Bentley:

"If England win the European Championships, it'll be down to me". Actually, we might see that one...

Posted By: BerlinCanary on September 3rd 2007 at 13:24:01

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Newspaper headlines we won't see this season.... I'll start with (NCFC) - Pixelman, Sep 3, 13:03:48
- "Teenager attacked in street by gang of OAPs" (NCFC) - tim berry, Sep 3, 13:51:02
- Lee Croft admits to having no nipples, and sellotapes wasps where they should be (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Sep 3, 13:50:41
- Berlin Canary actually lives in Berlin (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, Sep 3, 13:45:13
- "Steve In Holland and pants to marry" (n/m) (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Sep 3, 13:43:16
- Ex City Legend wins Turner Prize (NCFC) - pants, Sep 3, 13:38:26
  - how random is that... (NCFC) - phrankin, Sep 3, 13:41:39
  - lol. How the f*** did you find that ? (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Sep 3, 13:39:36
    - yip (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Sep 3, 13:43:17
      - was it you that posted that the other day then? (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Sep 3, 13:47:33
        
        nope (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Sep 3, 13:54:20
- "Norwich City sign centre back" (n/m) (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Sep 3, 13:37:51
  - "Norwich City sign good centre back" (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Sep 3, 13:39:48
- "Diana's death was an accident" - Daily Express (n/m) (NCFC) - Dog, Sep 3, 13:31:13
  - Diana to appear in one off episode of "One foot in the grave" (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Sep 3, 13:52:25
  - "Express Bans Diana" (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Sep 3, 13:36:21
- 'Mickey' from the Head & Shoulders ads voted 'Man of the Year' (n/m) (NCFC) - mr carra, Sep 3, 13:29:42
- "Read the new article our popular columnist Robert Romans' " (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Sep 3, 13:28:48
  - Actually... Winner. (n/m) (NCFC) - Dog, Sep 3, 13:29:06
    - Fickle fuck - that is what you are (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Sep 3, 13:30:51
      - It's a fast-moving world, media. (NCFC) - Dog, Sep 3, 13:31:37
        
        Fuck off post modern knobber head (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Sep 3, 13:32:48
        
        "Fierce Panda in toys out of pram shocker" (NCFC) - Dog, Sep 3, 13:34:29
        
        That was nice... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Sep 3, 13:40:21
        
        Could you stop swearing please (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Sep 3, 13:34:02
        
        OK (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Sep 3, 13:34:24
- Pete Docherty kicks drugs, stops being a wanker and writes a good song shocker (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Sep 3, 13:28:36
  - He does write good songs. (NCFC) - tim berry, Sep 3, 13:32:03
    - He's shit... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Sep 3, 13:34:02
  - What about Amy? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Sep 3, 13:30:10
  - Winner. (n/m) (NCFC) - Dog, Sep 3, 13:28:52
- Civil Court Turns down McClaren's appeal at being charged for 3 hair cuts at local Salon (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Sep 3, 13:27:21
- Lee Croft signs up for new Toy Story film. (n/m) (NCFC) - Dog, Sep 3, 13:27:12
- Amy Whinehouse is actually good! (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Sep 3, 13:27:09
  - I like Whinehouse...... (n/m) (NCFC) - phrankin, Sep 3, 13:31:59
- "phrankin: Yes, actually, perhaps I was wrong about that one". (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Sep 3, 13:27:04
- "Glenn Hoddle takes the reins off failing England squad as McLaren sacked" (n/m) (NCFC) - tim berry, Sep 3, 13:25:44
- Despite seeing his side lose, Panda enjoyed being in Norwich 1st Sep 2007 (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Sep 3, 13:25:28
- England meet expectations in dominant defeat of Israel. (n/m) (NCFC) - Dog, Sep 3, 13:24:05
  - whose expectations are those? (NCFC) - mr carra, Sep 3, 13:30:49
    - That's why it's an unlikely headline... (n/m) (NCFC) - Dog, Sep 3, 13:32:23
      - on so many levels (n/m) (NCFC) - mr carra, Sep 3, 13:34:21
- Manager of the Henry VIII Pub Team Drafts Headless Chicken into Central Defence (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Sep 3, 13:24:01
- "Emile Heskey called into England squad" (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Sep 3, 13:22:50
- Arizona Bay wins fish husbandry award (n/m) (NCFC) - camcan, Sep 3, 13:21:10
- "I lost 3 stone in a week! And now I'm dead!" (n/m) (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, Sep 3, 13:20:33
- "Doherty puts in transfer request" (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Sep 3, 13:20:17
  - or even (NCFC) - camcan, Sep 3, 13:22:37
    - Boooooooo. (n/m) (NCFC) - tim berry, Sep 3, 13:24:43
    - is that because when he does have a good game no one is gracious enough to admit it? (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Sep 3, 13:24:31
      - I am... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Sep 3, 13:26:14
      - I thought he played well Saturday (n/m) (NCFC) - phrankin, Sep 3, 13:26:12
        
