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Checked if it's 4 stroke or 2 stroke and used the right fuel and right mix?!

Emptied the carb of fuel as well as the tommy tank? If that fuel is rank it won't startt til fresh is pulled through.

Checked to see if there's a fuel tap and that it's open? (And unblocked)

Getting desperate? Take the spark plug out and heat it in the oven for a bit, about 120 degrees 10-15 mins. If you don't know how to work the oven, good! Get your missus to do it. Then stick it back in while hot and try to start straight away.

If all else fails - down to Halfords, t**t MIKE on your way in, get a can of Easy-Start and squirt the f**knoit of it

Posted By: Real Man, Mar 21, 17:21:18