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Can people please refrain from posting rumours regarding anyone's private life

Now orthodontists are closing (General Chat) - Augustus Pablo, Mar 18, 23:39:55
This FIFA tournament (NCFC) - duke of york, Mar 18, 23:16:37
- Can. You post a link up? (NCFC) - Adster, Mar 18, 23:35:33
  - Have a look at Leyton Orient’s Twitter (NCFC) - duke of york, Mar 18, 23:40:42
MWH has posted something funny and it’s time to close the wrath (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Mar 18, 23:12:48
- Buendia like assist from myself (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Mar 18, 23:19:22
  - one mildly amusing post from 10 years (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Mar 18, 23:23:39
    - Yep horrendous person (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Mar 18, 23:24:44
PM cheeselovers. (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Mar 18, 22:49:17
ffs nurseries are closing too (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Mar 18, 22:04:26
- Ffs, we haven't got all our veg seed yet (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Mar 18, 22:22:23
  - PMSL (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Mar 18, 22:29:20
  - Vvv ah vvv (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Mar 18, 22:28:43
- I only wanted a couple of Pyracantha for the bloody border. (n/m) (General Chat) - Men without hats, Mar 18, 22:05:45
  - Lol (n/m) (General Chat) - Augustus Pablo, Mar 18, 22:21:57
  - more of this (n/m) (General Chat) - CWC, Mar 18, 22:16:19
    - yep his first ever non political reply to me (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Mar 18, 22:17:21
      - might have meant the NI border (n/m) (General Chat) - CWC, Mar 18, 22:29:08
      - Blub (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 18, 22:19:23
        
        Was praising him (General Chat) - SCC 28, Mar 18, 22:20:29
        
        Blub (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 18, 22:24:18
  - Don't get it (n/m) (General Chat) - Agatha Fisty, Mar 18, 22:13:10
  - back of the net (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 18, 22:08:28
  - Top wrathing (n/m) (General Chat) - pinkney, Mar 18, 22:07:21
  - Ha ha (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 18, 22:06:02
Better Call Saul. Top draw. (General Chat) - Chris Peacock, Mar 18, 21:55:15
- Just watching episode 1 of new series (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Mar 18, 22:31:56
- I'm enjoying Avenue 5 (General Chat) - Huge Small, Mar 18, 22:09:22
- Also Curb series 10 has been exceptional. 30 minutes of escapism every week. (n/m) (General Chat) - Trent_Canary, Mar 18, 21:58:43
  - Yes it’s been great. Not too many things make me literally LOL like Curb. (General Chat) - Adster, Mar 18, 22:15:39
- Glad I still haven’t got around to watching it (General Chat) - SCC 28, Mar 18, 21:58:27
- Drawer (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 18, 21:57:09
  - easy tiger (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 18, 22:03:05
    - Good point, well made (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 18, 22:05:37
      - absolutely (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 18, 22:06:52
        
        I am justly rebuked (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 18, 22:10:18
        
        ha, i really don't understand politics or political obsessives anyway (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 18, 22:24:42
  - lol (General Chat) - Chris Peacock, Mar 18, 21:59:36
Sense of foreboding (Coronavirus) - Jester, Mar 18, 21:54:54
- Plan ahead.Basically risk assess trips out,contact with others and then (Coronavirus) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 18, 22:16:31
- I'm getting less concerned by the day which is completely wrong. (Coronavirus) - Men without hats, Mar 18, 22:04:55
Prince Philip gone? And lockdown Tuesday? (n/m) (General Chat) - jackamo, Mar 18, 21:35:30
- Spitting image classic (General Chat) - pinkney, Mar 18, 21:54:48
- No and maybe (n/m) (General Chat) - Duck, Mar 18, 21:49:13
All games to be played behind closed doors at 3 neutral grounds probably in the midlands (Other Football) - Jumbo1, Mar 18, 21:06:50
- The premier league would play over dead bodies if they had to (Other Football) - wolfio, Mar 18, 22:21:58
- EFL been really ramping up the pressure today. Is the EFL chief executive not ex Leeds? (Other Football) - Jim, Mar 18, 21:40:12
  - Yea their fans hate him (n/m) (Other Football) - loz, Mar 18, 21:41:03
- No. pathetic. (n/m) (Other Football) - shoddy, Mar 18, 21:37:21
- Plus sky giving option to pause subscription (Other Football) - pinkney, Mar 18, 21:36:59
- Breaking? (Other Football) - Duck, Mar 18, 21:35:52
  - 😂 (n/m) (Other Football) - Jumbo1, Mar 18, 21:38:17
- why would you play at 3 neutral venues? (Other Football) - CWC, Mar 18, 21:33:42
- When TV millions are more important than life. Wow. (n/m) (Other Football) - Tony Martin, Mar 18, 21:32:55
- I tell you what, 90 games in say 10-14 days, half the nation stuck indoors, god this’ll (Other Football) - Augustus Pablo, Mar 18, 21:32:54
- can't believe it'll happen myself (n/m) (Other Football) - Worzel Scrimmage, Mar 18, 21:32:20
- Goals are bigger than doors (n/m) (Other Football) - Agatha Fisty, Mar 18, 21:27:20
  - good point - the elephant in the room. Hang on, how did that elephant get in here? (n/m) (Other Football) - Skeleton Bob, Mar 18, 21:29:18
    - He had the Armani code (n/m) (Other Football) - Agatha Fisty, Mar 18, 21:30:58
- Whaaaaaaat?! (n/m) (Other Football) - Garry Brooke, Mar 18, 21:24:47
- How can they play all the matches in just 3 grounds? How many matches left,90? (n/m) (Other Football) - Augustus Pablo, Mar 18, 21:23:16
  - Multiball (n/m) (Other Football) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Mar 18, 21:30:32
  - By osmosis (n/m) (Other Football) - Huge Small, Mar 18, 21:26:29
  - Same way as you eat an elephant (n/m) (Other Football) - Jumbo1, Mar 18, 21:25:52
  - Play them one after another (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 28, Mar 18, 21:24:42
    - So 3 per day, per ground for 10 days? The pitches would be like cinder (n/m) (Other Football) - Augustus Pablo, Mar 18, 21:30:38
- Sounds like a total non starter will be void eventually (n/m) (Other Football) - loz, Mar 18, 21:19:47
  - Issues with getting money from broadcasters tho (Other Football) - SCC 28, Mar 18, 21:21:25
    - Everyone can tighten their belts a bit surely... (Other Football) - loz, Mar 18, 21:25:55
      - After months of house arrest (Other Football) - SCC 28, Mar 18, 21:42:51
    - what issues? (Other Football) - CWC, Mar 18, 21:24:19
      - Yeah seems unlikely tbf (Other Football) - SCC 28, Mar 18, 21:34:17
  - What happens if we have the teams in self isolation (Other Football) - pinkney, Mar 18, 21:20:41
    - Temporary waivers of the 25 squad rule? Call up U21s? (Other Football) - CWC, Mar 18, 21:23:16
      - Yep we have to look after ourselves to a degree (n/m) (Other Football) - loz, Mar 18, 21:37:41
      - Brady and the Bongo Barons will surely be kicking up a big stink. (n/m) (Other Football) - Huge Small, Mar 18, 21:31:47
- so Norwich have to travel and Villa can all go home (n/m) (Other Football) - Kar1, Mar 18, 21:14:52
  - we live in uncharted times so we have to adapt (n/m) (Other Football) - Tombs, Mar 18, 21:17:07
    - But the midlands ffs (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 28, Mar 18, 21:19:33
      - think they'll just stop the season as is and pay off the relegated clubs handsomely (Other Football) - Tombs, Mar 18, 21:25:40
        
        23 (n/m) (Other Football) - Tombs, Mar 18, 21:26:48
        
        22 if you exclude play off teams (n/m) (Other Football) - loz, Mar 18, 21:29:40
        
        More likely to compensate champ promotion clubs in that scenario? (n/m) (Other Football) - loz, Mar 18, 21:26:45
        
        compensate both then (Other Football) - Tombs, Mar 18, 21:28:53
- Confirmed where? (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 28, Mar 18, 21:13:54
  - Unconfirmed but reliable ketchup, more news tomorrow (n/m) (Other Football) - Jumbo1, Mar 18, 21:14:47
    - Well yeah looks likely that’s the plan (Other Football) - SCC 28, Mar 18, 21:16:00
      - dettol (n/m) (Other Football) - Tombs, Mar 18, 21:16:22
- All televised, (n/m) (Other Football) - Jumbo1, Mar 18, 21:13:51
  - and it's live (n/m) (Other Football) - Tombs, Mar 18, 21:14:26
- FFS! (n/m) (Other Football) - Huge Small, Mar 18, 21:13:04
- Sauce? (n/m) (Other Football) - duke of york, Mar 18, 21:12:57
  - They don’t meet until tomorrow (Other Football) - SCC 28, Mar 18, 21:14:31
- really that’s just poor in my opinion (n/m) (Other Football) - pinkney, Mar 18, 21:12:25
- we're in the midlands (Other Football) - Tombs, Mar 18, 21:09:39
PM: OG (General Chat) - CB41, Mar 18, 20:58:32
- Fascinating, thanks (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 18, 21:11:12
Hey Nationwide, your adverts make me want to strangle 206 kittens (n/m) (General Chat) - Agatha Fisty, Mar 18, 20:30:33
- They make me want to commit genocide (n/m) (General Chat) - inutero, Mar 18, 20:46:47
  - That's okay, you're basically Noah doing God's work (n/m) (General Chat) - Agatha Fisty, Mar 18, 20:48:34
- Feel free (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Mar 18, 20:46:34
  - I had to stop cos they block the toilet (n/m) (General Chat) - Agatha Fisty, Mar 18, 20:47:56
    - Mince them smaller (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Mar 18, 20:48:43
      - With the space i might sling a few in a sock and (General Chat) - Agatha Fisty, Mar 18, 20:51:38
        
        Makes sense (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Mar 18, 20:53:01
        
        thread of the day (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 18, 21:00:30
Hey kids, no school, nanas gonna take you swimming (General Chat) - Agatha Fisty, Mar 18, 20:26:54
- Hahaha (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Mar 18, 20:45:05
- Lolf (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Mar 18, 20:28:01
  - Well if im not supposed to go to my local (General Chat) - Agatha Fisty, Mar 18, 20:32:19
When do you reckon you’ll next buy bog roll? (General Chat) - duke of york, Mar 18, 20:26:37
- I use wet wipes. (n/m) (General Chat) - Trent_Canary, Mar 18, 21:54:00
- Went in B&Q last week and they were stacked floor (General Chat) - Old Splat, Mar 18, 21:02:59
  - None left when I went to get paint a couple of days ago (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Mar 18, 21:11:20
    - you've got TWO MONTHS supply fgs! (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 18, 21:15:59
      - I didn’t have any at the time... (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Mar 18, 21:38:13
        
