) (Other Sports) - SCC 28, Jul 18, 12:48:32
      - but he can't beat the likes of contador in the overall race (Other Sports) - SCC 28, Jul 18, 12:09:37
- I'm not sure darts is really a world sport. (Other Sports) - APB, Jul 18, 11:56:49
  - cricket is not a world sport (Other Sports) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 18, 12:29:38
    - Yep. (Other Sports) - APB, Jul 18, 12:32:51
      - good. That puts snooker in, thanks to China. (n/m) (Other Sports) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 18, 12:35:28
  - yeah, golf. Luke Donald or Westwood I guess (Other Sports) - Tricky Hawes, Jul 18, 12:05:37
    - No. But that's what rankings are for. (Other Sports) - APB, Jul 18, 12:08:38
      - and safina and jankovic (Other Sports) - SCC 28, Jul 18, 12:10:55
        
        Tournaments are also misleading. (Other Sports) - APB, Jul 18, 12:15:25
        
        and players can be rewarded for playing more events (Other Sports) - SCC 28, Jul 18, 12:19:38
        
        I don't think we'll ever get the perfect answer, Mikey. Potato / potato. (n/m) (Other Sports) - APB, Jul 18, 12:22:18
        
        they should just ask me to rank everyone (Other Sports) - SCC 28, Jul 18, 12:24:08
        
        The universal judge of all sport. (Other Sports) - APB, Jul 18, 12:25:30
        
        well i'm prepared to take it on (Other Sports) - SCC 28, Jul 18, 12:32:00
        
        You can make those ones up. (n/m) (Other Sports) - APB, Jul 18, 12:35:34
Probably spend it all on burgers (General Chat) - CB41, Jul 15, 15:07:03
- Benefit scroungers too, by the sound of it (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Jul 15, 16:12:08
  - it actually sounds like they might spend it wisely (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jul 15, 16:30:54
    - I wonder what Michael Carroll's up to these days (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge 5mal1, Jul 15, 16:35:41
      - Binman again isn't he? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 15, 16:42:51
        
        yeah, that sounds about right (General Chat) - Huge 5mal1, Jul 15, 16:45:39
- "I even had a glass of white wine" (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 15, 15:26:29
- *They have already decided to buy homes for their two children, Carly and Jamie* (General Chat) - norway, Jul 15, 15:26:17
  - "Homes" Could be Buck Palace and Sandringham. (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Jul 15, 15:30:37
    - Why would anyone even consider going in the papers to say "I won a fucking pile of cash!" (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 15, 15:39:36
      - It turns people into sort of local shit celebrities, doesn't it. (General Chat) - Huge 5mal1, Jul 15, 15:49:57
        
        I'd buy a big island and fill it full of clump. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Jul 15, 16:31:47
      - apparently you get paid more for making it public (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 15, 15:47:51
- deep-fried burgers (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 15, 15:13:14
  - I had one of them once (General Chat) - Huge 5mal1, Jul 15, 15:39:49
    - ha! what sort of ideot would think that? (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 15, 15:49:26
      - I had a deep fried cadburys cream egg once. It was in Zorba's in Southampton (General Chat) - CB41, Jul 15, 16:39:51
  - deep-fried mars bars (n/m) (General Chat) - colincanary, Jul 15, 15:36:46
In terms of... (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jul 15, 13:33:41
- Pretentious music journo speak: (General Chat) - CB41, Jul 15, 14:42:48
- think outside the box (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 15, 14:07:31
  - Nobody ever thinks inside the box these days. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jul 15, 14:16:52
    - I did, at Lords last year. (General Chat) - tudders, Jul 15, 14:20:08
- life changing injuries (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 15, 14:04:23
- going forward... (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Jul 15, 13:57:27
  - "there's a danger that......" (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jul 15, 14:02:09
    - "Thanks mate, you're a star!" (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jul 15, 14:14:59
      - in terms of that as a conversational phrase. If I see regular comments on facebook that (General Chat) - pants, Jul 15, 14:25:40
        
        you ok hun? (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Jul 15, 14:37:19
        
        lol (General Chat) - pants, Jul 15, 14:38:16
        
        I might do it one day to see what it feels like (General Chat) - pants, Jul 15, 14:37:18
        
        just do some of your 'jokes' (General Chat) - Huge 5mal1, Jul 15, 15:18:03
        
        Trudie McFuckwitt ... thinks today can't possibly get any worse... (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jul 15, 14:51:20
        
        Agree with this, winds me the fuck up too. Mates bird does it ALL THE FUCKING TIME (General Chat) - megson, Jul 15, 15:32:34
      - I just see stuff like that as false, unmeant. The more overblown it is (General Chat) - pants, Jul 15, 14:22:06
        
        I see it as merely an expression of thanks (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Jul 15, 14:23:49
        
        That's cos your a star doy (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jul 15, 14:27:35
        
        haha (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Jul 15, 14:45:58
        
        yeah, I went there with the your shortened thing, deal with it (General Chat) - pants, Jul 15, 14:28:26
- .... (General Chat) - CB41, Jul 15, 13:56:46
  - Good word reliable (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jul 15, 14:08:39
- Lets touch base soon..... (General Chat) - tudders, Jul 15, 13:53:01
- as per ..."blah blah blah" (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Jul 15, 13:48:50
Rebekah Brooks. (General Chat) - shoddy, Jul 15, 11:46:36
- only with a wire brush and detol. (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 15, 12:45:25
- She does have the most splendid hair. Looks a right nasty piece of work though. (General Chat) - CB41, Jul 15, 12:22:52
- Rusty roof - smelly drains! (n/m) (General Chat) - Kirrie, Jul 15, 12:12:17
  - lol (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jul 15, 16:34:58
- Really? (General Chat) - Trent_Canary, Jul 15, 11:50:16
- Ginger up top. (General Chat) - jafski, Jul 15, 11:48:52
  - Shakespeare? (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Jul 15, 12:10:05
    - Milton. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jul 15, 12:11:49
      - That's what you'd use to disinfect it. (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Jul 15, 12:19:19
    - haha (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jul 15, 12:10:46
  - One night Megson isn't really a basis for everyone (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jul 15, 11:50:56
    - *with (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jul 15, 11:51:10
      - lol. He wishes. (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Jul 15, 13:08:38
I've never been in a Nando's, am I missing anything? Is it (General Chat) - CB41, Jul 15, 10:59:06
- typical big chain, frozen food reheated. (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Jul 15, 12:09:27
  - Their free range chicken is always fesh never frozen. (General Chat) - jafski, Jul 15, 12:13:55
    - i have been twice yup. (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Jul 15, 12:19:57
- Bitter old men in not liking popular culture shock (General Chat) - lurd, Jul 15, 12:01:08
  - Are you refering to me kid? (General Chat) - CB41, Jul 15, 12:14:18
  - at least they don't post links to golf porn, though (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jul 15, 12:02:17
    - Golf Porn? (General Chat) - Huge 5mal1, Jul 15, 12:16:21
      - No, a women having a golf ball putted into her anus (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jul 15, 12:22:11
        
