MEMO: 08/07/21 17.25 TO: legal eagles. SUBJECT: car manufacturer emissions scandal compo

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Dear Legal Eagles,

1. I keep getting pestered by Slater & Gordon Lawyers trying to get me to sign up to let them take my case to court as the conniving f**kers that built my car were fiddling the exhaust emmissions figures and it would appear that i may be in line for a spot of old compensation (compo).

2. Obviously if the case is successful Slater and Gordon will hive off a big old chunk of any compo in return for their services.

3. What's the deal with just waiting until the case has been tried, verdict delivered and if the car manufacturers are proven to have diddled the figures then pursue them myself through the courts.

4. Obviously all the finely honed legal minds on here that are actually practicing law and making a living from it will be protecting their bretheren and state that using a lawyer is the only way but i was just musing about cutting out the middle manslashwoman and self rumpoling this off.

5. Thank you in in advance.

I remain Your obedient Servant.
Tommy B Lander
South Norfolk Posse

Posted By: Tombs, Jul 8, 17:30:36