        Well, a couple of rolls (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Mar 18, 21:38:24
      - wow, that's a lot of painting (n/m) (General Chat) - CWC, Mar 18, 21:25:28
        
        why have people got two MONTHS stock of bog roll? (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 18, 21:36:50
        
        I didn’t buy it, the Mrs did (General Chat) - duke of york, Mar 18, 21:37:45
        
        but, why? (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 18, 21:40:19
        
        I tell you what,if there was a woman Prime Minister we'd DEFINITELY have been (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 18, 21:50:24
        
        I’m guesstimating (General Chat) - duke of york, Mar 18, 21:42:44
        
        no problems really, just seems excessive but it's just bog roll (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 18, 21:50:24
        
        Indeed (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Mar 18, 21:55:03
  - They'll be like loom bands and fidget spinners in weeks to come (n/m) (General Chat) - Agatha Fisty, Mar 18, 21:05:54
- Waitrose bringing some Saturday. Not a lot, enough (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Mar 18, 21:00:20
- I've been panic buying bog roll all my life (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Mar 18, 20:52:34
  - nice supplier. bookmarked. (n/m) (General Chat) - CWC, Mar 18, 20:59:19
- Im borrowing it off my mum because people in general (General Chat) - Agatha Fisty, Mar 18, 20:41:50
  - hope she doesn't want it back #coronarisk (n/m) (General Chat) - CWC, Mar 18, 20:45:28
  - Borrowing ? so when finished with you are handing it back! (n/m) (General Chat) - Kar1, Mar 18, 20:45:14
  - I've got 4 rolls now because i only need less than one a week, why? (General Chat) - Agatha Fisty, Mar 18, 20:44:09
    - That's one more than I've got....I'm gunna tear those fucking books apart! (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 18, 20:59:14
      - Can't beat a good toilet book (n/m) (General Chat) - Agatha Fisty, Mar 18, 21:06:30
    - You must have more skids in your pants (General Chat) - JoeyDeacon, Mar 18, 20:50:37
  - Try the corner shops and the more obscure places (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Mar 18, 20:43:05
    - Lol 😂 (n/m) (General Chat) - pinkney, Mar 18, 20:49:40
    - I've order three packs of cock pasta from Lovehoney.co.uk (General Chat) - Agatha Fisty, Mar 18, 20:45:46
      - Yes (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Mar 18, 20:51:52
- Going to Asda when they open 6am (General Chat) - SCC 28, Mar 18, 20:40:54
- I usually have a couple of months' worth, but I could live without (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Mar 18, 20:29:35
  - Mmm you have well tanned left hand play a lot of golf? (n/m) (General Chat) - pinkney, Mar 18, 20:33:08
  - Will bump elbows next time you’re over ! (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Mar 18, 20:30:48
    - you didn't mind giving my fingers a proper sucking last time (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Mar 18, 20:41:08
  - Have you trimmed those fingernails recently though... (n/m) (General Chat) - promethian1, Mar 18, 20:30:34
    - jet spray on the shower head and newspaper are plenty good enough (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Mar 18, 20:34:40
      - a quick nibble on the fingernails afterwards of course (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Mar 18, 20:35:23
- Hanging is too good for you (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Mar 18, 20:28:30
  - What has wearing no kecks got to do with it? (n/m) (General Chat) - Agatha Fisty, Mar 18, 20:49:39
  - They had 19 pallets of the stuff at Lathams (General Chat) - duke of york, Mar 18, 20:44:50
- Well it would've been yesterday.... (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 18, 20:27:40
In these hard times, The bulk looting of American establishments should be encouraged (Coronavirus) - emmaroyds, Mar 18, 20:17:41
- as much as i dislike corporations not paying tax (Coronavirus) - ghostof barry butler, Mar 18, 21:40:53
- I hope Trump gets it and croaks (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Agatha Fisty, Mar 18, 20:22:35
- Fascinating interview from Bill Ackman today a financier (Coronavirus) - SeattleSounders, Mar 18, 20:20:25
+++ 150 Wrathers online +++ (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, Mar 18, 20:13:31
- 2m apart (n/m) (General Chat) - Agatha Fisty, Mar 18, 20:21:58
  - Eating pot noodles (n/m) (General Chat) - pinkney, Mar 18, 20:33:59
  - clutching bog roll (n/m) (General Chat) - promethian1, Mar 18, 20:23:30
Today I switched all the labels around on the herbs and spices to annoy the mrs... (General Chat) - Pixelman, Mar 18, 20:10:34
- :O) (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Mar 18, 20:36:46
- You’re such a dill and no wise sage but that was a mint effort (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Mar 18, 20:27:48
Has it occurred to any London wrathers (Coronavirus) - paulg, Mar 18, 20:09:48
- No. (Coronavirus) - 51eve, Mar 18, 21:11:09
- Thought about it (Coronavirus) - Charles21, Mar 18, 21:01:59
- .... (Coronavirus) - CB41, Mar 18, 20:45:11
- No. Definitely don't want to go and stay with either of our sets of parents (Coronavirus) - Kangol Canary, Mar 18, 20:14:41
  - Same for me (Coronavirus) - Timmy_Goat, Mar 18, 21:24:47
  - ^womble (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Jumbo1, Mar 18, 20:16:41
    - I grew up near Wimbledon Common but not there now (Coronavirus) - Kangol Canary, Mar 18, 20:28:36
      - Mitcham? (n/m) (Coronavirus) - 51eve, Mar 18, 21:11:48
- look normal was on about it tonight (Coronavirus) - emmaroyds, Mar 18, 20:13:16
  - Congrats on them making it worse. (n/m) (Coronavirus) - SeattleSounders, Mar 18, 20:15:52
    - Vmt (n/m) (Coronavirus) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 18, 20:22:17
- Absolutely worst thing to do. The spread of this has a lot (Coronavirus) - SeattleSounders, Mar 18, 20:12:30
  - What like cup quarter finals? (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Winged Eel Creosote, Mar 18, 20:13:19
    - 5th rounds you mean? (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Charles21, Mar 18, 21:03:33
    - I wouldn't go that far,they're normally quite hygienic affairs. (n/m) (Coronavirus) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 18, 20:26:34
    - Idiots going on spring break onto crowded beaches then (Coronavirus) - SeattleSounders, Mar 18, 20:14:39
It's so eerliy quiet out there even your trumps echo... (n/m) (General Chat) - bowfront1, Mar 18, 20:05:50
- Stop hanging around in station arches waiting for garry (n/m) (General Chat) - pinkney, Mar 18, 20:08:23
There will be some list of national heroes to be decorated when this is done (Coronavirus) - Under soil heating, Mar 18, 19:59:40
- What do they want, a medal? (Coronavirus) - CWC, Mar 18, 20:22:10
- Yeah I was going to say the same.👍🙂👏 (n/m) (Coronavirus) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 18, 20:19:00
- Shout out to social workers (Coronavirus) - Drurys Left Nut, Mar 18, 20:08:03
  - Big time! 👍 (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Under soil heating, Mar 18, 20:08:38
    - here here (n/m) (Coronavirus) - promethian1, Mar 18, 20:18:49
- The Tories will take all the credit (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Agatha Fisty, Mar 18, 20:04:45
- I bet supermarket delivèry drivers could never have (Coronavirus) - CB41, Mar 18, 20:01:37
It's pretty scary now, well I'm scared - depending on my anxiety levels. (General Chat) - shoddy, Mar 18, 19:54:37
- I have wobbles. Was having one earlier today so stopped looking at the news, went (General Chat) - Jim, Mar 18, 21:43:30
- Remember it can never be as bad as when Croft’s got player of the season (n/m) (General Chat) - pinkney, Mar 18, 20:07:10
  - or when Whittaker played in midfield (n/m) (General Chat) - Pixelman, Mar 18, 20:11:32
    - Steve Walsh (n/m) (General Chat) - Ben, Mar 18, 20:53:56
    - that was a golden age compared to the late 90s (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Mar 18, 20:17:20
- tell me about it (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Mar 18, 20:00:24
- it really is (n/m) (General Chat) - Adster, Mar 18, 19:56:59
- The restrictions? (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Mar 18, 19:56:40
- Is it true if you want to go out you have to sign and date a bit of paper in case you get (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Mar 18, 19:56:35
  - What do you do if you dont have a printer? (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Mar 18, 19:59:03
    - you’d use your quill on parchment grandad (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Mar 18, 20:00:34
      - Innit bruv. (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 18, 20:18:26
      - Already used both to wipe my arse (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Mar 18, 20:02:50
Ok so how am i meant to run a special school witb no staff? (General Chat) - Joe Strimmer, Mar 18, 19:38:26
- CPA? (n/m) (General Chat) - promethian1, Mar 18, 19:40:16
Just been to Shop, want to swap my Paracetamol, Toilet roll and hand gel (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Mar 18, 19:36:59
- Where's Noel Edmonds when you need him? (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 18, 19:48:16
  - Stealing Paul McCartney's milk (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Mar 18, 20:21:21
  - Lurking Outside Lloyd's saying I’m poor (n/m) (General Chat) - pinkney, Mar 18, 20:04:30
  - Bristol (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Mar 18, 19:58:32
  - Banging Mr Blobby behind KFC (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, Mar 18, 19:51:08
  - Crinkly Bottom (n/m) (General Chat) - Augustus Pablo, Mar 18, 19:50:13
    - I ironed it this morning (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Mar 18, 19:59:06
- I’ve got Kerplunk, Crossfire and an Evel Knievel, will that do? (n/m) (General Chat) - Augustus Pablo, Mar 18, 19:48:01
  - Tempted as I always wanted the evil knievel (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Mar 18, 19:58:17
    - Shows how fucking useless they are. At least (General Chat) - CB41, Mar 18, 20:04:56
      - Shitarse (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Mar 18, 20:40:55
Saw Grant Hanley in Moorish today.Quite funny, four of us ordered then stood at a safe (NCFC) - Augustus Pablo, Mar 18, 19:19:59
- I went in there today. (NCFC) - lurd, Mar 18, 19:40:33
  - They’re good at the they? I liked them in pittas but like them even more now they are in (NCFC) - Augustus Pablo, Mar 18, 19:46:08
    - They're bloody good. Especially with the extra free falafel at the moment... (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Mar 18, 19:52:32
- that would have been funny missed opportunity (n/m) (NCFC) - pinkney, Mar 18, 19:22:48
- Girl (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Mar 18, 19:21:24
Rumour that a senior Royal has passed away (General Chat) - maidstoneyellow, Mar 18, 18:57:36
- It happened in a pizza express in Woking (n/m) (General Chat) - Dajpun, Mar 18, 20:41:01
  - Go Surrey (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Mar 18, 20:50:49
- Hope it’s not me (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Mar 18, 19:42:24
  - He said senior (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Mar 18, 19:43:23
    - He iz w8ll ld tho bruv. (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 18, 20:15:21
      - Innit (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Mar 18, 20:51:10
    - Sit down Yorkie (n/m) (General Chat) - maidstoneyellow, Mar 18, 19:49:03
    - Ouch (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Mar 18, 19:44:23
- ...... (General Chat) - Trent_Canary, Mar 18, 19:28:55
- number 1 on this list.... (General Chat) - Pixelman, Mar 18, 19:26:31
  - Vera Lynn... hasnt she died a few times already? (n/m) (General Chat) - promethian1, Mar 18, 19:31:04
    - she's a repeat off-ender (n/m) (General Chat) - Pixelman, Mar 18, 19:43:45
- wow, 2020 is going in with zero lube (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 18, 19:24:55
- Ive seen it on Twitter but theres no details (n/m) (General Chat) - Mingemaster, Mar 18, 19:18:35
  - 😂 (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 18, 19:23:09
    - 😎 (n/m) (General Chat) - Mingemaster, Mar 18, 19:29:30
- Based on a quote from the 80s (General Chat) - eadie2001, Mar 18, 19:10:16
  - Thatcher? (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 18, 19:30:56
- Fuck hope not as more bloody work for me! (n/m) (General Chat) - um_gah, Mar 18, 19:07:09
  - undertaker? (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Mar 18, 19:10:43
    - I wish! (General Chat) - um_gah, Mar 18, 19:11:51
      - My Garry has lots of mates (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Mar 18, 19:22:13
- Why Lord, why? (General Chat) - Winged Eel Creosote, Mar 18, 19:06:08
- next few days...? Phil will start to smell a bit by then. (n/m) (General Chat) - promethian1, Mar 18, 19:02:16
  - Nah, they’ve bumped Andrew off (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Mar 18, 19:25:44
- Where’d you read this then? (n/m) (General Chat) - paddonwasjesus, Mar 18, 19:01:46
  - trending on twitter, not confirmed (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Mar 18, 19:05:56
- it never rains, it pours (General Chat) - Charles21, Mar 18, 19:00:42
- Andrew? (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Mar 18, 18:59:55
- That rumour surfaces approximately 9 times a year (n/m) (General Chat) - Adster, Mar 18, 18:59:08
- Phil? (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Mar 18, 18:58:55
  - Yes, guess we will see if true soon enough (n/m) (General Chat) - maidstoneyellow, Mar 18, 19:02:59
The current measures won’t work (Coronavirus) - duke of york, Mar 18, 18:40:17
- They will work to a significant degree but not entirely I agree. Having said that (Coronavirus) - Jim, Mar 18, 21:44:19
- I tend to agree,but I'd say because of their previous miscalculations we are probably (Coronavirus) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 18, 19:37:17
  - Yeah, it’s a bloody nightmare and not suggesting it’s easy at all (n/m) (Coronavirus) - duke of york, Mar 18, 19:38:48
    - Hard for Italy to maintain it (Coronavirus) - SCC 28, Mar 18, 19:59:43
- have twice had to go to the pharmacy the last 2 days (Coronavirus) - Charles21, Mar 18, 19:02:17
  - Mine was empty. If I have to go near people I'm keeping my helmet on and taking (Coronavirus) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 18, 19:30:01
  - 80 year old MIL was still planning to get the bus for a 10 mile trip to the shops (Coronavirus) - Jumbo1, Mar 18, 19:29:48
  - feel your pain bro (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Tombs, Mar 18, 19:24:18
- They model it that around 30% will ignore (Coronavirus) - SCC 28, Mar 18, 18:47:33
  - It will lessen it for sure, but not stamp it out (Coronavirus) - duke of york, Mar 18, 18:48:46
    - S Korea is generally is typically compliant Asian society. (n/m) (Coronavirus) - promethian1, Mar 18, 18:55:14
      - We generally are too - where it's the law (Coronavirus) - CWC, Mar 18, 19:12:06
      - Yeah was thinking that like Japan (Coronavirus) - SCC 28, Mar 18, 18:57:18
- we've had stricter measures than the UK here for a week and people mostly ignored them (Coronavirus) - Worzel Scrimmage, Mar 18, 18:45:31
  - Is that country wide Worz, or just in cities. (Coronavirus) - CB41, Mar 18, 19:03:44
    - probably just cities in practical terms (Coronavirus) - Worzel Scrimmage, Mar 18, 19:07:50
  - They should declare a national emergency here and put the Army on the streets (Coronavirus) - Tombs, Mar 18, 18:49:01
    - Call up the Vets to enforce it..... Already feeling the pin between my teeth. (n/m) (Coronavirus) - promethian1, Mar 18, 19:00:31
      - fuck that romeo oscar (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Tombs, Mar 18, 19:09:07
        
