No, he's gagging ON it

Thing about DiF is that he cannot bear not being right. It's why he's never seen in the same room as the Pope, cos there's gonna be knuckles over infallibility.

Even now he is hunched over Google, pale and tense, the sweat of desperation dripping off his brow, looking for a way to show that there is no way that a kind of hard Swiss sheese with many holes in it can ever, EVER properly be spelt "emmenthal". He will not stop until he has proved that to his own satisfaction (even if to no-one else's).

Posted By: Old Git, Sep 7, 14:13:57