        played well defensively but missed a couple of excellent chances at the other end (n/m) (NCFC) - mr carra, Sep 3, 13:27:39
        
        I thought he was okay against hull when everyone was slating him (NCFC) - camcan, Sep 3, 14:04:52
        
        Whisper this quietly (NCFC) - DiscoDaleGordon, Sep 3, 15:45:34
      - Well said. (n/m) (NCFC) - tim berry, Sep 3, 13:25:54
- Andy Hughes eyes England Call Up, By David Bentley (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Sep 3, 13:18:38
  - "Bentley: I can't believe I'm actually in the England squad" (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Sep 3, 13:20:29
    - Bentley: (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Sep 3, 13:24:01
      - Bentley: (NCFC) - blindasabat, Sep 3, 13:26:22
        
        No, no - Bentley's far too much of a Billy Big Bollocks for such paltry assertions (n/m) (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Sep 3, 13:34:37
        
        s'pose, either way he's only got this week to make them (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Sep 3, 13:42:00
- Jeff Stelling spotted dancing in the streets of TNS. (n/m) (NCFC) - Dog, Sep 3, 13:18:37
- "Knock Knock Tim Berry phenomenon takes UK comedy circuit by storm" (n/m) (NCFC) - tim berry, Sep 3, 13:18:23
  - lol (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Sep 3, 13:19:00
- "Ipswich Town promoted to Premier League" (n/m) (NCFC) - shoddy, Sep 3, 13:17:53
- Dog has rare arse licky allergy (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Sep 3, 13:17:43
- God prooves his existence (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Sep 3, 13:17:01
  - but doesn't proof-read Wrath posts (n/m) (NCFC) - mr carra, Sep 3, 13:19:48
    - Nor do you. (n/m) (NCFC) - tim berry, Sep 3, 13:21:09
      - Ah, my mistake. Should have read both posts... (n/m) (NCFC) - tim berry, Sep 3, 13:21:53
  - ... (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Sep 3, 13:17:31
- Tortoise claims 100m sprint world record. (n/m) (NCFC) - Dog, Sep 3, 13:16:34
  - ", denies testing positive for banned substances" (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Sep 3, 13:18:15
- "Norwich announce Belly Raspberrying ban" (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Sep 3, 13:14:36
- "Thorne unavailable with Foot and Mouth" (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Sep 3, 13:11:45
  - "Thorne available" seems even more unlikely (NCFC) - mr carra, Sep 3, 13:14:54
  - You sure about that one ? (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Sep 3, 13:12:04
- "Uncle Stoopish reported missing after our boys down Argie Belgrano" (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Sep 3, 13:09:07
- "Phew, what a scorcher" (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Sep 3, 13:08:35
  - "and the weathermen say its going to getting even hotter!" (n/m) (NCFC) - shoddy, Sep 3, 13:12:32
- "Norwich City lose home league game to Cardiff" (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Sep 3, 13:08:22
- "Real-life Pepe le Pew rapes cat" (n/m) (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, Sep 3, 13:08:10
  - *nearly snotting a mouthful of chicken sandwich* (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Sep 3, 13:09:17
- Pygmy fellates John Sessions whilst making a flan. (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Sep 3, 13:07:30
  - Alan takes up post as head of MENSA (n/m) (NCFC) - camcan, Sep 3, 13:09:09
    - camcan posts in wrong place (n/m) (NCFC) - camcan, Sep 3, 13:09:30
- Indeed. Only Waghorn spells like that. (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Sep 3, 13:07:10

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