Nobody knows where my Johnny has gone...

...oh no, hold up, sorry, he's over there punching the s**t out of someone...

Posted By: Dandy Highburyman on December 14th 2015 at 08:53:56

Message Thread

Anybody seen The Sun online today? Ffs! (NCFC) - city_lad, Dec 14, 07:53:16
- "SNOT WERTH IT JOHN!" (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Dec 14, 10:40:12
  - She even says think of your career I think. Had to laugh at the end with (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Dec 14, 11:44:04
- Iceman? (n/m) (NCFC) - bird table, Dec 14, 09:16:57
  - ... (NCFC) - SCC 28, Dec 14, 09:18:17
    - The Iceman Cometh... (NCFC) - bird table, Dec 14, 09:55:07
      - The Iceman in meltdown (n/m) (NCFC) - Mecagoenti, Dec 14, 09:56:52
        
        Iceman not so niceman. (n/m) (NCFC) - bird table, Dec 14, 09:58:25
- If only he'd employed the star jump technique he tried against Arsenal instead (NCFC) - Jim, Dec 14, 09:02:37
- Remember the Chris Sutton Taxi incident? (n/m) (NCFC) - archroy, Dec 14, 09:01:54
  - Nope, but I remember Bradshaw being a bit tasty around the city (n/m) (NCFC) - Dandy Highburyman, Dec 14, 09:05:23
    - Went up in my estimation after that. Taxi drivers are generally shitheads (n/m) (NCFC) - MIKEWALKER, Dec 14, 09:06:41
      - Yes although it was never explained what Bradshaw was doing going to Colney at 2am (n/m) (NCFC) - Jim, Dec 14, 09:07:41
        
        wasn't that after a live televised game at Sheff Utd? (NCFC) - mr carra, Dec 14, 09:18:08
        
        Marvellous. I did like Bradshaw (n/m) (NCFC) - Dandy Highburyman, Dec 14, 09:09:58
        
        Wasn't he on penalties for a while? Scored against the scum iirc (n/m) (NCFC) - MIKEWALKER, Dec 14, 09:26:13
        
        Going to shag the Hy's girl of the week in the clubs hot tub, obviously (n/m) (NCFC) - MIKEWALKER, Dec 14, 09:09:44
        
        He was with another player wasn't he? (n/m) (NCFC) - Jim, Dec 14, 09:17:33
        
        Andy Johnson (n/m) (NCFC) - Adster, Dec 14, 09:21:10
        
        who else! (n/m) (NCFC) - mr carra, Dec 14, 09:29:53
        
        Bradshaw was going off to Colney to shag another player in the hot tub?.. (NCFC) - Dandy Highburyman, Dec 14, 09:19:15
- Chat shit get uppercutted (n/m) (NCFC) - MIKEWALKER, Dec 14, 09:00:03
- lol, things are falling apart (n/m) (NCFC) - yellows2011, Dec 14, 08:57:58
- What if some drunk had a go at yours Mrs ? We don't know the facts just toilet news. (n/m) (NCFC) - Men without hats, Dec 14, 08:55:25
  - If someone had a go at Mrs Adster then I'd walk away like a grown up. (n/m) (NCFC) - Adster, Dec 14, 09:24:16
    - and let her beat the shit out of them (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Dec 14, 09:27:17
    - shithouse (n/m) (NCFC) - MIKEWALKER, Dec 14, 09:26:39
      - Yes. Fighting hurts even if you win (n/m) (NCFC) - Adster, Dec 14, 09:30:00
  - If you get paid ?40k a week and are a high profile sportsman then yes (n/m) (NCFC) - Jim, Dec 14, 09:03:30
    - Yeah cause every other professional footballer is a saint. Let's ship him out ... (NCFC) - Men without hats, Dec 14, 09:06:55
      - How have then sensationalised it? There is a video. (NCFC) - Jim, Dec 14, 09:22:31
      - Can't see any circumstances where as a professional... (NCFC) - loz, Dec 14, 09:09:05
  - "Toilet news" sounds a bit wared as an expression... (NCFC) - Dandy Highburyman, Dec 14, 09:01:22
    - Fair comment Dandy, but I despise newspapers if you can call them that like the Sun/Star. (NCFC) - Men without hats, Dec 14, 09:08:11
  - Exactly (NCFC) - hoolahan, Dec 14, 08:58:00
    - lol he was shitfaced (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Dec 14, 09:01:49
      - So! (n/m) (NCFC) - hoolahan, Dec 14, 09:15:48
    - I wouldn't put myself in that position to start with... (NCFC) - loz, Dec 14, 08:59:27
      - Money doesn't stop people hitting each other... (NCFC) - Dandy Highburyman, Dec 14, 09:06:33
        
        Pro footballers should be responsible with alcohol (NCFC) - SCC 28, Dec 14, 09:07:48
        
        Get off your pedestal - you don't know the facts. But then I spose you would have (NCFC) - Men without hats, Dec 14, 09:10:32
        
        Yep I'd have been sensible (NCFC) - SCC 28, Dec 14, 09:11:58
        
        I thought you advocated minor criminals being shot in the face? I class that as fairly (NCFC) - Adster, Dec 14, 09:19:05
        