        We could set up arcs of fire around Sainsburys, from the looting hordes... (Coronavirus) - promethian1, Mar 18, 19:15:36
        
        if black friday fisticuffs over flat-screen tv is a combat indicator then (Coronavirus) - Tombs, Mar 18, 19:19:56
        
        steady on (Coronavirus) - CWC, Mar 18, 20:28:10
        
        ha ha (n/m) (Coronavirus) - shoddy, Mar 18, 20:29:23
    - lets be honest if this goes on for a few months people will get bored and try to get it (Coronavirus) - pinkney, Mar 18, 18:56:30
      - have had the virus - argh (n/m) (Coronavirus) - pinkney, Mar 18, 18:57:38
  - Sadly that’s what it will probably take (n/m) (Coronavirus) - duke of york, Mar 18, 18:47:53
    - Not much danger of us getting bored of that (Coronavirus) - SCC 28, Mar 18, 18:49:20
- I mean “decent” as in a large minority, not decent people! (n/m) (Coronavirus) - duke of york, Mar 18, 18:42:24
How is everybody feeling? (Coronavirus) - Thegelman, Mar 18, 18:32:27
- Full of piss and vinegar (n/m) (Coronavirus) - MIKEWALKER, Mar 18, 19:34:19
  - are you sweet on a green-eyed girl? (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Monty Peculiar, Mar 18, 20:56:50
- Knackered. So pretty normal really. (n/m) (Coronavirus) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 18, 19:25:07
- Meh... still have a temperature . Still in bed. (Coronavirus) - paddonwasjesus, Mar 18, 19:01:05
  - Check. Me too brother. (Coronavirus) - Under soil heating, Mar 18, 19:38:29
    - second week is supposed to be the worst if you have it. Take care (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Worzel Scrimmage, Mar 18, 21:26:49
    - You’re doomed, buddy, better make a will quick (Coronavirus) - Old Git, Mar 18, 21:25:24
Fucking old people not taking the virus seriously !!!!! (Coronavirus) - CB41, Mar 18, 18:30:49
- 🇩🇰 (Coronavirus) - Tombs, Mar 18, 18:45:43
  - Cajones on her,brave as a lioness. (n/m) (Coronavirus) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 18, 19:26:19
  - That's impressive (n/m) (Coronavirus) - promethian1, Mar 18, 18:58:06
    - Impressed the tits off me (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Tombs, Mar 18, 18:58:58
  - Yep, twats and saints pretty evenly spread across all age groups (Coronavirus) - CB41, Mar 18, 18:52:52
I'M GOING TO SELF ISOLATE AT PAUL'S HOUSE (General Chat) - Agatha Fisty, Mar 18, 18:06:12
- If you let it move onto the Glasgow version!!!...... (General Chat) - DrDublin, Mar 18, 18:08:12
- He’s got air freshener but no paper. Still going? (n/m) (General Chat) - Ben, Mar 18, 18:07:34
Anyway, what's everyone having for Din din's? (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Mar 18, 17:50:59
- couscous salad and chicken (n/m) (General Chat) - promethian1, Mar 18, 19:35:23
- Baked potato, peas and vegan sausages (n/m) (General Chat) - Kev, Mar 18, 19:25:55
- I cooked a batch of pork special fried rice. (General Chat) - shoddy, Mar 18, 19:00:51
- Dirty kebab made with Vivera greek kebab 'meat' garlic & chilli sauce, cucumber & salad in (General Chat) - Wild Edric, Mar 18, 18:51:00
- Meatballs. (n/m) (General Chat) - Men without hats, Mar 18, 18:50:47
- beans and rice (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Mar 18, 18:32:25
  - As long as you have plenty of gin and wine (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Mar 18, 18:38:17
    - I've been upping my beer stock gradually over the last few weeks. (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Mar 18, 18:42:42
      - you be careful😜 (General Chat) - ghostof barry butler, Mar 18, 19:26:05
      - but fun for the first few hours (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Mar 18, 18:58:13
      - "Death by beer" - sounds messy (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Mar 18, 18:56:20
- Stir fry (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Mar 18, 18:31:31
- Hot dogs ibread and butter,chicken leg,crisps diet cewk. (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 18, 18:30:39
  - Jubbly!! (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Mar 18, 18:35:08
- Toasted sausage sarni and cheap raspberry flavoured yoghurt (n/m) (General Chat) - Saucerer, Mar 18, 18:29:14
- Japanese curry (General Chat) - Jester, Mar 18, 18:16:13
  - That sounds fab. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Mar 18, 18:18:47
- Organic salmon en croute or organic fillet steak (General Chat) - Timmy_Goat, Mar 18, 18:07:41
  - M&S had decent stock (General Chat) - SCC 28, Mar 18, 18:12:07
  - about 3-4 months I reckon (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Mar 18, 18:10:46
- Nothing left in sainsburys (General Chat) - Charles21, Mar 18, 18:06:24
- Just been to Tesco... looks like not a lot! (General Chat) - Worthing Yellow, Mar 18, 17:59:43
  - i went to tescos to get my tea as well... we are having (General Chat) - ghostof barry butler, Mar 18, 18:06:18
    - Light and colourful... yum! (n/m) (General Chat) - Worthing Yellow, Mar 18, 18:17:34
  - It’s a scandal (General Chat) - SCC 28, Mar 18, 18:05:07
    - Old couple with 10 (TEN) pints of milk today at sainsburys (General Chat) - Charles21, Mar 18, 18:07:24
      - you can freeze milk.... (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Mar 18, 18:12:43
        
