Messages For 24th April 2025

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• 25/04/2025
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  Scum milking their fans for an extra 10% for ST’s next season
  Posted By: MonkeyPuzzle, Apr 24, 22:03:25
• Bamford and Farke sketch on new Athletico Mince pod is very funny
  Posted By: I Am H2O, Apr 24, 21:57:26
• 3
  Got an email saying my subscription to Jumbo’s OnlyFans will renew if I want it
  Posted By: Old Git, Apr 24, 21:49:35
• 5
  Got an email saying two season tickets are mine if I still want them
  Posted By: Jumbo1, Apr 24, 21:32:08
• 38
  RIP 🇺🇸 tourism industry
  Posted By: jamesward, Apr 24, 20:17:42
• 2
  Jamie Vardy player manager
  Posted By: Trent_Canary, Apr 24, 19:51:24
• 3
  Just got in. I'm parched.
  Posted By: Chris Peacock, Apr 24, 19:37:40
• 12
  Wilshere quotes on Hoff exit …
  Posted By: loz, Apr 24, 19:33:28
• Anyone said Rusty Bin yet?
  Posted By: BigGrantHolt, Apr 24, 19:14:02
• 2
  Is too late to say Russell Harty?
  Posted By: Nelsons final flanel, Apr 24, 18:15:11
• 13
  and you can have these f******* things back!
  Posted By: Tombs, Apr 24, 17:46:08
• 14
  We'll probably find out new city boss before the new pope??
  Posted By: Goosebumps, Apr 24, 15:38:56
• 27
  I wonder if Schwartau will stay
  Posted By: camcan, Apr 24, 15:15:20
• 3
  Happy Birthday
  Posted By: Augustus Pablo, Apr 24, 14:57:30
• 17
  Co-Op meal deal chicken and bacon sandwich
  Posted By: Klobo04, Apr 24, 14:46:54
• Rafffa Raphael!
  Posted By: Tony Martin, Apr 24, 14:14:43
• it's not a paywall
  Posted By: earthleakage, Apr 24, 14:10:36
• 7
  the attack on kyiv last night was a mostly foiled revenge missile terror attack by russia
  Posted By: Tombs, Apr 24, 13:38:08
• 1
  Someone must have done Ricky Martin..
  Posted By: usacanary, Apr 24, 13:35:00
• 11
  Just spotted Mikey’s car
  Posted By: jamesward, Apr 24, 13:13:07
• 4
  I'm going to come out and say it....
  Posted By: usacanary, Apr 24, 13:11:09
• 8
  My horror of the morning
  Posted By: camcan, Apr 24, 13:08:51
• 1
  Ra - Ra - Russ Martin
  Posted By: Azteca, Apr 24, 13:05:57
• 6
  Vardy, player manager?
  Posted By: BSE Canary, Apr 24, 13:05:04
• 15
  So what happened to the release list....
  Posted By: usacanary, Apr 24, 13:02:09
• 3
  I'm a little out of sorts.
  Posted By: Milko, Apr 24, 12:56:09
• 2
  Is it too late for Rusty Trombone...
  Posted By: usacanary, Apr 24, 12:44:45
• 14
  Got the workman in, how many cups of coffee is reasonable?
  Posted By: Charles21, Apr 24, 12:37:07
• 4
  Fuck's sake, I go off-grid in the Argyll hills for a few days and when I come back
  Posted By: Old Git, Apr 24, 12:35:44
• 5
  Anyone else a little out of kilter?
  Posted By: Augustus Pablo, Apr 24, 11:19:39
• 16
  Injuries
  Posted By: APB, Apr 24, 10:23:16
• 6
  Darcey Bussell
  Posted By: Goosebumps, Apr 24, 10:21:18
• 5
  Liz tRuss
  Posted By: KevinBond, Apr 24, 10:13:59
• Russell Coight is available
  Posted By: I Am H2O, Apr 24, 09:45:32
• Russ Conway could get a tune out of them
  Posted By: Fenwood Lad, Apr 24, 09:38:32
• 5
  Jack Wilshire 7/4 favourite. I’d rather have Jack Sparrow
  Posted By: thirsty work, Apr 24, 09:31:42
• 1
  Do you think Knappersack acted when he did
  Posted By: paulg, Apr 24, 09:07:25
• 26
  Knapper interview from February 2025. Asked about goals for the rest of the season (13:15.
  Posted By: The Gaffer, Apr 24, 09:06:35
• 1
  What do you call a man under a pile of leaves? - Russell. What do you call a man under a
  Posted By: Chris Peacock, Apr 24, 08:52:24
• 2
  My cat Russo is not ruling himself out
  Posted By: camcan, Apr 24, 08:47:49
• Russell Watson.. he would get the fans singing again
  Posted By: colincanary, Apr 24, 08:24:27
• …
  Posted By: Under soil heating, Apr 24, 08:03:53
• 3
  PM: Kenton Canary - How's the taper going?
  Posted By: NxNW, Apr 24, 08:00:51
• 17
  Sutton column hard to disagree
  Posted By: loz, Apr 24, 07:50:10
• Rustling a bag of sweets in the cinema is still...
  Posted By: Cardiff Canary, Apr 24, 07:48:08
• Russell Grant still available
  Posted By: Stroud Canary, Apr 24, 07:40:58
• 1
  Russ T Teatowelholder still available
  Posted By: Augustus Pablo, Apr 24, 07:35:32
• 2
  Rustie Lee still available
  Posted By: dr fanta, Apr 24, 07:28:10
• 1
  Russ Abbot?
  Posted By: Nelsons final flanel, Apr 24, 07:02:47
• 🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵
  Posted By: ghostof barry butler, Apr 24, 06:56:22
• 3
  for GOBB 🎶
  Posted By: Springsteen_Twat, Apr 24, 03:49:26
• 2
  Russell Bromley would be the best fit
  Posted By: Springsteen_Twat, Apr 24, 03:38:54
• 1
  Russell Brand still available
  Posted By: footymadman, Apr 24, 03:28:22
• Russell Crowe still available
  Posted By: The Gaffer, Apr 24, 02:57:04
• 4
  Russell T Davies still available
  Posted By: Augustus Pablo, Apr 24, 00:27:55
• Russell and Bromley still available
  Posted By: Augustus Pablo, Apr 24, 00:27:13
• 14
  Par first!
  Posted By: Kangol Canary, Apr 24, 00:10:02

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