        Jafski posted that didn't he? (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Jul 15, 13:36:37
        
        oh (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge 5mal1, Jul 15, 12:26:09
- No (General Chat) - norway, Jul 15, 11:52:45
  - and the chickens are no doubt tortured (General Chat) - SCC 28, Jul 15, 11:58:01
    - They're free range, all of them. They make a big hoohah about that do Nandoooos. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jul 15, 11:59:56
      - I saw some footage of 'free range' chicken farming the other day (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jul 15, 12:04:19
        
        indeed, a lot of people think that free range is the same as outdoor reared (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Jul 15, 12:12:29
        
        fancy your chances on stage 13 this afternoon, Tony? (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jul 15, 12:13:19
        
        i'm on my way, dont bet on me though. i'm gonna take a fall. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Jul 15, 12:24:43
      - oh (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Jul 15, 12:00:24
- Nandos is ace. What's not to like? I love it off. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jul 15, 11:41:06
  - Chicken. That's what's not to like. (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 15, 11:43:57
    - Do they only do chicken? That's what I have if I go in a burger place. (General Chat) - CB41, Jul 15, 11:45:45
      - No they do other stuff too, but predominantly chicken. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jul 15, 11:48:33
      - you'd like KFC then - they only do chicken burgers (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 15, 11:48:20
        
        i CAN TOLERATE THE CHICKEN BURGERS IN THEE - THE REST OF THEIR STUFF MAKES ME FEEL SICK (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Jul 15, 12:10:33
        
        blimey. Calm down beebies. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jul 15, 12:11:43
        
        Oops, caps lock violation mistake :-) (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Jul 15, 12:15:27
        
        we have ourselves a head down typer! (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Jul 15, 13:59:11
    - FFS !! (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jul 15, 11:44:29
  - I didn't say I didn't like it. I've never been so don't know. (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Jul 15, 11:43:32
    - it sounds too common (General Chat) - SCC 28, Jul 15, 11:44:22
    - It was more to the people below. It's great. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jul 15, 11:44:13
      - 'the people below'. Is that a class thing, Jaffers? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jul 15, 11:53:36
        
        Not at all. (General Chat) - jafski, Jul 15, 11:54:56
- do they sell fish? (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Jul 15, 11:23:40
  - No, you're thinking of a Fish Shop. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jul 15, 11:26:30
    - or a proper restaurant (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Jul 15, 11:31:37
      - or a fish and chip shop (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 15, 11:40:42
        
        That too - a proper, good one. (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Jul 15, 11:41:36
- A restaurant with staff who basically just seem to do what a blackboard could.... (General Chat) - Pixelman, Jul 15, 11:12:39
- I like it, but my tastes are fairly simple. Sauces are nice, the Hot is bloody hot (General Chat) - megson, Jul 15, 11:11:23
  - I had the Very Hot once, after a couple too many scoops. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 15, 11:16:14
    - I'd like to try that. (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jul 15, 11:44:33
      - although I guess my gerd would instantly kick off (General Chat) - pants, Jul 15, 11:45:00
    - Sounds awful, think I'll steer clear. We have some superb eateries up here so (General Chat) - CB41, Jul 15, 11:19:19
    - I don't understand why people do that kind of thing (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jul 15, 11:17:54
      - I think it's addictive. I'm sure I read something in New Scientist that suggested that Ca (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 15, 11:27:57
      - yes, this here ^^^ (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 15, 11:25:27
      - That's nothing, Chelts puts it up his nose apparently!!!!! (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Jul 15, 11:20:14
        
        NOT just my nose!!!!!! (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 15, 12:09:20
- chicken with a tan (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jul 15, 11:00:31
- no (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jul 15, 11:00:03
  - I rather like Nando's in a guilty pleasure kind of way. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 15, 11:01:54
    - I'm like that on the once or twice a year occassions I venture in a MaccyD (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Jul 15, 11:04:56
      - If you go to McD's then you should at least try Nando's as it is better... (General Chat) - Dandy Highburyman, Jul 15, 11:07:20
        