        Does this virus stop cows producing? (General Chat) - SCC 28, Mar 18, 18:18:00
        
        you think production and supply chains are all going to operate normally? (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Mar 18, 18:24:50
        
        Enough to get everyone milk yes (General Chat) - SCC 28, Mar 18, 18:35:13
        
        it's not, but I think it's fair to expect that things will work a lot slower than usual (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Mar 18, 18:41:33
        
        Hopefully everyone will have hoarded enough soon (General Chat) - SCC 28, Mar 18, 18:44:56
        
        just got to hope some existing drug or combination of drugs can work as a cure (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Mar 18, 18:47:43
      - Should be armed police to shoot on sight (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Mar 18, 18:08:11
        
        Then stick em on the meat counter (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Mar 18, 18:09:21
  - It's a chocolate fest! (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Mar 18, 18:01:30
Perhaps those 'unskilled' workers can stay a little longer. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Mar 18, 17:27:20
- Hope this crisis has a similar effect to WW2 in making this country more (General Chat) - Skeleton Bob, Mar 18, 18:22:54
Just back from the city centre.... (NCFC) - Larry Hagman, Mar 18, 17:19:33
- I’m so glad my daughter got two chickens for Christmas (n/m) (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Mar 18, 19:09:47
  - They'll have gone off by now (n/m) (NCFC) - Pixelman, Mar 18, 19:37:25
- Cough doesn't mean you have the virus, NHS direct state you can leave the house after 7 da (NCFC) - city_lad, Mar 18, 18:35:42
- farm shops = eggs (NCFC) - Tombs, Mar 18, 17:30:27
- Who would you want to play you in the film adaption of (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Mar 18, 17:28:43
  - Billy Bleach. (n/m) (NCFC) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 18, 17:35:53
    - Role cast. No further auditions. (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Mar 18, 17:44:39
  - *adaptation (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Mar 18, 17:29:51
Schools in England shut from Friday afternoon (Coronavirus) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 18, 17:19:20
- Stood watching with 20 pupils. They went silent as announced. Poor kids. (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Tony Martin, Mar 18, 17:54:54
- As a special school treat, all exams have been cancelled (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Mar 18, 17:32:40
- Abit harsh to make them work from the hospital. (n/m) (Coronavirus) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 18, 17:22:15
- Scrampton Jnr Snr just gave a 'yay' (Coronavirus) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 18, 17:21:11
  - i've been behind enemy lines so you don't have to. on a looting sortie (Coronavirus) - Tombs, Mar 18, 17:38:32
    - POTD, right there. Take a bow. (n/m) (Coronavirus) - CWC, Mar 18, 17:41:38
      - nothing to with me guv, i just nicked it (Coronavirus) - Tombs, Mar 18, 17:51:21
        
        Sgt Tea leaf...😃😃 (n/m) (Coronavirus) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 18, 17:54:24
        
        well, when in rome (Coronavirus) - Tombs, Mar 18, 18:23:45
        
        Chairs for that Mr Tombs, just shared it on FB, lot's of people need that kind of resource (n/m) (Coronavirus) - DrDublin, Mar 18, 18:41:07
        
        the edu links? yer welcome (Coronavirus) - Tombs, Mar 18, 18:51:01
    - direct linky (Coronavirus) - Tombs, Mar 18, 17:40:14
      - Wow - top posting Mr Tomblander. I fucking glad you are back on here. (n/m) (Coronavirus) - shoddy, Mar 18, 19:07:26
        
        no problem. i think there should be more of this sort of thing, look out for peeps (Coronavirus) - Tombs, Mar 18, 19:17:31
      - Fantastic stuff 👍 cheers tombs (Coronavirus) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 18, 18:13:47
        
        you are welcome, good luck the scramptons (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Tombs, Mar 18, 18:28:33
  - Ours are now whinging that tomorrow isn't Monday (n/m) (Coronavirus) - CWC, Mar 18, 17:38:03
  - no exams this academic year (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 18, 17:26:12
And the winner of the social distancing world championship is (Coronavirus) - Tombs, Mar 18, 17:13:37
- Steady there fella (n/m) (Coronavirus) - atlcanary, Mar 18, 17:37:18
- I'm going to socially distance from this link (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Charles21, Mar 18, 17:17:39
  - sorry for posting duff info (Coronavirus) - Tombs, Mar 18, 17:18:55
- Opening this post made the words on the wrath go really small again (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Huge Small, Mar 18, 17:16:52
  - wroth advisory: DO not open the OP try this (Coronavirus) - Tombs, Mar 18, 17:17:55
- I think you’ve broken through the matrix, it’s gone off the edge of the world (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Old Git, Mar 18, 17:14:45
  - It was so long I tried to look for a Gary Holt (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Wild Edric, Mar 18, 17:18:41
    - Lolf (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Jumbo1, Mar 18, 18:51:12
  - oh crikey (Coronavirus) - Tombs, Mar 18, 17:15:23
Things that are difficult about working at home (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 18, 17:12:21
- Would they do any type of trial by Skype? (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 18, 17:23:23
  - Yup, doing an arbitration hearing next week via hyperlink magic (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 18, 17:30:40
    - ^^^ likes hamming it up for an audience (n/m) (General Chat) - CWC, Mar 18, 17:39:34
- When and where do you eat your evening meal? (n/m) (General Chat) - Adster, Mar 18, 17:20:52
  - At the kitchen table after I get home, why? (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 18, 17:30:03
    - Because I would be STARVING if I had to wait that long to eat...presumably you're up at (General Chat) - Adster, Mar 18, 18:02:39
- dogs are the main winners in this (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 18, 17:14:53
  - Gitlet 2 has just been told today that Main Board has been cancelled (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 18, 17:18:10
    - Aww that's pretty bad, but he can go again though right? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 18, 17:20:23
      - Yup, just doesn’t know when (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 18, 17:31:50
        
        that's ok, good for young old git (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 18, 17:42:17
English schools about to be closed. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Mar 18, 17:04:48
- Ours is closing Friday. Next week will be lively (n/m) (General Chat) - MIKEWALKER, Mar 18, 17:08:15
Bloody teachers!! (n/m) (General Chat) - KetterwrongRyu, Mar 18, 16:57:13
- Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery (n/m) (General Chat) - KetteringRyu, Mar 18, 17:27:34
- Fuck off (n/m) (General Chat) - jackamo, Mar 18, 17:06:55
  - Look a little closer (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Mar 18, 17:07:19
    - Mooooooove closer (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 18, 17:15:02
Trump conference is not organised (Coronavirus) - jackamo, Mar 18, 16:54:51
- "Should we be taking your advice from earlier or now". I did a snigger. (n/m) (Coronavirus) - DrDublin, Mar 18, 16:58:29
No virus can stop the Indians playing cricket. Live on (Coronavirus) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 18, 16:47:47
This is doing the rounds in Scotland (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 18, 16:34:29
- 👍🍺 (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 18, 16:39:27
Lack of live sport forced me to watch this...Hell XI vs Heaven XI (Coronavirus) - jackamo, Mar 18, 16:33:35
- I enjoyed this, missed it when it came out. He's such a thoroughly humble likable chap.. (Coronavirus) - DrDublin, Mar 18, 16:44:19
  - The obligatory Best Fiends shot on the plane 😂 (n/m) (Coronavirus) - jackamo, Mar 18, 16:55:46
    - ha yep that made me laugh too. Teemu doesn't understand it either it seemed!!! (n/m) (Coronavirus) - DrDublin, Mar 18, 16:57:22
      - No one does! (n/m) (Coronavirus) - jackamo, Mar 18, 18:31:42
Norfolk Museums are history... (General Chat) - Pixelman, Mar 18, 16:21:33
- Buggerations! (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Mar 18, 16:40:40
Just wanted to say, all you those that teach on here are doing a great job. (n/m) (Coronavirus) - KetteringRyu, Mar 18, 15:44:10
- 👍 cheers. We'll keep muddling through while we can. (n/m) (Coronavirus) - steven, Mar 18, 15:59:48
- If only you could teach my auto correct to stop adding unnecessary words (n/m) (Coronavirus) - KetteringRyu, Mar 18, 15:45:00
  - Yeah, I'm surprised you added 'great'... (Coronavirus) - Yellalee, Mar 18, 18:04:54
So, last week I got "5 months free Sky Sports" from Now TV... Great!! (n/m) (Other Sports) - Worthing Yellow, Mar 18, 15:16:31
Important tips on how to quarantine. 👍 (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 18, 15:03:17
- is that the guide by Tombs you mentioned? (General Chat) - Chris Peacock, Mar 18, 15:09:29
Both my childrens' schools now closed. (n/m) (General Chat) - jampersands, Mar 18, 14:50:42
- my son's just closed yrs 7-9 (General Chat) - paulg, Mar 18, 15:24:10
Sounds like the plan will be to try and play the rest of the Premier League fixtures (NCFC) - Duck, Mar 18, 14:44:38
- Some teams have infected players/staff and won't be training. It's not going to happen (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Mar 18, 15:18:17
  - I think that’ll be the issue (NCFC) - Duck, Mar 18, 15:31:23
- doubt it. (NCFC) - Chris Peacock, Mar 18, 15:03:02
  - Surely all those players who are out of contract (NCFC) - Duck, Mar 18, 15:16:29
    - What about players that go straight into a higher paid one elsewhere? (NCFC) - CWC, Mar 18, 15:36:43
    - extend for a month, get injured = stuffed. Won;t happen. (n/m) (NCFC) - Pixelman, Mar 18, 15:32:44
- If the "closed doors" are across our goal, we might stand a chance (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Mar 18, 14:54:45
- Clearly unfair (NCFC) - duke of york, Mar 18, 14:53:58
  - There will be winners and losers (NCFC) - Duck, Mar 18, 14:56:48
    - Each club to nominate one player from the squad to take part in (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Mar 18, 15:22:54
      - who would we nominate? (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Mar 18, 16:03:35
        
        The guy in the dug out who got Lambert sent off last season (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Mar 18, 16:27:20
        
