generally.... I guess that

when you are shovelling s**t you want to get it away from you as quick as possible... so you shovel quickly... and the s**t disappears even quicker. Therefore the main determinant as to the speed of the s**t is not the s**t, nor the shovel, nor indeed the energy source (ie the shovellee)... but the degree of stink eminating from said s**t. Hence any argument as to stool consistency, shovel size, weight, etc. is missing the point.

Posted By: Pixelman, May 24, 18:09:14