        I usually only go to Maccy's on motorways. Not seen a Nando's there. I'll (General Chat) - CB41, Jul 15, 11:09:55
My old man finally went at 1am today. Bless him. Good news? (General Chat) - songwriter, Jul 14, 16:57:45
- I'm sorry to hear that. (General Chat) - tim berry, Jul 14, 23:50:12
- glass duly raised (General Chat) - dr fanta, Jul 14, 23:04:21
- Very sorry to hear it (General Chat) - Old Man, Jul 14, 22:24:28
- Sorry for your loss, you've got a fantastic and healthy outlook on it though. (General Chat) - megson, Jul 14, 21:53:51
- condolences (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 14, 21:33:00
- Best wishes (General Chat) - dreamteam, Jul 14, 21:03:50
- I went through the same thing when I was 16...All the best mate! (n/m) (General Chat) - Norfolk un Way, Jul 14, 21:02:16
- sorry to hear that, but delighted it went as well as it possibly could really (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jul 14, 20:46:20
- sorry for your sad loss, the happy memories will get you through it (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Jul 14, 20:04:14
- All the best Songwriter. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Jul 14, 19:58:54
- Raising a glass for him now my friend (n/m) (General Chat) - Karnivore, Jul 14, 19:50:55
- Really sorry to hear that. (General Chat) - pieman63, Jul 14, 19:37:41
- I just raised a glass for him. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 14, 19:11:12
- Sorry to hear that .... (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Jul 14, 18:11:19
- Sorry to hear that, condolences...glad you have happy memories to look back on! (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Jul 14, 18:04:05
- Condolences (n/m) (General Chat) - colincanary, Jul 14, 17:55:12
- An amazing post was on here once too (General Chat) - pants, Jul 14, 17:29:03
  - I think it was along the lines of "No one is ever truly dead until they are forgotten" (General Chat) - DICKY, Jul 14, 18:26:30
- sorry to hear of your news, will raise a Peroni to him tonight (n/m) (General Chat) - Mozzer, Jul 14, 17:27:37
- sorry about that songy, my condolences (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, Jul 14, 17:22:23
- Very sorry. Glad you have no regrets, and good memories. (n/m) (General Chat) - woody, Jul 14, 17:14:04
- May sound weird, but you had him for a long time and have a great memory to look (General Chat) - conker, Jul 14, 17:12:21
- My sincerest condolences SW! (n/m) (General Chat) - DICKY, Jul 14, 17:12:12
- Sincere condolences (n/m) (General Chat) - Nelsons final flanel, Jul 14, 17:09:06
- A glass (or two) will be raised (General Chat) - Barclay_Regular, Jul 14, 17:04:42
- Always good to let someone go with fantastic memories (General Chat) - pants, Jul 14, 17:04:06
no satdee home game till october 15th.premier leagues a joke (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Jul 12, 14:51:44
- Lets withdraw in protest...... (n/m) (NCFC) - usacanary, Jul 12, 16:56:38
- The draw for their first game is on Friday (NCFC) - Huge 5mal1, Jul 12, 15:12:25
  - yes.the sunday (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Jul 12, 15:15:04
    - Yes. It's a pain in the arse (NCFC) - Huge 5mal1, Jul 12, 15:18:00
    - unless we can force them to stick to the satdee (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Jul 12, 15:16:01
- Seriously? That's not right is it? Better fucking not be. (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Jul 12, 14:58:50
  - it is if the stoke game is moved which seems very likely (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Jul 12, 14:59:32
    - where to, anywhere nice? wembley would be good, or the san siro (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Jul 12, 15:18:45
      - only chance youre likely to ever get (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Jul 12, 15:19:43
    - I agree then that is a Joke. I actually do hate the EPL. (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Jul 12, 15:01:45
      - You and Selwyn should become life partners........... (n/m) (NCFC) - usacanary, Jul 12, 17:18:09
- diddums (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jul 12, 14:55:09
  - il still be there,unlike some (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Jul 12, 14:56:22
    - Unlike most actually (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jul 12, 15:03:45
      - ignore list not working? (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Jul 12, 15:05:10
        
        Your dog still missing? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jul 12, 15:05:52
        
        i never lost a dog(unless you mean my ex wife) (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Jul 12, 15:06:43
applications open for Chelski tickets (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 12, 13:33:33
- I think I'll pass on that one (n/m) (NCFC) - luisgarcia, Jul 12, 14:28:44
- ?23.50 for U16s (n/m) (NCFC) - Huge 5mal1, Jul 12, 14:01:59
- Be stunned if that's really needed at those prices, or am I just an old cynic? (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Jul 12, 13:57:42
  - it wasn't needed last time at ?40 a ticket (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 12, 14:01:57
    - As down there, are chelsea really 'big'? Sorry Karn don't feel it to me though! (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Jul 12, 14:59:51
      - 3 PL's in 6 years aint too bad, I suppose..... & a few FA's & CC's (NCFC) - Karnivore, Jul 12, 16:41:36
Don't wanna be awfully morbid, so sorry. (NCFC) - songwriter, Jul 12, 12:56:33
- Very sorry to hear this . . . (NCFC) - Alan, Jul 12, 22:49:28
- So sorry to hear that do what you feel is right (NCFC) - pinkney, Jul 12, 15:12:59
- Different things work for different people........I lost my Dad (NCFC) - Kirrie, Jul 12, 14:44:35
- Really sorry to hear that, as below though its what works for you. (NCFC) - megson, Jul 12, 14:01:06
- so sorry to hear this, i can't add anything there is some good advice below (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Jul 12, 13:50:33
- sorry to hear that (NCFC) - Tombs, Jul 12, 13:36:52
  - good point that! (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 12, 13:59:54
- there's not much i can add to what's already been said (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 12, 13:28:31
- sorry for your sad news, I would like to be there but as the others say, no right or wrong (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Jul 12, 13:24:23
- Deepest sympathies (NCFC) - Huge 5mal1, Jul 12, 13:20:43
- Think it is really personal. I regretted not being there with my grandad, then regretted (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Jul 12, 13:18:39
- Up to you innit (NCFC) - pants, Jul 12, 13:12:56
- really feel for you mate, i was in similar postition 2 years ago... (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 12, 13:12:07
- No right or wrong with this. I was with Dad in a hospice for much of his last few hours. (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Jul 12, 13:09:30
  - Very similar to when my grandad died . . . (NCFC) - Alan, Jul 12, 22:46:33
- Having been with many families going through this over the years, I would be with him and (NCFC) - woody, Jul 12, 13:08:10
- Some people don't even get that mate, I didn't (n/m) (NCFC) - conker, Jul 12, 13:04:42
  - Nor me, he dropped down dead clearing snow from his car. Nice way to go for him. (NCFC) - trustsec, Jul 12, 13:58:41
- I wasn't there for either of my parents and ... (NCFC) - meeky, Jul 12, 13:02:42
- Don't listen to anything we say, fella. (NCFC) - Arganth, Jul 12, 13:02:02
- If you are at peace with how you said goodbye, let it be. Have no regrets. (NCFC) - XXL16s_babyface, Jul 12, 13:00:22
- I'd want to be there for the last, your Mum would like it too I reckon. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Jul 12, 12:59:39
Didn't Roeder once say that Neyul would never manage 'a team older than 10 years old'? (NCFC) - Clipper, Jul 12, 11:08:12
- Didn't Neyul bad mouth Roeder with a poor use of airtime? (NCFC) - pants, Jul 12, 11:19:31
  - You wouldn't let it lie would you? (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Jul 12, 12:55:19
    - At the time I think we'd lost once or twice in 15 matches (NCFC) - pants, Jul 12, 13:49:22
  - "I am a big fan of Huckerby's, but it's results that count and it's results that the manag (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 12, 11:24:47
    - Exactly. Adams basically said the he would've played Hucks, but couldn't argue with Roeder (NCFC) - Clipper, Jul 12, 11:30:52
      - yep a low point in the club's history (NCFC) - SCC 28, Jul 12, 11:32:20
    - lol at saying he and hucks got on well (NCFC) - SCC 28, Jul 12, 11:30:23
    - It was happening though, regardless of results (NCFC) - pants, Jul 12, 11:28:56
      - yes, how very fucking dare he do his job - in expressing a view - regardless of results... (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 12, 11:31:44
      - But Lambert wouldn't leave our best player out... (NCFC) - Rofl_Harris, Jul 12, 11:31:07
        