        Daddy Kool (n/m) (NCFC) - Chris Peacock, Mar 18, 16:18:00
        
        The Mayor (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Mar 18, 16:15:48
        
        "you watta share a bit of ma 20-20?" (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Mar 18, 16:18:16
        
        *passes bottle and slits throat with other hand* (n/m) (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Mar 18, 16:18:40
        
        lol (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Mar 18, 16:26:08
    - games of chess to be played by the managers (NCFC) - Chris Peacock, Mar 18, 15:17:38
    - closest to the bull (n/m) (NCFC) - Chris Peacock, Mar 18, 15:16:21
    - draw straws (n/m) (NCFC) - Chris Peacock, Mar 18, 15:14:20
    - Massive penalty shoot-out (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Mar 18, 15:00:49
    - Conkers (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, Mar 18, 14:59:49
    - rock, paper, scissors (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 18, 14:59:03
    - They could toss coins for every fixture then (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Mar 18, 14:58:36
      - got a 3 sided coin? (NCFC) - CWC, Mar 18, 15:38:44
        
        Toss (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Mar 18, 16:20:47
        
        a coin for each 45 minutes (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Mar 18, 16:21:01
        
        will we have VAR to make sure the coin has done the required rotations? (n/m) (NCFC) - CWC, Mar 18, 17:30:43
        
        a die or one die each (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Mar 18, 16:16:45
        
        I like this (NCFC) - CWC, Mar 18, 17:32:10
- With our away record?! (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Mar 18, 14:52:04
- Still sounds impossible to me (n/m) (NCFC) - loz, Mar 18, 14:47:19
So trying to pause sky sports and you can’t do it online... (NCFC) - loz, Mar 18, 14:44:35
- I called earlier on 0333 759 3772, got through and managed to pause SS... (NCFC) - Putney Yella, Mar 18, 15:02:28
  - Thanks (n/m) (NCFC) - loz, Mar 18, 15:22:15
Has the "ROCK" given any guidance during the current crisis? (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 18, 14:43:49
Just out of intrest... (Coronavirus) - KetteringRyu, Mar 18, 14:24:14
- They need to move to online teaching (Coronavirus) - Timmy_Goat, Mar 18, 15:26:02
- I'm confined to barracks, not working and still getting my full pay (n/m) (Coronavirus) - CB41, Mar 18, 14:51:59
- They should have paid your teachers more... (Coronavirus) - marsupialman, Mar 18, 14:48:32
  - They also receive "above and beyond" pensions to go along with it.. (Coronavirus) - KetteringRyu, Mar 18, 15:12:15
    - private sector employers can pay similar pension benefits if they chose to (Coronavirus) - CWC, Mar 18, 15:34:10
      - Again, original question was more about whether public sector workers will recieve (Coronavirus) - KetteringRyu, Mar 18, 15:40:45
        
        I'm a public sector manager (Coronavirus) - Cardiff Canary, Mar 18, 16:18:45
        
        It wasn't a pot shot. But it is clear to me now that public sector work is far more secure (Coronavirus) - KetteringRyu, Mar 18, 16:25:41
        
        That's the choice you make though.. (Coronavirus) - marsupialman, Mar 18, 18:16:20
        
        It's a dumb question (Coronavirus) - CWC, Mar 18, 15:57:38
        
        Ok then, well i can only assume that teaching is a job for life (Coronavirus) - KetteringRyu, Mar 18, 16:00:57
        
        It's an extremely demanding job, with a high level of churn. (Coronavirus) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Mar 18, 16:07:09
        
        *are (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Mar 18, 16:07:23
        
        Which is why i posed the question, what the differences are. (n/m) (Coronavirus) - KetteringRyu, Mar 18, 16:01:14
    - Of all the things to be concerned about at the moment, you're calling for teacher paycuts (Coronavirus) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Mar 18, 15:32:09
      - No, I am asking whether teacher's will be joining in the "were all in this together" vibe (n/m) (Coronavirus) - KetteringRyu, Mar 18, 15:36:20
        
        Good grief. Give your head a wobble son. (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Mar 18, 15:46:11
        
        Thanks for your constructive comment. (n/m) (Coronavirus) - KetteringRyu, Mar 18, 15:53:09
        
        Wasn't really intending it to be constructive, was just an expression of my astonishment. (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Mar 18, 15:57:41
        
        No idea who you are so forgive me if your feelings don't bother me in the slightest (n/m) (Coronavirus) - KetteringRyu, Mar 18, 15:58:12
        
        Ok mate. Stay safe and be kind. (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Mar 18, 16:01:19
        
        👍 (n/m) (Coronavirus) - KetteringRyu, Mar 18, 16:03:15
        
        they already are. They're working in germ incubators to look after our kids (Coronavirus) - CWC, Mar 18, 15:39:45
    - if we can all get to pick and choose where our taxes go (Coronavirus) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 18, 15:23:27
      - That would be lovely of you. Thanks (n/m) (Coronavirus) - KetteringRyu, Mar 18, 15:38:21
- Any employer shutting down needs to pay its staff. (Coronavirus) - CWC, Mar 18, 14:30:52
  - Yes but what will they pay them, full salary or sick pay? (Coronavirus) - KetteringRyu, Mar 18, 14:41:19
    - Why would they pay them sick pay? (Coronavirus) - jampersands, Mar 18, 14:52:09
      - Seems like half the teachers are self isolating at the moment anyway (Coronavirus) - KetteringRyu, Mar 18, 15:19:35
        
        Whatever is in their contract (n/m) (Coronavirus) - duke of york, Mar 18, 15:26:13
    - what they are contracted to be paid (n/m) (Coronavirus) - CWC, Mar 18, 14:43:25
      - So they don't have any clauses related to short time working/lay-offs? (n/m) (Coronavirus) - KetteringRyu, Mar 18, 15:16:02
        
        I haven't read every single teacher's employment contract. (n/m) (Coronavirus) - CWC, Mar 18, 15:25:53
      - Also they will be doing a lot of remote teaching no doubt. (n/m) (Coronavirus) - DrDublin, Mar 18, 14:46:52
        
        I doubt it would be facetime teaching. (Coronavirus) - KetteringRyu, Mar 18, 15:17:19
        
        ours kids' school will be using Microsoft Teams, so some are (n/m) (Coronavirus) - CWC, Mar 18, 15:27:23
Well done Chelski (Other Football) - SCC 28, Mar 18, 14:12:14
- credit where due (n/m) (Other Football) - paulg, Mar 18, 14:17:09
Cricket sadness .. (Other Sports) - paulg, Mar 18, 14:07:20
- Safe down at 3rd man, surely (n/m) (Other Sports) - Worthing Yellow, Mar 18, 14:11:50
- :( (n/m) (Other Sports) - DrDublin, Mar 18, 14:10:30
Norwich Peregine did another egg... (General Chat) - DrDublin, Mar 18, 14:00:11
- Let Tescos know, please... running low 😉 (n/m) (General Chat) - Worthing Yellow, Mar 18, 14:10:59
  - I'm not climbing up there!!! (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Mar 18, 14:12:37
    - She just returned from hunting. Now sitting on her eggs. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Mar 18, 14:15:56
      - Loads of Panic buyers to frenzy feed on. (n/m) (General Chat) - promethian1, Mar 18, 14:17:39
        
        That's a thought,set up a guide outside Tesco and just pick off the looters. (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 18, 14:28:00
        
        Cured (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 18, 14:28:10
        
        She seems quite chilled out about the whole thing up their on her perch. Happy as larry. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Mar 18, 14:45:41
        
        She's thinking "Nit bird flu this time,don't blame me". (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 18, 14:53:18
        
        Heh heh!! (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Mar 18, 14:57:00
        
        *there (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Mar 18, 14:46:04
People ask cracking questions at PMQ don't they? (General Chat) - paulg, Mar 18, 13:47:58
- Just one day without party politics JFC (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Mar 18, 13:59:28
  - just one day without trying to support this shambolic govt would be nice (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Mar 18, 15:19:35
    - i wasn't making a political point (General Chat) - paulg, Mar 18, 16:09:33
    - Jezza has even said he supports Bojo's approach?! (n/m) (General Chat) - KetteringRyu, Mar 18, 15:57:22
    - What would Jezza and labour be doing that is different? (n/m) (General Chat) - KetteringRyu, Mar 18, 15:56:58
PM DOY... apparently Tesco and other big supermarkets are desperate for (General Chat) - Pixelman, Mar 18, 13:36:04
- Yeah, cheers - I did actually say to her yesterday she should contact them (General Chat) - duke of york, Mar 18, 13:37:46
  - Waitrose are after people too. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Mar 18, 13:51:07
    - That would be more up her street, haha (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Mar 18, 14:04:20
Schools shutting in Scotland and Wales at end of week (Coronavirus) - earlydoors, Mar 18, 13:32:27
- announce later today poss (Coronavirus) - paulg, Mar 18, 13:45:16
  - 5pm apparently there is going to be a further announcement (n/m) (Coronavirus) - DrDublin, Mar 18, 13:56:29
    - This announcement is well overdue imo... (n/m) (Coronavirus) - promethian1, Mar 18, 13:57:54
      - Thank you for keeping us so well informed (Coronavirus) - SCC 28, Mar 18, 14:01:40
Eurovision cancelled! (n/m) (Coronavirus) - duke of york, Mar 18, 13:31:49
- Can we crown the Russians the winner ala Liverpool... (Coronavirus) - usacanary, Mar 18, 15:56:17
- Fucksticks! (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Huge Small, Mar 18, 14:43:56
- and the N&N Festival boooooooo! (Coronavirus) - Tombs, Mar 18, 13:41:54
- #silverlinings (n/m) (Coronavirus) - paulg, Mar 18, 13:41:54
- Absolute disaster (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Charles21, Mar 18, 13:33:57
At last, some good news (Coronavirus) - Bare_Buttocks, Mar 18, 13:29:54
Chris Martin stuck at home think he’s gone mad (Coronavirus) - jackamo, Mar 18, 13:14:08
- I think he'll find it easy (Coronavirus) - Winged Eel Creosote, Mar 18, 13:18:03
- "Gone" mad? (n/m) (Coronavirus) - duke of york, Mar 18, 13:16:57
- Looks like his heating might have broken down (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Bare_Buttocks, Mar 18, 13:16:30
- Thought that was going to be the famous Chris Martin, not some weird muso (Coronavirus) - Old Git, Mar 18, 13:15:48
  - ^^^ wish i'd read this warning before clicking on the link (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 18, 14:06:12
  - The Beccles one? (n/m) (Coronavirus) - jackamo, Mar 18, 13:20:53
    - Yup, hoped to see him playing FIFA while chugging cider and hitting a bouncer (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Old Git, Mar 18, 13:23:43
      - Word is to prevent people going to pubs, they've ditched his ban. Sensible policy. (n/m) (Coronavirus) - DrDublin, Mar 18, 13:31:58
To be clear, I am NOT making a party political point. (Coronavirus) - avenging canary, Mar 18, 13:08:22
Anyone paused their Sky Sports?.... (NCFC) - loz, Mar 18, 13:06:12
When is lockdown coming? (Coronavirus) - SCC 28, Mar 18, 12:55:53
- Depends in emergency legislation to enforce it (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Worthing Yellow, Mar 18, 14:12:50
- Depends on the figures I guess (Coronavirus) - duke of york, Mar 18, 13:31:38
- Friday at the latest (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Jumbo1, Mar 18, 13:28:49
  - Wtf got a birthday Sunday (Coronavirus) - SCC 28, Mar 18, 13:34:56
    - From LK: (Coronavirus) - duke of york, Mar 18, 13:38:03
      - Lorraine Kelly has taken over from Peston? the srhhtf (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Tombs, Mar 18, 13:43:22
- i've already got 500 days of pure drinking water for 2 people (Coronavirus) - Tombs, Mar 18, 13:03:58
  - Plus some delicious fish and newts and pondweed presumably (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Adster, Mar 18, 13:06:43
    - nope, i bought a filtration system bottle pump bit of kit last year (Coronavirus) - Tombs, Mar 18, 13:17:26
      - No wonder you were top choice for most on here to be isolated with the other day. (Coronavirus) - Adster, Mar 18, 13:30:12
        
