jet spray on the shower head and newspaper are plenty good enough

just be careful with taking your piles off with the newspaper though

Posted By: Worzel Scrimmage on March 18th 2020 at 20:34:40

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When do you reckon you’ll next buy bog roll? (General Chat) - duke of york, Mar 18, 20:26:37
- I use wet wipes. (n/m) (General Chat) - Trent_Canary, Mar 18, 21:54:00
- Went in B&Q last week and they were stacked floor (General Chat) - Old Splat, Mar 18, 21:02:59
  - None left when I went to get paint a couple of days ago (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Mar 18, 21:11:20
    - you've got TWO MONTHS supply fgs! (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 18, 21:15:59
      - I didn’t have any at the time... (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Mar 18, 21:38:13
        
        Well, a couple of rolls (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Mar 18, 21:38:24
      - wow, that's a lot of painting (n/m) (General Chat) - CWC, Mar 18, 21:25:28
        
        why have people got two MONTHS stock of bog roll? (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 18, 21:36:50
        
        I didn’t buy it, the Mrs did (General Chat) - duke of york, Mar 18, 21:37:45
        
        but, why? (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 18, 21:40:19
        
        I tell you what,if there was a woman Prime Minister we'd DEFINITELY have been (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 18, 21:50:24
        
        I’m guesstimating (General Chat) - duke of york, Mar 18, 21:42:44
        
        no problems really, just seems excessive but it's just bog roll (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 18, 21:50:24
        
        Indeed (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Mar 18, 21:55:03
  - They'll be like loom bands and fidget spinners in weeks to come (n/m) (General Chat) - Agatha Fisty, Mar 18, 21:05:54
- Waitrose bringing some Saturday. Not a lot, enough (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Mar 18, 21:00:20
- I've been panic buying bog roll all my life (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Mar 18, 20:52:34
  - nice supplier. bookmarked. (n/m) (General Chat) - CWC, Mar 18, 20:59:19
- Im borrowing it off my mum because people in general (General Chat) - Agatha Fisty, Mar 18, 20:41:50
  - hope she doesn't want it back #coronarisk (n/m) (General Chat) - CWC, Mar 18, 20:45:28
  - Borrowing ? so when finished with you are handing it back! (n/m) (General Chat) - Kar1, Mar 18, 20:45:14
  - I've got 4 rolls now because i only need less than one a week, why? (General Chat) - Agatha Fisty, Mar 18, 20:44:09
    - That's one more than I've got....I'm gunna tear those fucking books apart! (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 18, 20:59:14
      - Can't beat a good toilet book (n/m) (General Chat) - Agatha Fisty, Mar 18, 21:06:30
    - You must have more skids in your pants (General Chat) - JoeyDeacon, Mar 18, 20:50:37
  - Try the corner shops and the more obscure places (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Mar 18, 20:43:05
    - Lol 😂 (n/m) (General Chat) - pinkney, Mar 18, 20:49:40
    - I've order three packs of cock pasta from Lovehoney.co.uk (General Chat) - Agatha Fisty, Mar 18, 20:45:46
      - Yes (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Mar 18, 20:51:52
- Going to Asda when they open 6am (General Chat) - SCC 28, Mar 18, 20:40:54
- I usually have a couple of months' worth, but I could live without (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Mar 18, 20:29:35
  - Mmm you have well tanned left hand play a lot of golf? (n/m) (General Chat) - pinkney, Mar 18, 20:33:08
  - Will bump elbows next time you’re over ! (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Mar 18, 20:30:48
    - you didn't mind giving my fingers a proper sucking last time (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Mar 18, 20:41:08
  - Have you trimmed those fingernails recently though... (n/m) (General Chat) - promethian1, Mar 18, 20:30:34
    - jet spray on the shower head and newspaper are plenty good enough (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Mar 18, 20:34:40
      - a quick nibble on the fingernails afterwards of course (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Mar 18, 20:35:23
- Hanging is too good for you (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Mar 18, 20:28:30
  - What has wearing no kecks got to do with it? (n/m) (General Chat) - Agatha Fisty, Mar 18, 20:49:39
  - They had 19 pallets of the stuff at Lathams (General Chat) - duke of york, Mar 18, 20:44:50
- Well it would've been yesterday.... (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 18, 20:27:40

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