Snakey's Lunchtime Caption Competition (c)2006 Chilly Dickson Ltd

Entry window: 12:00-13:00 approx
Results: 14:00 approx

Today's Caption:-
User Posted Link

Current Caption League Table
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Hertz van Rental:14
FiercePanda:11
Jim Nasium:10
DonLogan:10
BSE Canary:9
DDiM:4
BeverlyHills0201:4
Squirrel:3
Conker:1
Arizona Bay:1
Pants:1
The Field:0
KingsLynnCanary:-2

Scoring
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Winner:10pts
RunnerUp:4pts
ThirdPlace:1pt
Arguing:-1pt

(Snakey reserves the right to not issue a caption
competition everyday depending on whether he
can be arsed or not.)

Posted By: Snakey, Mar 6, 12:02:54

Follow Ups

"Wealth Management"
Posted By: mr carra, Mar 6, 13:31:37
"The rumours suggesting that Nigel Worthington talks....
Posted By: SimonOTBC, Mar 6, 13:15:33
"You think HE's past it? Just wait until the January window!"
Posted By: mr carra, Mar 6, 13:06:41
Testes, Testes. 1, 2. 1, 2. Have you seen Mike Hunt?
Posted By: Squiggles, Mar 6, 13:01:36
Worthy passes a stinking shirt from Pat Butchers gym kit to new City left back to wash...
Posted By: Fierce Panda, Mar 6, 12:58:59
He's related to Bobby Charlton you know. Now, has anyone got Paul Dalglish's number?
Posted By: Squiggles, Mar 6, 12:58:35
Worthington and Charlton unveil Norwich's latest midfield signing
Posted By: Steve in Holland, Mar 6, 12:58:08
1
Dobby the House Elf cast in new Harry Potter film - Worthy delighted
Posted By: Partial Angler, Mar 6, 12:53:50
See, pixies *are* real
Posted By: Partial Angler, Mar 6, 12:52:59
Speak up Brown, you're coming through
Posted By: Fierce Panda, Mar 6, 12:49:45
...
Posted By: Squiggles, Mar 6, 12:46:09
'Last one touching the shirt avoids the sack' competition enters final stages.
Posted By: Hertz van Rental, Mar 6, 12:43:41
...and the hidden letters on my shirt behind this yellow one are "I M". No Wot I Mean?
Posted By: Partial Angler, Mar 6, 12:40:57
...
Posted By: Squiggles, Mar 6, 12:39:47
6
NW: I went to Bolton for Speed, but ended up taking Charlie
Posted By: DonLogan, Mar 6, 12:39:36
Alien abductions confirms as Robert Chase sends secret CIA signals by satellite
Posted By: Conspiracy Theorist, Mar 6, 12:39:25
Nige was well chuffed to sign the freshly de-Gothed lead singer of Placebo...
Posted By: Fierce Panda, Mar 6, 12:38:44
3
Toss off some pancetta, soak the shirt in five lugs of your second best extra virgin...
Posted By: Jamie Oliver, Mar 6, 12:38:38
...equally talented at left back and midfield...
Posted By: Partial Angler, Mar 6, 12:35:17
Amazing the crap you can pick up in Malaysia isn't it?
Posted By: Brandonio, Mar 6, 12:34:55
I'm proud to present my new ukelele, notmean?
Posted By: Partial Angler, Mar 6, 12:34:48
"Psst Simon, to save time I'll give you all of team talks your now ...
Posted By: bjt, Mar 6, 12:34:32
Worthington 'Bollocks to playing him at Left Back, he's the new Makalale notmean'
Posted By: Brandonio, Mar 6, 12:32:15
1
Norwich City do their bit for the community on Bring A Bald Dwarf To Work Day.
Posted By: Arizona Bay, Mar 6, 12:30:21
"Well ok he may not be a lovely size but its another body!"
Posted By: Jim, Mar 6, 12:29:47
Roger Munby prepares himself to explain "the Charlton model" to the manager yet again.
Posted By: Arizona Bay, Mar 6, 12:25:56
"Turn round boss, the press want you to say a few words"
Posted By: football widow, Mar 6, 12:25:42
1
Nigel when we said we're going for "the Charlton model", we meant the club ... n/m
Posted By: bjt, Mar 6, 12:23:59
To be a successful club
Posted By: Gorleston Rob, Mar 6, 12:23:13
"Micro cock men get Shirty!"
Posted By: Jim, Mar 6, 12:22:55
2
Latest digital rendering technology reveals identity of Player A.
Posted By: Squiggles, Mar 6, 12:22:19
What do you mean you don't play right-wing - you do now, notmean ... n/m
Posted By: bjt, Mar 6, 12:21:33
1
Here's Pat Butchers gymkit
Posted By: Small, Mar 6, 12:21:10
Can someone please change the batteries in these microphones?
Posted By: John in Texas, Mar 6, 12:20:56
Worthington chants "who needs morinho, we've got Simon Charlton....."
Posted By: pants, Mar 6, 12:17:16
Worthington and Charlton pilot radical new scheme to get the lads "up for the game"
Posted By: Squiggles, Mar 6, 12:17:13
Worthy & Charlton welcome new "invisible striker" to the club
Posted By: BSE Canary, Mar 6, 12:15:34
Giant Grey scaled man with fat arm flattens talking penis man and City's new left back
Posted By: Fierce Panda, Mar 6, 12:14:54
Shock as Worthington is unveiled as answer to Norwichs Defensive problems
Posted By: conker, Mar 6, 12:14:13
1
Simon "I love it here, I'm well looking forward to
Posted By: pants, Mar 6, 12:14:11
Pastel blue really brings out your eyes...
Posted By: Brom, Mar 6, 12:10:57
Worthington: 'I am very happy to have signed the new Makelele, notmean'...
Posted By: Brom, Mar 6, 12:10:18
Dont get shirty with me
Posted By: conker, Mar 6, 12:09:35
Charlton "oh, nice and smooth that, where did you get your bum waxed Nigel?"
Posted By: pants, Mar 6, 12:09:24
"Worthington let his nether regions do the talking ...
Posted By: Arizona Bay, Mar 6, 12:09:09
"Powder blue really suits you boss". "Ta Charlie, love what you've done with your hair"
Posted By: DonLogan, Mar 6, 12:09:04
1
Strangely, the tiger didn't damage the shirt at all
Posted By: Partial Angler, Mar 6, 12:07:34
Who Is The Better Left Back?
Posted By: Martin Peters, Mar 6, 12:06:44
3
"The sound man obviously realised that Worthy was talking bollocks"
Posted By: The Editor of Milk, Mar 6, 12:06:42
NW: I'm handging this shirt over as I've just been appointed manager of Coventry City
Posted By: Basil Wrathbone, Mar 6, 12:06:17
nigel did you just float an air biscuit?
Posted By: Swarn, Mar 6, 12:06:03
Do you think we should lower the shirt a little so that Mcveigh can be in the phot?
Posted By: conker, Mar 6, 12:05:39
'Ere Nige, can you turn around so we can hear what you have to say?
Posted By: DonLogan, Mar 6, 12:05:37
Worthington's cock announces new signing
Posted By: Brom, Mar 6, 12:05:34
1
"I tell you what Simon, someone keeps turning that mic off and on
Posted By: pants, Mar 6, 12:04:52

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