        Huckerby wasn't our best player at that time. He would set up his deckchair (NCFC) - TransitVanBeethoven, Jul 12, 11:48:33
        
        "Poor imitation of a footballer" (NCFC) - DiscoDaleGordon, Jul 12, 11:58:28
        
        Of course, silly me.. (NCFC) - Rofl_Harris, Jul 12, 11:50:11
        
        It is true to state that Hucks didn't really fit into that system. (NCFC) - lurd, Jul 12, 11:57:59
        
        EXACTLY. ^^^^ What lambert wouldn't "stand for" is the state our squad was in. (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Jul 12, 14:06:33
        
        That's what's been good about the last couple of seasons. Proper funding (NCFC) - pants, Jul 12, 14:22:14
        
        Bollocks (NCFC) - Malkys Head, Jul 12, 14:32:26
        
        The loans stated in the annual report included Gunn's spending (NCFC) - pants, Jul 12, 14:37:54
        
        I would guess that Lambert spent less last season that Roeder did. (n/m) (NCFC) - DiscoDaleGordon, Jul 12, 14:35:48
        
        I doubt it. We must have shifted about 10m last season (NCFC) - pants, Jul 12, 14:37:00
        
        Explain how you reach those figures and apply the same Maths/Guess work (NCFC) - DiscoDaleGordon, Jul 12, 14:47:07
        
        it's ok, what with us being a PLC we have to publish our accounts (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 12, 15:10:54
        
        Twisted argument starter (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jul 12, 15:24:19
        
        / (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 12, 15:28:03
        
        Well done (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jul 12, 15:28:42
        
        (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 12, 15:28:17
        
        balls indeed (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jul 12, 15:33:46
        
        (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 12, 15:41:07
        
        (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jul 12, 15:44:19
        
        (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 12, 15:47:43
        
        It's just my opinion on what we spent (NCFC) - pants, Jul 12, 14:53:43
        
        I agree that Lambert wouldnt tolerate it either (NCFC) - DiscoDaleGordon, Jul 12, 15:11:42
        
        Can draw various paralells there imo (NCFC) - pants, Jul 12, 15:22:08
        
        Officially there's 2m here too (NCFC) - pants, Jul 12, 15:35:26
        
        My general view though would be (NCFC) - pants, Jul 12, 15:41:59
      - Oh, and thanks for the swear words (NCFC) - pants, Jul 12, 11:30:01
        
        stick the fucking swear filter on if you're that fucking precious (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 12, 11:32:21
- scum (NCFC) - SCC 28, Jul 12, 11:12:36
  - his managerial record is second to none, especially (NCFC) - DiscoDaleGordon, Jul 12, 11:29:43
- A team OF KIDS that should say... (n/m) (NCFC) - Clipper, Jul 12, 11:09:11
I guess I wont be missing Neil Adams after all.........Congrats on the new job (NCFC) - usacanary, Jul 12, 06:19:53
- I bet he said 'You beauty, you absolute beauty!' (n/m) (NCFC) - essexcanary, Jul 12, 08:58:46
- One more game for Neil? (n/m) (NCFC) - Firstnews, Jul 12, 08:41:36
- Shame for Radio Norfolk but great for him (NCFC) - Duck, Jul 12, 07:16:42
- we not doin it in tranun Iwan (n/m) (NCFC) - inutero, Jul 12, 07:12:57
- I'll miss him! at least now he'll be able to give a proper answer when asked what they do (NCFC) - Bravo win or die, Jul 12, 07:10:25
  - Iwan? (n/m) (NCFC) - Trent_Canary, Jul 12, 08:55:35
  - I was thinking Hucks. (n/m) (NCFC) - Lovely o1d 5ob, Jul 12, 08:26:15
  - yes, Paul McSmall was my 2nd thought as to who might step in (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 12, 07:57:08
    - Hope McSmall over Goss myself, Jerry always seems a bit 'whingy' to me. (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Jul 12, 08:02:39
      - Hucks! (NCFC) - duke of york, Jul 12, 08:08:57
      - i'll be honest, i can't recall anything about Goss's appearances on radio (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 12, 08:07:35
        
        Ha ha true! (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Jul 12, 08:15:10
  - Iwan, then doing Canary Call in Welsn. Would callers notice? (n/m) (NCFC) - trustsec, Jul 12, 07:42:39
Fixtures moving from a Saturday 3pm KO. Worst thing about being in the Prem. (NCFC) - jimbo, Jul 11, 13:29:43
- It's what I'll miss about Champs (NCFC) - inutero, Jul 11, 13:57:17
- Yep - they've fucked me going back up to Stoke as well (NCFC) - Karnivore, Jul 11, 13:51:33
- I'm with you brother. Fucking Sky. Its a big 'ol Paradox, want to be there, need the money (NCFC) - megson, Jul 11, 13:47:37
- Four games - ESPN moved the Liverpool Away game to Saturday teatime, too. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 11, 13:36:06
  - With luck and good play we'll get used to it in time (NCFC) - watfordcanary, Jul 11, 13:56:59
    - I miss xmas day games (n/m) (NCFC) - Karnivore, Jul 11, 14:16:32
  - Gregs steaming up when you walk into the warm and busy publington out of the cold afterwar (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 11, 13:52:50
    - I got a nice new big coat at the weekend (NCFC) - pants, Jul 11, 13:55:40
      - Could you describe it for me please? (NCFC) - tudders, Jul 11, 14:00:06
        
        Was bought with Galtres in mind. No way am I getting piss wet through like whilst there (NCFC) - pants, Jul 11, 14:10:11
        