        it's an incredible bit of kit (Coronavirus) - Tombs, Mar 18, 13:40:40
- Will we have to fill out a form to go to work? (n/m) (Coronavirus) - loz, Mar 18, 12:59:18
  - Can I still go to the gym? (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Men without hats, Mar 18, 14:45:26
  - Italy have permits for shopping (Coronavirus) - SCC 28, Mar 18, 13:01:04
some things are best when done the old way nature is a wonderful thing (General Chat) - pinkney, Mar 18, 12:22:54
- Brilliant story, thanks (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 18, 13:11:34
Amazed at the amount of people who can just decide to self isolate. (General Chat) - thirsty work, Mar 18, 12:02:36
- In talkshites imagination (n/m) (General Chat) - KevinBond, Nov 14, 00:57:06
Peter Whittingham not dead (Other Football) - duke of york, Mar 18, 11:40:23
- Is it Easter already? (n/m) (Other Football) - Pixelman, Mar 18, 13:04:38
- Why was there a team of the decade in 2015? (n/m) (Other Football) - Adster, Mar 18, 12:27:19
- if Peter Whittingham can come back from being dead (Other Football) - ghostof barry butler, Mar 18, 12:02:18
- He'll be pleased about that .👍 (n/m) (Other Football) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 18, 11:53:39
  - unfortunately though, it's not a completely made up story (Other Football) - SimonOTBC, Mar 18, 11:54:39
    - Oh fook,didn't read the link.😯 (n/m) (Other Football) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 18, 11:56:55
      - Fell down the stairs in a pub apparently (n/m) (Other Football) - SimonOTBC, Mar 18, 11:59:00
- He's not dead (Other Football) - wolfio, Mar 18, 11:44:52
- Great stuff (Other Football) - SCC 28, Mar 18, 11:41:30
  - Probably had a bet on it. (n/m) (Other Football) - Pixelman, Mar 18, 13:05:34
    - Chopra. Not you. Obvs. (n/m) (Other Football) - Pixelman, Mar 18, 13:05:59
  - He was just reacting the article on wales online (Other Football) - SimonOTBC, Mar 18, 11:43:04
    - Ok still not deleted it (Other Football) - SCC 28, Mar 18, 11:44:44
    - News of his death was indeed greatly exaggerated (n/m) (Other Football) - duke of york, Mar 18, 11:44:08
Sorry, Nodge post: The kids replica shirts: Are they true to size? (NCFC) - CWC, Mar 18, 11:35:58
- My 6 (nearly 7) year old is one of the smallest in his year... (NCFC) - Brom, Mar 18, 12:03:01
  - Cheers! (n/m) (NCFC) - CWC, Mar 18, 12:04:44
i'm getting a lot of positive vibes. Maybe this is the great reset our society needs. (General Chat) - shoddy, Mar 18, 11:12:28
- I'd hold your horses on that. People might be looting withing a few weeks (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Mar 18, 15:21:42
- Hold your horses before you get too cheery (General Chat) - Bare_Buttocks, Mar 18, 12:04:31
  - Alluded to this last week (General Chat) - Kev, Mar 18, 19:04:05
  - Thats a Guardian link,I wont read that. (General Chat) - shoddy, Mar 18, 13:01:27
- Agree, really puts a new perspective on things. (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Mar 18, 12:00:35
- VMT 👍 (n/m) (General Chat) - paddonwasjesus, Mar 18, 11:46:08
- I hope that will be the outcome. People are going to need help and from what i've seen (General Chat) - Jim, Mar 18, 11:24:03
  - Joke! (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 18, 11:25:00
    - No worries. The Wrath wouldn;t be the same place without being told to f**k off every (General Chat) - Jim, Mar 18, 11:32:51
      - My idea (General Chat) - SCC 28, Mar 18, 11:36:28
        
        could pack them all off to China now (General Chat) - CWC, Mar 18, 11:40:20
  - Fuck off Jim (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 18, 11:24:37
- new divides emerging though: Isolaters vs Blockade Runners (General Chat) - CWC, Mar 18, 11:21:22
  - as i said below ... (General Chat) - paulg, Mar 18, 11:26:53
    - See what happens once lockdown starts (General Chat) - SCC 28, Mar 18, 11:35:07
      - indeed (n/m) (General Chat) - paulg, Mar 18, 11:52:14
    - I hope it goes on long enough for people to really value the benefits of small businesses (General Chat) - CWC, Mar 18, 11:32:59
      - won't be any left if lockdown goes on for long (n/m) (General Chat) - paulg, Mar 18, 13:44:12
      - We have two shops in the village... today I went to both and spent £25 quid in each... (General Chat) - Pixelman, Mar 18, 13:09:27
      - This X 100 (General Chat) - Men without hats, Mar 18, 12:48:15
  - This situation,reminds me of an American dad episode called "The two hundred ".😃 (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 18, 11:22:40
- We've organised a shopping rota for the oldies in our building here in Lyon (General Chat) - Chalk Hill Bitter, Mar 18, 11:20:24
  - I hope they fill in their 'attestation' !! (General Chat) - shoddy, Mar 18, 11:25:52
    - I had mine when I went out this morning (General Chat) - Chalk Hill Bitter, Mar 18, 11:28:28
      - me too when I went to pick up Jnr. (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, Mar 18, 11:52:38
- You keeping well Shodders? (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Mar 18, 11:15:00
  - yep. music, cooking, and videogames. (General Chat) - shoddy, Mar 18, 11:20:40
    - Good stuff, keep well my friend. x (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Mar 18, 11:23:15
- 👍🏻 (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Mar 18, 11:14:19
Will we allowed to hunt when we run out of money? (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 18, 11:09:30
- If only you had.... (General Chat) - usacanary, Mar 18, 15:51:07
- I have game (General Chat) - Jester, Mar 18, 14:18:27
- I walked along the river yesterday lunchtime and greedily eyed up the ducks (General Chat) - Ben, Mar 18, 11:32:25
- Here's a recipe idea Proth.... (General Chat) - DrDublin, Mar 18, 11:14:12
  - Looks lovely,as of yet I don't think I could kill a squirrel..give it a (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 18, 11:15:49
    - My farmer cricket friend calls them tree rats but I rather like squirrels. Not to eat. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Mar 18, 11:16:25
      - What about bats,are they edible? (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 18, 11:19:16
        
        I fear eating bats ends up like this... (General Chat) - DrDublin, Mar 18, 11:22:46
        
        But they're virus free! (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 18, 11:24:06
        
        i think they're kind of cute. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Mar 18, 11:25:13
        
        You could fly too,there's slot to be said for being a vampire tbf. (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 18, 11:26:26
        
        And see the ages pass. Witness all sorts. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Mar 18, 11:27:23
        
        Yeah,in some respects that would be amazing. In 200 years time (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 18, 11:30:19
        
        Heh heh heh!! (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Mar 18, 11:32:49
        
        Chinese seem to go for them allegedly .. (n/m) (General Chat) - promethian1, Mar 18, 11:20:37
        
        Ha!!! (n/m) (General Chat) - paulg, Mar 18, 11:20:29
        
        Not an expert but I'm going with no!! (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Mar 18, 11:20:04
      - My Whippet likes squirrels... but not in a caring cuddly sort of way unfortunately... (n/m) (General Chat) - promethian1, Mar 18, 11:18:18
        
        Tis kind of the way of the Whippets though. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Mar 18, 11:19:07
      - I think I'd probably end up scraping up roadkill. Saw a whole (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 18, 11:18:18
        
        A muntjac literally lives in my next door neighbours overgrown garden (General Chat) - duke of york, Mar 18, 11:38:23
        
        ^^^^ Lives in stately home with a sweeping drive... (n/m) (General Chat) - promethian1, Mar 18, 11:45:22
        
        Haha, no, but next door has a massive garden (General Chat) - duke of york, Mar 18, 11:48:04
        
        Are you the new Old Git? (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Mar 18, 11:52:34
        
        It's my ancestral home that goes with the dukedom (General Chat) - duke of york, Mar 18, 12:04:05
        
