car slash computer chat

my frau went down the road to visit the farter in law and as she was approaching his house she saw not one but two laptops in the road. just lying there on the floor. with all the secret s**t. so she scooped them up and they looked unscathed. opens one of them up and it pops into life with a womans name on so she goes in the farter in laws and says is your neighbour called janet henson (name has been kept the same for total lack of security reasons) and he says "no" but he has the dementias a bit and he didn't look too convinced so she goes round next doors and yes she is janet hensons but she don't own no laptops fool. turns out it was the gas engineer who owned the laptops and he must have put them on the roof of his car and driv off the tit. anyway turns out they have been reunited and they were fine as they were in the ruggedised cases that the engineers have. lucky nobody driv over them, or off with them, with all the secret gas s**t.

Posted By: Tombs, Feb 23, 14:15:01