Toss off some pancetta, soak the shirt in five lugs of your second best extra virgin...

...rip some basil up, smash some small pumpkins into smithereens and shout "sha-MOAN motherFucker" before dancing the jig and boiling the player for 17 hours. He will shrink so much that the shirt will appear empty - but that's pukka tukka, you fukka

Posted By: Jamie Oliver, Mar 6, 12:38:38