        *Tugs forelock* (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Mar 18, 12:37:21
- Never had pigeon, anyone know what it tastes like? (n/m) (General Chat) - sixthgo, Mar 18, 11:13:53
  - Nice. Quite rich, goes well with red wine. (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Mar 18, 12:27:48
  - Pigeony (n/m) (General Chat) - paddonwasjesus, Mar 18, 11:46:58
  - Not yet.... (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 18, 11:14:26
- My neighbours have bought guns to do that (n/m) (General Chat) - Larry Hagman, Mar 18, 11:12:53
Glastonbury off which was kind of a given. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Mar 18, 11:04:10
- No decision on Wimbledon yet (General Chat) - SCC 28, Mar 18, 11:06:13
  - Will be a tragedy if you can't go to the 1/4s (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Mar 18, 11:14:55
    - I turned them down obviously (General Chat) - SCC 28, Mar 18, 11:20:12
  - The great foie gras riots of 2020. (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 18, 11:07:24
- great way to celebrate the 50th year (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Mar 18, 11:04:42
Quick quiz (NCFC) - quito, Mar 18, 10:54:58
- I'll have a go... (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Mar 18, 11:36:25
  - For Lambert... (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Mar 18, 11:46:10
  - Or did hamilton start at the end of the previous season? (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Mar 18, 11:38:50
- for Gunn and Adams, do you want their 1st game as permanent manager (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 18, 10:59:24
  - Good point (NCFC) - quito, Mar 18, 11:07:34
    - Gunn's first caretaker game was... (NCFC) - Knitted Jesus, Mar 18, 11:31:24
my gran said she is rinsing all of her food before eating it (General Chat) - Augustus Pablo, Mar 18, 10:45:14
- Ha ha (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 18, 12:16:22
- I don't want to put a dampener on this (General Chat) - Charles21, Mar 18, 10:48:07
  - Wise words (n/m) (General Chat) - Augustus Pablo, Mar 18, 10:49:48
    - wise, but not necessarily v humorous! (n/m) (General Chat) - paulg, Mar 18, 11:03:34
      - this isn't a time for humour (General Chat) - Charles21, Mar 18, 11:05:25
        
        it was a joke mate - (General Chat) - paulg, Mar 18, 11:21:15
        
        You have been SO WHOOSHED! (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 18, 12:16:55
        
        coat. I'll get mine. (General Chat) - paulg, Mar 18, 12:29:00
        
        haha (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Mar 18, 12:35:56
        
        ffs (General Chat) - Charles21, Mar 18, 12:01:30
Championship Manager 2001/2... with up to date squad lists... free (General Chat) - Pixelman, Mar 18, 10:35:26
- not sure that's going to help (General Chat) - Charles21, Mar 18, 10:47:08
Chronovirus (General Chat) - Augustus Pablo, Mar 18, 10:32:46
- Addicted to porn (General Chat) - Trent_Canary, Mar 18, 11:05:06
- I've suddenly become really bad at football (General Chat) - Winged Eel Creosote, Mar 18, 10:48:58
Suppose he can just about afford it... (General Chat) - DrDublin, Mar 18, 10:32:08
Offers of help (NCFC) - Larry Hagman, Mar 18, 10:25:11
- tbf you sound a bit weird (NCFC) - CWC, Mar 18, 10:41:02
  - His cellar has central heating though. (n/m) (NCFC) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 18, 11:20:21
- Thats cr*p. Pleased to say not the experience in our village (NCFC) - Jim, Mar 18, 10:28:43
  - Yep, similar efforts underway in our area as well (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Mar 18, 11:17:43
  - my mother's village too, like that (NCFC) - paulg, Mar 18, 10:32:13
    - And here, Mrs Git and her equally formidable chum have organised the whole community (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Mar 18, 13:14:48
Working from home... (General Chat) - Pixelman, Mar 18, 10:24:51
Sainsbury's over 70's hour tomorrow. Is that really a good idea? (Coronavirus) - Jim, Mar 18, 10:24:27
- It's completely dumb! (Coronavirus) - Chopper, Mar 18, 11:42:32
  - Sainsburys now have restrictions on certain items. (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Pixelman, Mar 18, 13:30:30
  - I was alright getting my Nanny's shopping on Monday. (Coronavirus) - Garry Brooke, Mar 18, 12:00:29
  - I think more of them are now. Co-Op is, two per person (Coronavirus) - duke of york, Mar 18, 11:45:19
- some of the 70+ people I know take about an hour chosing what toilet roll they want (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Charles21, Mar 18, 10:49:16
  - That’s one problem they won’t have this time ✅ (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Old Git, Mar 18, 13:13:10
- Everyone needs to eat. And wipe their arse... (Coronavirus) - Pixelman, Mar 18, 10:27:21
  - Nobody appears to have addressed the shopping issue (Coronavirus) - SCC 28, Mar 18, 10:33:11
  - I think they are doing that but just not sure a scrum of over 70's for one hour (Coronavirus) - Jim, Mar 18, 10:30:09
    - Depends if those over 70s are otherwise keeping clear of everyone else (Coronavirus) - duke of york, Mar 18, 10:32:13
      - How they gonna get there... bus passes dont cover those hours (n/m) (Coronavirus) - promethian1, Mar 18, 10:33:05
        
        buses will be full of the virus anyway (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Charles21, Mar 18, 11:06:01
        
        Greenfrog Taxis in Norwich are offering a discount to over 70s to get to there (Coronavirus) - Brom, Mar 18, 11:01:54
        
        It’s a shitshow (n/m) (Coronavirus) - SCC 28, Mar 18, 10:34:27
A bloke on a tractor has just driven past me shouting “The end of the world is nigh!!” (General Chat) - Augustus Pablo, Mar 18, 10:07:49
- Oh FFS, genuinely laughing now (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 18, 12:17:49
- 😆 (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Mar 18, 11:15:19
- Lovely stuff (n/m) (General Chat) - Hongky, Mar 18, 10:56:18
- lol... keep it up (n/m) (General Chat) - promethian1, Mar 18, 10:19:15
- :) Stealing that. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Mar 18, 10:09:46
Norfolk ..... (Coronavirus) - paulg, Mar 18, 09:58:40
My sister in law lives in fort William, currently working in a coffee shop (General Chat) - Augustus Pablo, Mar 18, 09:57:39
Good idea.... (General Chat) - DrDublin, Mar 18, 09:50:06
- That's what we've been doing and like yestee (General Chat) - Old Splat, Mar 18, 10:32:04
  - Hopefully if people are sensible and look after each other, we'll get over it. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Mar 18, 10:36:21
    - Pity the pub isn't still operating (General Chat) - Old Splat, Mar 18, 10:47:04
      - I've got supplies incoming from them today! Thankfully I did the order last week because. (General Chat) - DrDublin, Mar 18, 10:48:14
        
        Great stuff. Good luck :-) (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Splat, Mar 18, 11:56:25
- excellent (n/m) (General Chat) - paulg, Mar 18, 09:55:15
Working from home is horrid (General Chat) - Azteca, Mar 18, 09:35:26
- i've done the odd day here and there for a while and i've always prefered it (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 18, 10:44:34
- My problem is that I am sat next to a fridge full of cold beer (n/m) (General Chat) - Timmy_Goat, Mar 18, 10:43:15
  - Had you forgotten you'd booked today as a holiday? (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 18, 10:59:07
- Much easier to have an office affair though (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 18, 10:00:02
  - Haha! With myself or the cat? (n/m) (General Chat) - Azteca, Mar 18, 10:05:06
    - Nice pussy! (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 18, 12:11:38
- Have worked from home permanently for the last 8 years... and (General Chat) - Pixelman, Mar 18, 09:59:06
  - I think I'd prefer to nail the cat than the dishwasher. (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Mar 18, 10:07:19
  - Don't do that! (General Chat) - duke of york, Mar 18, 10:02:06
- WFH is ace. Get so much more done without the distraction of others (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Mar 18, 09:57:06
- Its quite nice when you do it one or twice a week. For this we are going to need to (General Chat) - Jim, Mar 18, 09:37:07
  - time box your diary (n/m) (General Chat) - CWC, Mar 18, 10:36:40
  - Yeah, getting a good routine is a good idea (General Chat) - Azteca, Mar 18, 09:43:01
    - Experts recommend keeping to your daily rituals even while working from home (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 18, 10:02:37
      - 🤣 - I'm all for following experts 👍 (n/m) (General Chat) - Azteca, Mar 18, 10:06:23
    - What's weird for me (General Chat) - camcan, Mar 18, 09:45:51
      - I have radio on in background, cat on lap (General Chat) - Azteca, Mar 18, 09:51:56
    - Have you hacked my webcam? (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Mar 18, 09:43:50
      - 😂 (n/m) (General Chat) - Azteca, Mar 18, 09:50:14
Bird in chimney update (General Chat) - duke of york, Mar 18, 08:41:09
- Illegal to remove the bastards (General Chat) - duke of york, Mar 18, 12:13:24
- You need a malky style chimney balloon! (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 18, 12:12:02
- We had a jackdaw up a chimney a few years and when (General Chat) - Augustus Pablo, Mar 18, 09:51:45
- If you run low on food while self isolating (General Chat) - Old Splat, Mar 18, 09:17:21
Good watch from someone that’s gone mad self isolating (Coronavirus) - jackamo, Mar 18, 08:36:03
I’ve basically had (Coronavirus) - Jim, Mar 18, 08:23:15
- A continuous cough is defined as when you cannot hold your breath for 10 seconds (Coronavirus) - Pixelman, Mar 18, 10:02:58
- Good luck mate appreciate it's really (Coronavirus) - Old Splat, Mar 18, 09:21:47
  - We will be ok. Hope your self isolation is not proving too hard! We are (Coronavirus) - Jim, Mar 18, 09:32:01
    - Mrs Splat decided to go and see one of her daughters (Coronavirus) - Old Splat, Mar 18, 10:25:44
      - "lower" shirley. (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Pixelman, Mar 18, 10:29:09
        
        Very true. Only had it installed last week. (Coronavirus) - Old Splat, Mar 18, 10:42:04
        
        Nailed it. (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Pixelman, Mar 18, 10:43:14
    - Very strange. When push comes to shove (Coronavirus) - paulg, Mar 18, 09:47:43
      - I think they just need to get some sort of grip on the numbers quickly (Coronavirus) - Jim, Mar 18, 10:16:46
    - I thought this was a good idea... (Coronavirus) - DrDublin, Mar 18, 09:35:59
      - Shame about paywalls though. (n/m) (Coronavirus) - DrDublin, Mar 18, 09:36:55
- Based on DOY's video down there then it doesnt seem you have that (Coronavirus) - earlydoors, Mar 18, 09:08:10
- It's really difficult isn't it? (Coronavirus) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Mar 18, 08:40:58
  - Oh for a quick self-testing kit so we'd all know (n/m) (Coronavirus) - duke of york, Mar 18, 08:42:12
    - Absolutely. That cannot come soon enough. I'm asthmatic and I think I have it (Coronavirus) - Yellalee, Mar 18, 09:07:58
      - my nephew is asthmatic & has it (Coronavirus) - paulg, Mar 18, 09:50:50
      - How badly has it affected your asthma? (Coronavirus) - earlydoors, Mar 18, 09:09:18
        
