Follow this person out of the office tonight at a reasonable distance

then the moment you are both in a CCTV blackspot (check for this this morning) run flat out into them from behind, sending them crashing to the floor.
Extend a hand to help them up saying "sorry mate didn't see you" then as they get up, execute a vice like headlock and land a few swift jabs to soften them up, all the while hissing "SNITCHES GET STITCHES"
When they are a mess of snot and tears throw them to the floor once again, then simply flick a business card onto their prone, sobbing form. The (self made) business card should read "WATCH IT SUNSHINE" in the most intimidating font available on your pc. Impact would be the one on mine, you might have better available. Good luck.

Posted By: MIKEWALKER on October 11th 2013 at 10:26:02

Message Thread

Wrath Help Needed: When does office banter/laughs become "bullying" (General Chat) - essexcanaryOTBC, Oct 11, 08:35:18
- you come across really aggressive at times on ere (General Chat) - sotoncanary, Oct 11, 12:56:27
- people have different sensibilities (General Chat) - sotoncanary, Oct 11, 12:39:06
- There's no such thing as banter, just tolerance (General Chat) - pants, Oct 11, 12:37:51
  - Another thing, if you feel rising above everything most of the time (General Chat) - pants, Oct 11, 12:43:51
- Maybe I'm being thick but I don't understand this bit: (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 11, 10:36:47
  - It's a games console. (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Oct 11, 11:04:15
  - "game over" (n/m) (General Chat) - Pixelman, Oct 11, 10:57:01
    - Ah, right. (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 11, 12:14:24
- Follow this person out of the office tonight at a reasonable distance (General Chat) - MIKEWALKER, Oct 11, 10:26:02
  - VMT (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Oct 11, 10:55:18
  - Walk away whistling Carried Away by a Moonlight Shadow like Dave Angel, Eco Warrior. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 11, 10:50:41
  - post of the year! (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Oct 11, 10:30:15
  - ^ has done this before ^ (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Oct 11, 10:28:05
- My mrs works in HR and sees stuff like this fairly often (General Chat) - SimonOTBC, Oct 11, 09:56:11
- If you have to ask the question... then it's reached that point. (General Chat) - CWC, Oct 11, 09:47:05
- it's tough (General Chat) - dr fanta, Oct 11, 09:22:53
- ^^^ this is the guy who was having a poo next to AB yesterday ^^^ (General Chat) - Old Git, Oct 11, 09:08:09
  - Is this referring to an event yesterday? (n/m) (General Chat) - Dandy Highburyman, Oct 11, 09:10:42
    - No, the word "yesterday" is a smokescreen (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Oct 11, 09:12:51
      - No idea what you're on about (n/m) (General Chat) - Dandy Highburyman, Oct 11, 09:23:15
- It's all subjective really. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Oct 11, 08:48:57
  - Maybe spare a thought for the other guy's feelings (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Oct 11, 08:51:50
- Difficult to say without an example and context. (General Chat) - col canary, Oct 11, 08:46:22
- the point it becomes bullying (General Chat) - ghostof barry butler, Oct 11, 08:43:12
  - The irony! (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Oct 11, 09:08:25
    - indeed (n/m) (General Chat) - sotoncanary, Oct 11, 12:41:03

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