my old fenton done a football sock

you know that thing that dogs do when the turd don't wanna leave home and they are in the squat, trembling looking at you like you have magic powers. that happened but it was a badly digested football sock hanging out of it's arse (sure i've telled this afore) on a family dog walk in germany. my initial casualty assessment was correct so best course of action was to remove the foreign object using the tomblandic manouevre whereby i trap the end of the dangling s**t covered sock on the deck with a stick and the long haired general is dispatched 10 metres away with a treat to coax the dog in and the sock is displaced. as she called out his name a platoon of elderly german nordic walkers entered the scene, she called the fenton in, einstein kicked in and the s**t covered sock pinged out of his arse and wrapped itself tightly around my forearm in a helix 😬 much to the obvious disgust of the chermans. rip usacs pooch.

Posted By: Tombs on November 22nd 2019 at 10:12:17

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