Well, I was woken on Monday by the sound of the lawn mower

when I looked out the window it was my desk top pushing the flymo. My laptop was on a sun lounger smoking a fag through USB Port No.1 with a glass of wine ready to pour into USB Port No.2 Strange thing is (if that wasn't enough) I don't have a lawn.

Posted By: Old Splat, May 10, 20:59:34