oooh i like this:

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"Classic tastes for true Brits only:

Including Worcester Sauce, Marmite, lemon curd, marmalade, HP Sauce, Lion?s Midget Gems, pork scratchings, Banks? Mild, Branston Pickle, black pudding, pork pies and curry sauce on chips."

happily i dislike almost all of those, so i'm obviously destined to be booted out of the country should 'the ordinary man' ever take charge

as for the "quintessentially British game" of cricket - yes because all of Britain loves it and no where else in the world gives a stuff, certainly not in India or Pakistan

nice bit on tolerance:

"Tolerance ? one of the greatest British traits: I truly believe we are the most tolerant nation on the planet so it winds me up when people either accuse us of being racist or abuse our tolerance.

For the record, let me state clearly that you can be a patriot and not a racist.

You can celebrate our glorious history, traditions and culture without hating people for the colour of their skin."

so you'd think he'd be more tolerant than most then?

"IN the past three years 70,000 foreigners were given work permits even though they didn?t have a job in Britain.

Don?t explode yet, it gets worse."

i think you'd secretly agree with this though pants:

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Posted By: predictionmakinggod, Nov 11, 17:56:07