Hey ChatGPT, Write a synopsis for a standard Jason Statham film called the Gold Miner

ChatGPT said:
Title: The Gold Miner
Starring: Jason Statham
Genre: Action/Thriller

Synopsis:

When ex-Special Forces operative Jack Malone (Jason Statham) retires to a remote Alaskan town to escape his violent past, he hopes to live a quiet life panning for gold and minding his own business. But peace is short-lived.

After stumbling upon a hidden vein of gold worth millions, Jack becomes the target of a ruthless criminal syndicate led by a corrupt mining tycoon who'll stop at nothing to claim the fortune for himself. When the locals are threatened and his newfound solitude is shattered, Jack is forced to dig up old skills—and some buried grudges.

Armed with little more than a pickaxe, a few improvised explosives, and a deep well of badassery, Jack declares war on the syndicate. What follows is a brutal game of cat and mouse across frozen wilderness, abandoned tunnels, and snow-covered towns as Jack mines for more than gold—he’s digging for justice.

Tagline: He came for peace. They struck trouble.

Posted By: Ken Dodds Dads Dog on April 10th 2025 at 10:26:54

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an increasingly stupid and utterly incredulous and totally ridiculous shitshow (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 10, 08:12:36
- Awesome film (n/m) (General Chat) - phrankin, Apr 10, 13:25:35
  - rooting for them or the finn? (n/m) (General Chat) - Cable Gap Pioneer, Apr 10, 14:33:18
    - Haha (n/m) (General Chat) - jamesward, Apr 10, 18:21:42
    - *chortle* (n/m) (General Chat) - Pixelman, Apr 10, 16:13:07
- Having recently done a lot of research into a specific Raid in WWII I am fed up with… (General Chat) - Ruttles, Apr 10, 10:50:26
  - .... (General Chat) - paulg, Apr 10, 11:16:15
- The bit in the river 🤣 (n/m) (General Chat) - Chris Peacock, Apr 10, 08:50:47
- Good fun, but a poundshop Tarantino fillum (n/m) (General Chat) - LowestoftBoy, Apr 10, 08:34:26
  - Well it's probably run on a budget of a quid in comparison to a Tarantino film. (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 10, 09:11:18
- Blimey. How is this not a Jason Statham film? (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Apr 10, 08:26:40
  - Not able to shoe in a work related title (General Chat) - inutero, Apr 10, 09:51:58
    - The Finn (n/m) (General Chat) - Legacy Fan, Apr 10, 12:31:17
      - Or even better, "Finn". (n/m) (General Chat) - Legacy Fan, Apr 10, 12:31:56
    - The Gold Miner (n/m) (General Chat) - Pixelman, Apr 10, 09:55:18
      - Hey ChatGPT, Write a synopsis for a standard Jason Statham film called the Gold Miner (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Apr 10, 10:26:54
        
        I'd watch it... (General Chat) - Pixelman, Apr 10, 16:22:18
      - It's 24 Karat Action (n/m) (General Chat) - inutero, Apr 10, 10:10:03

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