        I am using my reliever every couple of hours or so (Coronavirus) - Yellalee, Mar 18, 09:13:14
        
        that doesnt sound great (Coronavirus) - earlydoors, Mar 18, 09:16:47
        
        yes. If you could get a quick test then it would take away that stress a bit. Obviously if (Coronavirus) - Jim, Mar 18, 09:34:38
        
        They're working on a retrospective test apparently (n/m) (Coronavirus) - duke of york, Mar 18, 09:37:08
        
        Yep. That would be huge. Especially for the NHS workers initially. (Coronavirus) - Jim, Mar 18, 09:38:33
    - VMT (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Mar 18, 08:43:18
- Yeah, I'm a bit confused (Coronavirus) - duke of york, Mar 18, 08:29:43
  - I’ve been confined to bed since Sunday evening (Coronavirus) - paddonwasjesus, Mar 18, 10:21:56
    - Yeah, you could just have actual flu (n/m) (Coronavirus) - duke of york, Mar 18, 10:32:59
  - Which video is that? Ta. (n/m) (Coronavirus) - jampersands, Mar 18, 08:58:26
    - This one (Coronavirus) - duke of york, Mar 18, 08:59:08
      - thanks, er, duke (Coronavirus) - jampersands, Mar 18, 09:07:42
        
        Your Royal Highness is fine (n/m) (Coronavirus) - duke of york, Mar 18, 09:30:14
- That’s pretty much where I’ve been (Coronavirus) - camcan, Mar 18, 08:27:11
  - Same for me - stiff neck, persistent headaches, shivers now and then and bouts of fatigue (Coronavirus) - Dracula, Mar 18, 09:35:14
Jeff Mayweather has gone. (n/m) (Other Sports) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 18, 08:16:25
- It's Wodger... (n/m) (Other Sports) - usacanary, Mar 18, 15:47:22
- Roger (n/m) (Other Sports) - sixthgo, Mar 18, 08:55:03
  - Ahh ffs,I early even put floyd! (n/m) (Other Sports) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 18, 10:06:45
- I would have shit him, RIP Jeff - born the same day as me but he was a LOT older obvs (n/m) (Other Sports) - Jumbo1, Mar 18, 08:34:50
Bigger champ clubs lining up to try abs force a conclusion to the season and (NCFC) - Jim, Mar 18, 08:11:06
- Oh Jim, don't worry about it. There is nothing we can do but wait and see. (n/m) (NCFC) - Chris Peacock, Mar 18, 09:10:07
- Let's get it done (NCFC) - marsupialman, Mar 18, 08:35:38
- Latest I’ve read is prem will finish behind closed doors... (NCFC) - loz, Mar 18, 08:34:49
  - Just no way that’ll happen (NCFC) - Duck, Mar 18, 09:30:41
- They have to finish it (NCFC) - inutero, Mar 18, 08:21:50
  - Surely it’s because nobody could have foreseen this... (NCFC) - loz, Mar 18, 08:25:27
    - No easy answer (NCFC) - inutero, Mar 18, 09:35:34
As I unlocked the car this morning a crow squawked, laughing. (Coronavirus) - APB, Mar 18, 08:10:25
- Quentin Quarantino (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Agatha Fisty, Mar 18, 08:21:23
Hospitality staff, a question someone maybe able to answer (Coronavirus) - duke of york, Mar 18, 08:10:17
- Entirely depends on their contract (Coronavirus) - CWC, Mar 18, 08:23:56
  - Ta, he's on a full time contract, not zero hours (n/m) (Coronavirus) - duke of york, Mar 18, 08:34:12
    - does he... (Coronavirus) - CWC, Mar 18, 09:52:54
      - He hasn't been there long, only a couple of months (Coronavirus) - duke of york, Mar 18, 10:00:58
        
        ok (Coronavirus) - CWC, Mar 18, 10:34:32
        
        Cheers, will pass on. I'm sure some of it will be useful (n/m) (Coronavirus) - duke of york, Mar 18, 11:39:16
- Depends on the terms of their employment I would think (Coronavirus) - Jim, Mar 18, 08:13:25
  - Thing is the restaurant has closed (for now) (Coronavirus) - duke of york, Mar 18, 08:15:04
    - Yes I would think so. Tough situation. They are still probably entitled to (Coronavirus) - Jim, Mar 18, 08:18:43
      - Government needs to directly help people in this situation (Coronavirus) - duke of york, Mar 18, 08:28:20
Government needs to say they will pay statutory sick pay of £200 a week to (Coronavirus) - Jim, Mar 18, 08:08:31
I'll just post this link (Other Football) - ghostof barry butler, Mar 18, 07:56:25
What is #UltimateQuaranTeam? (General Chat) - Kar1, Mar 18, 07:52:45
- Is a FIFA tournament between 128 clubs worldwide (General Chat) - duke of york, Mar 18, 07:55:51
  - thank you (n/m) (General Chat) - Kar1, Mar 18, 08:21:46
  - Was it set up by Leyton Orient or something? (n/m) (General Chat) - Augustus Pablo, Mar 18, 07:58:25
    - Not sure, they did the draw, so maybe (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Mar 18, 08:06:52
Now it my surprise you to learn that I am not an expert organiser (Other Sports) - Augustus Pablo, Mar 18, 06:25:56
- They have to go ahead. Just think of all the athletes who... (Other Sports) - usacanary, Mar 18, 15:44:12
- Surely could do the races via Strava? (n/m) (Other Sports) - CWC, Mar 18, 08:16:24
  - One runner at a time. The marathon would take forever (n/m) (Other Sports) - duke of york, Mar 18, 08:17:17
    - By the time the last one finished the pandemic would've passed (Other Sports) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 18, 08:19:27
- It will be a bit more like parents’ races at sports day (Other Sports) - camcan, Mar 18, 07:48:58
  - That made me laugh (Other Sports) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Mar 18, 08:42:38
  - One hundred metres in a hazmat suit,could be good TV tbf. (n/m) (Other Sports) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 18, 07:50:59
    - Olympics crossed with It’s a knockout (n/m) (Other Sports) - camcan, Mar 18, 07:51:36
      - God I loved It’s a knockout. (Other Sports) - Augustus Pablo, Mar 18, 07:57:52
        
        That would be ace.🙂 (n/m) (Other Sports) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 18, 08:06:15
        
        My Mum and Dad met him once (Other Sports) - Winged Eel Creosote, Mar 18, 08:04:33
- It isnt necessarily the actual event itself imho (Other Sports) - earlydoors, Mar 18, 06:35:35
Greggs claim that they can make deliveries by drone if necessary (General Chat) - Winged Eel Creosote, Mar 18, 06:04:17
- Literally roflcopter ! Brilliant ! (n/m) (General Chat) - Augustus Pablo, Mar 18, 06:22:08
- Literally roflcopter ! Brilliant ! (n/m) (General Chat) - Augustus Pablo, Mar 18, 06:14:17
BBC sport seems to suggest the virus is easing however I can’t see anything pointing (NCFC) - ghost of hucks, Mar 18, 05:54:24
- Or it seems I’ve read that wrong. They mean when it eases. Oh I don’t know. Night night. (n/m) (NCFC) - ghost of hucks, Mar 18, 05:55:45
PM:Scc and doy (Coronavirus) - Chris Peacock, Mar 18, 02:36:02
- Get in I haven’t got it then (Coronavirus) - SCC 28, Mar 18, 10:03:42
- Ta (n/m) (Coronavirus) - duke of york, Mar 18, 07:42:53
Hopefully this isnt a "going out of business"sale.... (NCFC) - usacanary, Mar 18, 02:10:39
- Definitely a 'wont see us in these again' sale (n/m) (NCFC) - CWC, Mar 18, 08:18:43
- Tbh it’s just a couple of months early, don’t blame them really (n/m) (NCFC) - Augustus Pablo, Mar 18, 05:54:56
Right it’s almost 2am. Who’s coming stockpile shopping with me? Gotta be full aisles now (Coronavirus) - essexcanaryOTBC, Mar 18, 01:57:02
- Can you get me 12x Sherbet fountains please (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Augustus Pablo, Mar 18, 05:50:09
  - Sorry, sold out (n/m) (Coronavirus) - essexcanaryOTBC, Mar 18, 07:41:23
    - Evil bastards, I bet there’s a pile of liquorice sticks on the ground outside (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Augustus Pablo, Mar 18, 07:59:20
Here we go (Coronavirus) - Under soil heating, Mar 18, 01:14:15
- Best wishes bud. (n/m) (Coronavirus) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 18, 07:40:15
- How long between the tiredness and the fever? (Coronavirus) - 51eve, Mar 18, 06:19:18
- Good luck, I have visions of you being fed meat on a stick from the floor below (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Augustus Pablo, Mar 18, 05:53:01
- Welcome to the club ush. I got it on Sunday. (Coronavirus) - paddonwasjesus, Mar 18, 04:51:37
- Best of Luck Mr. (or Mrs) U.S. Heating! (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Kev, Mar 18, 03:31:05
- When your breathing is really difficult and your cough gives you a bad headache (Coronavirus) - essexcanaryOTBC, Mar 18, 01:54:00
Little Cockney Bongo Miracle (Train Guy)... (General Chat) - Worthing Yellow, Mar 18, 00:32:06
Watching "The Wire" from start again, up to Series 3... (General Chat) - Worthing Yellow, Mar 18, 00:24:12
- How can Stringer Bell not be in your top 3? (n/m) (General Chat) - city_lad, Mar 18, 03:34:37
- yay (General Chat) - Chris Peacock, Mar 18, 01:42:33
  - ✅😉 (n/m) (General Chat) - Worthing Yellow, Mar 18, 01:45:20
- get them reeed-tops, red tops (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Mar 18, 01:37:42
- The Sopranos was earlier. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Mar 18, 00:43:20
Top tip : check your local corner shops for the sold out stuff. I got toilet rolls and (General Chat) - col canary, Mar 18, 00:11:31
- They are buying all the supermarket stocks and selling them in their local shops for proft (n/m) (General Chat) - essexcanaryOTBC, Mar 18, 01:55:55
  - Massive assumption there. Any evidence of this sweeping generalisation? (n/m) (General Chat) - Pixelman, Mar 18, 10:41:23
    - There has been evidence of blokes turning up in vans tbf (General Chat) - duke of york, Mar 18, 12:21:24