        Just go home whichever night The Levellers are on. (n/m) (NCFC) - tudders, Jul 11, 14:13:04
        
        Yeah, I plan to be well away from that drivel (NCFC) - pants, Jul 11, 14:14:44
  - whats the espn live games for the nodge at the mo AB? (n/m) (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 11, 13:40:25
    - Liverpool. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 11, 13:41:19
      - only one? poor show! (not that i susbcribe to espn!) (n/m) (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 11, 13:42:45
  - Yeah, evening games on a Saturday fantastic. But 1.30 on a Sunday? Shit. (n/m) (NCFC) - jimbo, Jul 11, 13:38:22
- The biggest reason clubs aim for the Premirship (NCFC) - Duck, Jul 11, 13:33:11
  - Wots the money for a home and away game these days? (NCFC) - pants, Jul 11, 13:56:26
  - I know, but it still pisses me off. (n/m) (NCFC) - jimbo, Jul 11, 13:38:49
Massive explosion near holt last night (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Jul 11, 07:37:40
- Booooooooooommmmmmmmmmmm (n/m) (General Chat) - Vivid Data Shark, Jul 11, 09:53:34
- tbh doesn't sound very massive (General Chat) - Firstnews, Jul 11, 08:24:39
  - THEY ARE NOT THE FUCKING "BOMB SQUAD" (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 11, 08:34:38
    - tombs....... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 11, 08:59:31
      - indeed, so do the royal engineers (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Jul 11, 09:01:56
        
        EOD.... (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 11, 09:49:13
    - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Jul 11, 08:48:10
  - that isnt it though - look at the date (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Jul 11, 08:28:15
  - you werent there, i was, it was hoooge (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Jul 11, 08:27:32
- Interesting, I saw a Bomb Disposal van go past ours on 1P5wich Road last night (General Chat) - megson, Jul 11, 08:11:12
  - ARGHHHHHHHHH! (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 11, 08:35:21
  - that would tie in (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Jul 11, 08:22:24
scum delighted they've signed Bowyer (Other Football) - Only1Doherty, Jul 11, 00:01:03
- Massive explosion near holt last night (Other Football) - Tony Martin, Jul 11, 07:36:25
  - Are you suggesting Bowyer was behind it? (n/m) (Other Football) - megson, Jul 11, 08:11:32
- At His Peak For Leeds... (Other Football) - Martin Peters, Jul 11, 07:28:04
- hahahahaha (Other Football) - Huge 5mal1, Jul 11, 00:46:46
  - ^^pathetic (n/m) (Other Football) - Huge 5mal1, Jul 11, 00:48:42
    - fair play, we've all got our opinions (n/m) (Other Football) - Only1Doherty, Jul 11, 00:53:12
      - My post went wrong (Other Football) - Huge 5mal1, Jul 11, 01:00:24
        
        Really hoping it goes about as well as Alan Smith back in the prem for newcastles last (Other Football) - pants, Jul 11, 01:04:59
- Funny if they went for Dyer too (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Jul 11, 00:41:57
- In that league he will be a fantastic signing. The other two are shite though (n/m) (Other Football) - Hulk Rules, Jul 11, 00:32:35
- Pray we don't get them in the cup then (n/m) (Other Football) - harry boulders, Jul 11, 00:14:30
  - hmmm actually that'd be fantastic so I'd make an exception (n/m) (Other Football) - Only1Doherty, Jul 11, 00:18:49
"leftie bias in the beeb" (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jul 8, 12:16:29
- Leaving aside the fact that that was (in hindsight) a fantastically ill-judged article (General Chat) - King, Jul 8, 15:20:09
- Brilliant. What an Idiot. (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Jul 8, 12:30:45
- Tim Montgomerie was on the wireless this morning. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 8, 12:20:59
  - really? Did he repeat his call for the BBC to stop reporting this story (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jul 8, 12:39:08
  - Come on Tim (n/m) (General Chat) - colincanary, Jul 8, 12:22:09
    - No. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 8, 12:22:23
      - Come on Andy. (n/m) (General Chat) - colincanary, Jul 8, 12:24:54
Good lord!! (General Chat) - CB41, Jul 7, 14:36:00
- I'd consider holding something rather different up for Emma Watson (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Jul 7, 14:38:04
  - Dickusexplodus (n/m) (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Jul 7, 15:58:16
  - Not anymore, she's far too old now. (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Jul 7, 14:39:01
    - lollo (General Chat) - pants, Jul 7, 15:03:22
      - I'm on an old school tip. (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Jul 7, 15:38:51
i don't watch the simpsons, never bought the guardian or times or news of the screws (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 7, 13:15:11
- I think the intention of many on here (General Chat) - norway, Jul 7, 13:34:04
  - not really though is it? (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 7, 13:45:16
    - Do people do such things with oranges ! (n/m) (General Chat) - ghostof barry butler, Jul 7, 13:49:24
      - Oh yes (General Chat) - Old Git, Jul 7, 13:55:49
        
        the lol bailey (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 7, 13:57:41
      - i was just guessing tbh. probably not an orange as it would be too big (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 7, 13:55:37
        
        There was the 'orange in the mouth with a pair of tights over the head' incident (n/m) (General Chat) - Adster, Jul 7, 13:59:36
    - If I was to be right serious about it. Should this Brooks woman be completely blasted (General Chat) - pants, Jul 7, 13:47:24
      - she's certainly the centre of mass for any slings and arrows at the moment (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 7, 13:53:32
      - She beat up Grant Mitchells once (General Chat) - Huge 5mal1, Jul 7, 13:53:12
        
        and she's ginger (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 7, 13:59:18
        
        Cunt. (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Jul 7, 14:37:52
        
        probably (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 7, 15:06:08
        
        Quick! (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Jul 7, 15:41:26
- It's all a bit like when I do an inappropriate gag innit. If one of the big boys on here (General Chat) - pants, Jul 7, 13:18:17
  - Poor ickle pantaloons (General Chat) - Old Git, Jul 7, 13:54:30
    - Who are the WOTB big boys? (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jul 7, 14:01:41
      - You invent a very amusing poster who only posts when a specific triggerword appears (General Chat) - Old Git, Jul 7, 14:05:48
        
