Never argue with Dave in France, son

It'll end badly. Either he's right (usually), or else he'll be so upset that you've caught him out that he will post 3,000 messages of ever-increasing labyrinthine complexity trying to defend himself. You get caught in a Gordian knot of logic-chopping from which you will be lucky to emerge with your sanity.

Posted By: Old Git on September 6th 2007 at 16:27:50

Message Thread

Anyone experienced Heinz baked beans & cumberland sausages? (General Chat) - Tomblander, Sep 6, 15:58:25
- A Cumberland sausage is supposed to be one very long curly sausage (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Sep 6, 16:27:09
- It's national sausage week. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Sep 6, 16:19:34
  - Is that what you told the Girl Guides when they came round on bob a job? (General Chat) - Old Git, Sep 6, 16:24:16
    - What'(wa)s a tanner? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 6, 17:13:40
      - Come on Young Hawes, you're older than me and even I know that. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 6, 17:17:43
    - No, I told them it was National Clothes Swapping week. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Sep 6, 16:26:56
  - Damn! (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Sep 6, 16:21:31
- They make the beans taste funny in my experience. (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Sep 6, 16:16:27
  - baked beans originally had pork in them (General Chat) - Dave in France, Sep 6, 16:20:35
    - I don't believe you (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Sep 6, 16:21:53
      - Never argue with Dave in France, son (General Chat) - Old Git, Sep 6, 16:27:50
        
        Good advice (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Sep 6, 16:29:09
        
        cna't find much to back up my claims succintly, so i'll put it into my own words (General Chat) - Dave in France, Sep 6, 16:34:30
        
        *can't* (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Sep 6, 17:11:49
        
        i'll put it into my own words (General Chat) - Tomblander, Sep 6, 16:38:25
        
        no (General Chat) - Dave in France, Sep 6, 16:45:57
  - Have to fess up (General Chat) - Tomblander, Sep 6, 16:19:07
    - Have you ever had a cup of beans? (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Sep 6, 16:20:28
      - With a sausage? Savoury 99. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Sep 6, 16:28:09
      - like a a brazillion times (General Chat) - Tomblander, Sep 6, 16:23:49
        
        haha (General Chat) - Small, Sep 6, 16:27:54
        
        brilliant lol (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Sep 6, 16:35:50
- Why do Frankfurters come in packs of 10 and finger buns in 6 or 8? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Sep 6, 16:09:38
- 9 (General Chat) - blindasabat, Sep 6, 16:04:07
  - 9 would be a bit excessive though. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Sep 6, 16:07:39
    - alright 7 then (General Chat) - blindasabat, Sep 6, 16:11:18
      - Mr Heinz is indeed a genius (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Sep 6, 16:13:09
        
        *was* (n/m) (General Chat) - mike_the_sphinx, Sep 6, 16:14:19
        
        bloody hell (General Chat) - Tomblander, Sep 6, 16:15:16
- To die for mate (n/m) (General Chat) - mike_the_sphinx, Sep 6, 16:01:21
  - Jolly nice but a bit light on the sausage/bean ratio I thought (General Chat) - Tomblander, Sep 6, 16:03:53
    - have you got some of these? (General Chat) - Dave in France, Sep 6, 16:14:28
      - nope, I am not a sossige smuggler (General Chat) - Tomblander, Sep 6, 16:16:41
    - Acksherly, Ainsley Herriott's cous-cous things are OK. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 6, 16:14:16
      - BENDER (General Chat) - Old Git, Sep 6, 16:21:29
      - how long does it take to make a taboulé yourself, seriously? (General Chat) - Dave in France, Sep 6, 16:18:25
    - Don't swear (General Chat) - mike_the_sphinx, Sep 6, 16:05:20
    - Are they curly cumberlands? (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Sep 6, 16:04:40
      - fraid not just small'uns (General Chat) - Tomblander, Sep 6, 16:05:19

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