Blimey, that's a bit numbersy and precise.

"Fucking hot pan, for not very long"

There's a restraunt near me however, where I do have to order "medium", 'cos the Chef is one of those that uses an internal conversion table:

Customer orders "blue", customer gets "blue"
Customer orders "rare", customer gets "blue"
Customer orders "medium", customer gets "rare"
Customer orders "well done", customer gets asked to consider ordering the chicken instead, it's very good tonight, I can highly recommend it.

Thinking about it, he's probably Freunch.

Posted By: Arizona Bay on April 18th 2007 at 13:50:16

Message Thread

Paul McVeigh - A disgrace!!! (NCFC) - ingi, Apr 18, 13:04:30
- He was shit and I said before (NCFC) - XXL16, Apr 18, 13:32:14
  - ☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺� ��☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺� �☺☺☺☺☺☺? (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Apr 18, 13:36:03
    - ASAKLASDKLAKDL:AKL:KD:lA (n/m) (n/m) (NCFC) - XXL16, Apr 18, 13:41:14
      - lolitong (n/m) (NCFC) - Dave in France, Apr 18, 13:46:36
- what i can't understand.... (NCFC) - coney, Apr 18, 13:05:37
  - agree, i didnt chant but when he didnt repond i just had outrage (NCFC) - ingi, Apr 18, 13:11:19
  - I must admit I didn't hear any chants for him (NCFC) - double hipness, Apr 18, 13:09:54
    - I didnt hear any chants for McV either - the F* useless chant aimed at their goalie was (NCFC) - Commisar_Canary, Apr 18, 21:05:37
    - It was at the end of the first half, when he walked off to the tunnel. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Apr 18, 13:15:36
      - i was going to get a pie until the stewad asked me if i liked food poisoning n.m (n/m) (NCFC) - ingi, Apr 18, 13:23:19
        
        Worst bloody chicken balti I've tasted (n/m) (NCFC) - hod80, Apr 18, 13:28:43
      - There is only one type of pie acceptable at football matches... (NCFC) - Brom, Apr 18, 13:17:21
        
        Ugh. You have got to be having a fucking joke. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Apr 18, 13:23:01
        
        and you were in the spiritual home of meat and potato pies (NCFC) - camcan, Apr 18, 13:25:29
        
        you forgot (NCFC) - Tomblander, Apr 18, 13:24:20
        
        Once again you have shown yourself to have very limited taste (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, Apr 18, 13:23:56
        
        ... says Genesis Crispy Bacon Boy (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Apr 18, 13:28:48
        
        as long as it's not the crispy bacon (NCFC) - camcan, Apr 18, 13:31:17
        
        Jezeus. They actually do that? (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Apr 18, 13:34:49
        
        Agreed (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, Apr 18, 13:32:45
        
        and he likes his steak medium (NCFC) - Dave in France, Apr 18, 13:30:58
        
        Prefer my steak not to be oozing blood and still mooing while on my plate (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, Apr 18, 13:32:36
        
        well that proves my point (NCFC) - Dave in France, Apr 18, 13:37:06
        
        Wipe it's arse, shave it, serve it. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Apr 18, 13:39:37
        
        yeh always ask for mine raw-medium (NCFC) - Brandonio, Apr 18, 13:52:03
        
        In Argentina you can only have it raw... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Apr 18, 13:53:39
        
        damn right really, when in Rome... (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, Apr 18, 14:06:06
        
        i agree (NCFC) - Dave in France, Apr 18, 13:45:58
        
        My grandfather used to ask for his steak to be moved slowly through a warm room (NCFC) - Old Git, Apr 18, 13:52:17
        
        probably because fire had yet to be invented... (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Apr 18, 22:45:16
        
        Blimey, that's a bit numbersy and precise. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Apr 18, 13:50:16
        
        yeah that's a french system (NCFC) - Dave in France, Apr 18, 13:54:54
        
        I had a brilliant overcoooked tuna experience once (NCFC) - Old Git, Apr 18, 14:03:13
        
        lol classic (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, Apr 18, 14:07:38
        
        rolf (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Apr 18, 14:07:16
        
        i thought you were going to say they gave you the (NCFC) - Dave in France, Apr 18, 14:24:05
        
        Why don't you tell 'em not to then? (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Apr 18, 13:56:47
        
        * BINGO * (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Apr 18, 13:36:18
        
        what about (NCFC) - Dave in France, Apr 18, 13:18:28
        
        and they didn't have the extensive selection of wraps on offer like at Chelsea (n/m) (NCFC) - double hipness, Apr 18, 13:23:31
    - what a crap song that is by the way! n.m (n/m) (NCFC) - ingi, Apr 18, 13:11:47
      - I think we got it off the Leicester fans on Satdee. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Apr 18, 13:15:58
        
        Wrong... (NCFC) - Brom, Apr 18, 14:57:05
        
        Sheffield Wednesday fans at home, wasn't it? (n/m) (NCFC) - Declan, Apr 18, 14:34:23

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