        *sigh* (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jul 7, 14:10:04
        
        *rolls eyes* (General Chat) - Old Git, Jul 7, 14:11:54
      - I am (n/m) (General Chat) - Dandy Highburyman, Jul 7, 14:03:06
        
        If you feel the need to say that you are (General Chat) - Old Git, Jul 7, 14:06:21
        
        Double secret bluff (n/m) (General Chat) - Dandy Highburyman, Jul 7, 14:12:24
  - but this isn't inappropriate is it? (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 7, 13:21:31
    - "if the news of the world goes tits up" (General Chat) - Old Git, Jul 7, 13:53:22
    - mind you quite a few are aussies so they can just return home (General Chat) - pinkney, Jul 7, 13:27:18
      - didn't know that, they can fuck off back to woollermaloo then (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 7, 13:35:20
        
        And the Bungle Bungles. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 7, 13:39:51
        
        who or what are the bungle bungles? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 7, 13:46:06
        
        I always wanted to meet bungle, and have a nice cuddle (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jul 7, 13:40:28
        
        He would've fucked you like a rag doll. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Jul 7, 13:47:15
        
        *COFFEE SPLATTERED KEYBOARD LOL* (n/m) (General Chat) - norway, Jul 7, 14:11:45
        
        ^^^^^^^^^ Here also. (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Jul 7, 14:38:26
    - Is the edp owned by the US, our local rag is (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jul 7, 13:26:10
      - dunno (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 7, 13:29:29
        
        me neither (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jul 7, 13:31:54
        
        yeah, fuckem (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 7, 13:36:06
        
        They've resorted to product placement advertising in their news articles (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jul 7, 13:58:48
        
        ha ha, i was expecting.... (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 7, 14:02:46
        
        rolf (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jul 7, 14:06:46
      - No, locally owned (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jul 7, 13:28:24
  - Dunt blah (n/m) (General Chat) - WOTB_Big_Boy, Jul 7, 13:21:19
- Yes (n/m) (General Chat) - yellowman, Jul 7, 13:15:59
  - excellent (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 7, 13:16:14
    - Good (n/m) (General Chat) - yellowman, Jul 7, 13:18:28
      - don't mention it (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 7, 13:23:38
        
        I won't (General Chat) - yellowman, Jul 7, 13:28:01
        
        i respect your right to hold an opinion (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 7, 13:36:58
        
        and what? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jul 7, 13:42:24
        
        the small print (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 7, 13:47:15
Another reason why I love our signings and Lambert's philosophy... (NCFC) - Jim Nasium, Jul 7, 10:50:05
- I'm with Prately there. Why on Earth did the chairman say that? Would hack me off and make (NCFC) - megson, Jul 7, 12:29:52
- or his language skills (NCFC) - TransitVanBeethoven, Jul 7, 11:36:46
  - They skills (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Jul 7, 11:50:33
so how will a league 1 all stars team fair in the prem? (NCFC) - fond, Jul 7, 09:04:04
- If, And I Emphasise, IF, We Go Down Again... (NCFC) - Martin Peters, Jul 7, 09:24:01
  - Totally agree - in Lambert I ***REALLY*** do trust, and anyway .......... (NCFC) - Tressells Broadbrush, Jul 7, 10:09:24
- Out of interest, who do you have in mind? (NCFC) - mr chimp, Jul 7, 09:16:52
  - Tevez on a 1 day a week deal (n/m) (NCFC) - harry boulders, Jul 7, 10:15:02
  - Viera - 1 season deal (n/m) (NCFC) - DiscoDaleGordon, Jul 7, 09:34:29
    - Would much prefer to do it the way we're doing it (NCFC) - N1fty5iftyCity, Jul 7, 09:58:01
    - Fuck me. Really? (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 7, 09:43:55
      - Really. (NCFC) - DiscoDaleGordon, Jul 7, 09:58:46
        
        or it could go the other way (NCFC) - grimsbycanary3, Jul 7, 11:02:29
        
        You dont need a name barking orders, you need (NCFC) - DiscoDaleGordon, Jul 7, 11:06:10
        
        Any suggestions? (NCFC) - grimsbycanary3, Jul 7, 11:57:10
        
        There are negatives attached to every move (NCFC) - DiscoDaleGordon, Jul 7, 12:00:34
        
        If Lambert could find a player like that then brilliant (NCFC) - grimsbycanary3, Jul 7, 12:08:13
        
        Like Grant Holt? Or Andrew Crofts? Or Russell Martin? (n/m) (NCFC) - mr chimp, Jul 7, 11:17:47
        
        All experienced in klilling games/amking things happen/calming players (NCFC) - DiscoDaleGordon, Jul 7, 11:28:35
        
        Didn't we find out last time we were in the Prem that it is actually slower? (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Jul 7, 11:33:52
        
