I think you need a plot twist

About to slash his wrists with the potato peeler, Yashin is distracted by the words "My pussy's dripping" from the television. Soon he is entranced by the magical world of British class distinction, double-entendre and tolerance of those of opposite sexual orientation. He realises that the world can be a happy place. He rushes to the window, throws open the curtains and sees sunlight over St Petersburg. A tiny flower has taken root in a crack in the concrete of his balcony and is blooming. Yashin drops to his knees in wonder. His childhood faith in the Russian Orthodox church is rekindled.

Posted By: Old Git, Mar 22, 11:32:50