        Its about putting your foot on the ball and slowing the game down (NCFC) - DiscoDaleGordon, Jul 7, 11:37:36
      - No superstar big bollox journeymen with bags of Prem experience for me. (NCFC) - Jim Nasium, Jul 7, 09:50:57
  - maybe a central defender - one of the brum guys? (NCFC) - fond, Jul 7, 09:22:24
    - Dann is rated at about ?10m by Brum (NCFC) - mr chimp, Jul 7, 09:31:00
      - Lets not forget wages.......probably over twice as much as anyone at the club. (n/m) (NCFC) - usacanary, Jul 7, 15:46:04
- But this is the eternal paradox (NCFC) - Chalk Hill Bitter, Jul 7, 09:15:56
  - yep totally agree with that (n/m) (NCFC) - shoddy, Jul 7, 09:33:20
  - ^ This, relentlessly and vigorously (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 7, 09:19:50
    - He didn't mention Jessica Alba. (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Jul 7, 12:35:45
Oh, Anthony...... Pilkington, (NCFC) - Pixelman, Jul 6, 13:55:57
- Complicated by Avril's Ravine (NCFC) - pants, Jul 6, 14:02:36
  - Where as she can be arsed from anywhere. So i've heard. Allegedly. (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Jul 6, 14:38:15
    - stop it (n/m) (NCFC) - Pixelman, Jul 6, 14:51:56
My birthday today. The big four oh. Happy birthday me. (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jul 6, 08:08:05
- Happy Birthday (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Jul 6, 14:39:48
- Happy Birthday, you wonderful specimen. x (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Jul 6, 12:04:14
- hey! life begins today, you can confidently look forward to (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 6, 11:55:57
- Happy Bastard Birthday. (General Chat) - tudders, Jul 6, 11:54:47
- Happy birthday, hope you see a POOOOMMMER (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Jul 6, 09:42:12
  - cor, that'd be good (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jul 6, 10:10:59
- Enjoy your 69... (General Chat) - Dandy Highburyman, Jul 6, 09:10:36
  - I'm not sure they actually paid (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jul 6, 10:11:36
- many happy returns for your 50th (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Jul 6, 08:33:48
  - cheers Jumbo (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jul 6, 08:44:47
- Happy Birthday mate. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jul 6, 08:30:34
  - ta big man (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jul 6, 08:44:27
- Happy birthday! (n/m) (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Jul 6, 08:26:20
  - thanks JJ (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jul 6, 08:44:59
- Many Happy Returns! (General Chat) - dr fanta, Jul 6, 08:25:45
  - cheers (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jul 6, 08:44:09
- Happy birthday (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Man, Jul 6, 08:23:39
  - ta Old Man (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jul 6, 08:36:04
- Hippo Bathday. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 6, 08:14:06
  - me and you both (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jul 6, 08:15:21
    - I shall. I'm getting it with sleeve badgers. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 6, 09:37:23
- Happy birthday! (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Jul 6, 08:09:03
  - cheers Dubbers. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jul 6, 08:15:32
Anyone who buys the Sun or News of the World from today is a total cunt (General Chat) - Old Man, Jul 6, 07:57:35
- Don't call me a cunt!!! You Cunt!!!! (General Chat) - Norfolk un Way, Jul 6, 09:07:25
- they all do it though don't they (General Chat) - earlydoors, Jul 6, 08:47:06
  - Good. That's the point. Then perhaps we could get the media under control. (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Jul 6, 09:43:22
- "from today" ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 6, 07:59:07
  - Up to now they could have claimed ignorance - credibly, given the papers they were reading (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Man, Jul 6, 08:23:24
    - Our very own SCC has been tweeting Sun headlines... (General Chat) - Dandy Highburyman, Jul 6, 09:06:36
      - Just seen down there vvv... (General Chat) - Dandy Highburyman, Jul 6, 09:08:53
Late Kick Off next season, will we be on it? Do the other regional shows cover the Prem? (NCFC) - megson, Jul 5, 14:28:43
- I think it's just the football league. (NCFC) - Huge 5mal1, Jul 5, 14:39:21
- Possibly but unlikely to be from Norwich, wouldn't feature us or have Kevin Piper (NCFC) - Brandonio, Jul 5, 14:30:43
  - Do Look Easts have other studios that are able to host it? (n/m) (NCFC) - Huge 5mal1, Jul 5, 14:40:53
  - mates with Charles Runcie are you?? (n/m) (NCFC) - Rofl_Harris, Jul 5, 14:34:42
    - no (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, Jul 5, 14:41:18
      - check your source then pal (NCFC) - Rofl_Harris, Jul 5, 14:43:26
        
        will do pal (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, Jul 5, 14:45:19
So what is the point of the UN, and the costs of membership etc, when this kind of thing (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Jul 5, 12:50:48
- the point of the UN is that it's a global leader in corruption (Other Football) - Tombs, Jul 5, 13:12:14
  - The question would be under whose command they (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Jul 5, 13:15:49
    - joint responsibility yes but say the serbs had hosed down the entire dutch contingent with (Other Football) - Tombs, Jul 5, 13:29:00
      - Well they did hose a few down dint they ? Dunno if that was in (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Jul 5, 13:32:25
        
        Oh forget that. Only once casualty, and he was killed by a Bosnian (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Jul 5, 13:36:39
        
        probably a drunk driver then (Other Football) - Tombs, Jul 5, 13:40:01
        
        Hand grenade apparently (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Jul 5, 13:50:54
- you get a free monthly magazine and free gift when you join. (n/m) (Other Football) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 5, 13:09:07
- from that report alone, seems a very reasonable verdict. If they'd seen the obvious (Other Football) - megson, Jul 5, 12:56:17
  - Of course, and a Dutch government already fell some years ago because of it, but (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Jul 5, 13:03:53
    - and you don't absolve yourself of any responsibility for your own troops just because they (Other Football) - Tombs, Jul 5, 13:17:40
    - True Dat, reading this verdict its specific on the final 3 men though isn't it? (Other Football) - megson, Jul 5, 13:14:04
      - Yeah but those 3 basically opens up the rest to do the same. Don't mind (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Jul 5, 13:38:32
      - they would have been operating under strict rules of engagement (Other Football) - Tombs, Jul 5, 13:25:26
        
        That last bit is very true. Interesting piece from Wikipedia: (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Jul 5, 13:39:26
        
        Jesus, a fuck up all round then. (n/m) (Other Football) - megson, Jul 5, 14:17:50
CMS to join Brighton now. Odd one that. (Other Football) - Trent_Canary, Jul 4, 12:36:18
- I've never been to Brighton. (n/m) (Other Football) - colincanary, Jul 4, 12:49:40
  - you should - it's a lovely Town (ask SCC28) (n/m) (Other Football) - Jumbo1, Jul 4, 12:51:04
    - Blackpool with class ? (n/m) (Other Football) - colincanary, Jul 4, 12:53:00
      - They out of the bath for a dump (Other Football) - pants, Jul 4, 13:13:24
        
        *get* (Other Football) - pants, Jul 4, 13:15:08
        
        Come on Tim (n/m) (Other Football) - colincanary, Jul 4, 13:22:30
        
        Greg (n/m) (Other Football) - Jumbo1, Jul 4, 14:53:20
      - dunno, I've never been to Blackpool! (n/m) (Other Football) - Jumbo1, Jul 4, 12:56:03
        
        I live there and it's shite ! (n/m) (Other Football) - colincanary, Jul 4, 12:58:35
        
        lol (n/m) (Other Football) - Jumbo1, Jul 4, 12:59:14
    - yes, and lovely parks too, I last visited one of their parks after the 1984 fa cup (Other Football) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 4, 12:52:26
      - Was at that game to, goal was offside from what I remember (n/m) (Other Football) - essexcanary, Jul 4, 13:26:41
        
        and handball (n/m) (Other Football) - colincanary, Jul 4, 13:27:42
        
        yes, both. Brighton cunts. (n/m) (Other Football) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 4, 13:51:11
- that does seem strange (Other Football) - ghostof barry butler, Jul 4, 12:49:34
  - I feel for him a bit, seems he's been badly advised and screwed a bit by (Other Football) - megson, Jul 4, 12:52:22
    - Like we think of Lambert, if you were a Brighton fan (Other Football) - pants, Jul 4, 13:34:30
    - Agree, I have no animosity to him, think he was denied his move to us by Fat Baz. (n/m) (Other Football) - colincanary, Jul 4, 12:55:03
- Race?? Fuck off, more like "won the slight quick walk" (n/m) (Other Football) - megson, Jul 4, 12:39:59
Shameful (Other Football) - BerlinCanary, Jul 4, 12:13:36
- Checks and balances........ (Other Football) - usacanary, Jul 4, 18:36:26
- Thankfully these instances are few and far between (n/m) (Other Football) - UtterlyHuckerby, Jul 4, 13:59:53
- shameful yes (Other Football) - ghostof barry butler, Jul 4, 12:47:34
  - See how/when does that happen? I've not been herded like that for Donkeys Years. (Other Football) - megson, Jul 4, 12:53:29
    - Leeds match two seasons ago, Police lost it - regardless of age or wearing colours (Other Football) - Tressells Broadbrush, Jul 4, 14:28:00
    - The way I see it, is the way I always have approached football matches (Other Football) - pants, Jul 4, 12:56:42
      - anyway, in all seriousness. If you wear colours, or are known to part of a large (Other Football) - pants, Jul 4, 13:01:31
        
        thanks usa canary (Other Football) - Jumbo1, Jul 4, 13:02:17
        
        lollo (Other Football) - pants, Jul 4, 13:08:11
      - boom! (Other Football) - Jumbo1, Jul 4, 12:57:37
    - *Except Scum games. Even those are not THAT bad. (n/m) (Other Football) - megson, Jul 4, 12:55:26
      - but they did put some people onto trains even though they drove down there! (Other Football) - Jumbo1, Jul 4, 12:57:11
- Probably not. Real shame is it increases the them and us culture that's going (Other Football) - megson, Jul 4, 12:39:15
as no one else will do it..... (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Jul 4, 08:16:39
- Happy birthday Jumbo (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, Jul 4, 14:26:42
- happy 50th! (n/m) (General Chat) - Pixelman, Jul 4, 12:34:25
  - It was only 'funny' when it was Jafski's Buffday! (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Jul 4, 12:53:40
    - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jul 4, 13:17:49
- all the breast Jumbo (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jul 4, 10:46:42
- Happy Brithday from a fellow 4th July-er (General Chat) - Greeny, Jul 4, 10:06:54
  - Happy Buffday Greeny (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Jul 4, 10:50:15
- Happy 40th Fella./ (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Jul 4, 10:04:08
- FAO: Jumbo1 off of on of out of here. (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Jul 4, 09:55:15
- Happy 55th. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jul 4, 09:17:18
  - lol - catching up with you (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Jul 4, 09:26:18
  - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - Karnivore, Jul 4, 09:20:27
- Happy Birthday Jumbo (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jul 4, 09:08:09
- many happy returns (General Chat) - dr fanta, Jul 4, 09:04:18
- Happy bidet Jumberlator... (General Chat) - Dandy Highburyman, Jul 4, 09:02:15
- happy birthday to you! (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 4, 08:54:34
- haha - happy birthday (n/m) (General Chat) - Karnivore, Jul 4, 08:26:53
- happy birthday (n/m) (General Chat) - 1 5CC, Jul 4, 08:23:29
  - Many thanks for all the above best wishes - very unexpected! (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Jul 4, 10:04:17
WRATH Cricket game update. Can everyone confirm their best suit day for the game.... (General Chat) - DrDublin, Jul 2, 17:15:08
- 30th for me too (General Chat) - King, Jul 2, 18:24:45
- Neither for me!! 30th probably better, could do 6th maybe. (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Jul 2, 18:01:38
- 30th for me (General Chat) - Huge 5mal1, Jul 2, 17:28:14
  - lollers! I'm fussed as I need to sort kit and BBQ numbers with Pod!!! (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Jul 2, 17:30:51
- 30th July. What page? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Jul 2, 17:24:50
  - Here............. (General Chat) - DrDublin, Jul 2, 17:26:30
    - Ok cheers. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Jul 2, 17:31:27
      - :O) (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Jul 2, 17:32:23
POOOOOOOOOOOOOOMER! (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 2, 07:50:53
- Loud footsteps. That's a pretty shit poomer (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jul 2, 14:17:12
- Own up, who is HOOOOGEPOOOOOMER got to be Jafski (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Jul 2, 12:16:13
- Thats near to where I saw it (n/m) (General Chat) - Larry Hagman, Jul 2, 11:00:46
- Well that seals it then ! (General Chat) - Huge Small, Jul 2, 08:58:49
  - Yer right (n/m) (General Chat) - ghostof barry butler, Jul 2, 09:08:40
    - you can keep denying it..... (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Jul 2, 09:13:34
      - I will until someone produces a dead one or .... (General Chat) - ghostof barry butler, Jul 2, 09:29:03
- Thing is they are rather unlike Lions and don't really care for humans. Scared of them. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Jul 2, 08:53:23
  - Show us the paw prints (n/m) (General Chat) - Claygate_Canary, Jul 2, 08:55:47
    - you don't need to see elephant prints to know there's elephants in africa (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 2, 09:50:48
      - Where are they living though? Thee must be some sort of communal Pooma cave somewhere. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Jul 2, 09:54:34
        
        North of the A47 between Norwich and Acle (n/m) (General Chat) - Larry Hagman, Jul 2, 11:13:06
PoD Anyone? (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Jul 1, 15:41:28
- yes please (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 1, 15:42:05
  - Give me 30 mins, I'll work something out. (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Jul 1, 15:48:27
    - well? (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 1, 16:25:38
      - Tsk. They weren't keen on having the pub airlfited by a couple of Chinooks Tombs (General Chat) - megson, Jul 1, 16:48:57