        Violent drunks yes (NCFC) - SCC 28, Dec 14, 09:24:55
        
        He's doing his troll-lite thing... (NCFC) - Dandy Highburyman, Dec 14, 09:21:00
        
        Oh yes. He's having a whale of a time though. Bless (n/m) (NCFC) - Adster, Dec 14, 09:29:20
        
        to help with your confusion (NCFC) - SCC 28, Dec 14, 09:32:38
        
        Violence never good. Just escalates matters (NCFC) - essexcanaryOTBC, Dec 14, 11:36:18
        
        lol yes not defending someone just because they play for Norwich City! (NCFC) - SCC 28, Dec 14, 09:26:22
        
        If it was unprovoked then it serves him right. But I watched the vid (NCFC) - Men without hats, Dec 14, 09:47:17
        
        Exactly and why put yourself in that situation... (NCFC) - loz, Dec 14, 09:10:17
        
        Jesus... He's allowed a life (NCFC) - hoolahan, Dec 14, 09:14:01
        
        Well I suspect behave like that and your not allowed a life... (NCFC) - loz, Dec 14, 09:18:47
        
        Prison! What the fuck are you talking about? (n/m) (NCFC) - Adster, Dec 14, 09:25:07
        
        Potentially Actual Bodily Harm isn't it... (NCFC) - loz, Dec 14, 09:27:21
        
        Lol ok (n/m) (NCFC) - hoolahan, Dec 14, 09:21:01
        
        Do you often go out and bloody other people's faces ?? (n/m) (NCFC) - loz, Dec 14, 09:23:00
        
        No... (NCFC) - hoolahan, Dec 14, 09:27:16
        
        If I was a professional footballer I think I would... (NCFC) - loz, Dec 14, 09:35:27
        
        Was he pissed - do we know for certain or are we relying on that rag ? (n/m) (NCFC) - Men without hats, Dec 14, 09:11:21
        
        Tbf if he was sober it wouldn't look any better! (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Dec 14, 09:12:52
        
        Exactly would look even worse no excuse ... (NCFC) - loz, Dec 14, 09:14:56
        
        Ffs I've heard it all now (n/m) (NCFC) - hoolahan, Dec 14, 09:17:14
        
        you are John Ruddy and I claim my ?9 (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Dec 14, 09:26:10
        
        It's jokey bartonesque behaviour isn't it?... (NCFC) - loz, Dec 14, 09:23:49
- Now who is fuckin bedwetting - it's the Sun not git to wipe your arse on. (NCFC) - Men without hats, Dec 14, 08:53:54
  - Even. There is a video (n/m) (NCFC) - Jim, Dec 14, 09:04:05
    - I mean erm, not even! (n/m) (NCFC) - Jim, Dec 14, 09:04:25
      - I didn't see any punch on that though. Did I watch the wrong one? (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Dec 14, 11:46:04
      - You still don't know what was said and I'm sorry Jim if someone was having a pop at my mrs (NCFC) - Men without hats, Dec 14, 09:13:51
        
        Ok but why the automatic assumption someone was having a go at his wife? (n/m) (NCFC) - Jim, Dec 14, 09:19:07
        
        It's not an assumption, I am trying to give an instance cause all we have is a piss poor v (NCFC) - Men without hats, Dec 14, 09:50:11
        
        What is more damning is the witness account in the story (NCFC) - Jim, Dec 14, 10:17:56
        
        hmm "damning" and "seems to imply" don't really go together do they? (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Dec 14, 10:23:35
        
        Ok "potentially" more damning and it does more than imply but it is (NCFC) - Jim, Dec 14, 10:27:32
- Nobody knows the facts (NCFC) - hoolahan, Dec 14, 08:41:44
  - Nobody knows where my Johnny has gone... (NCFC) - Dandy Highburyman, Dec 14, 08:53:56
  - Don't be out at 0230 in the morning then... (NCFC) - loz, Dec 14, 08:49:04
    - Perhaps he misunderstood the term fighting for his place back (n/m) (NCFC) - essexcanaryOTBC, Dec 14, 11:44:04
  - yebbut - he needs to rise above it - not like when he's defending a corner (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Dec 14, 08:46:35
  - Doesn't mean a thing. He's going round on the street looking for a fight.. (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Dec 14, 08:46:08
    - He's going round the street looking for a fight !Ha Ha do you write for the Sun Lee ? (n/m) (NCFC) - Men without hats, Dec 14, 09:18:20
  - True but still does that mean he should conduct himself that way? (NCFC) - city_lad, Dec 14, 08:44:51
    - No way, he should be behaving himself, (NCFC) - I Am Hoot, Dec 14, 08:49:32
      - Totally agree (n/m) (NCFC) - city_lad, Dec 14, 08:53:38
        
        But on the other hand, you know, his fist... (NCFC) - Dandy Highburyman, Dec 14, 08:56:26
    - What? (NCFC) - hoolahan, Dec 14, 08:45:40
      - The witnesses saw the other bloke covered in blood (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Dec 14, 08:48:55
        
        Oh Yh drunk people (n/m) (NCFC) - hoolahan, Dec 14, 08:54:15
        
        Doubt they were as pissed as ruddy (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Dec 14, 09:03:07
      - Could off been a million reasons why it happened (n/m) (NCFC) - hoolahan, Dec 14, 08:46:22
        
        I'd LOVE to see you list a million reasons, but suspect it would break the Wroth (n/m) (NCFC) - mr carra, Dec 14, 09:23:50
- Fucks sake... (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Dec 14, 08:39:28
- Maybe we need another keeper as well now great!! (n/m) (NCFC) - loz, Dec 14, 08:32:17
  - Any indication he's (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Dec 14, 08:35:43
    - going to be charged with anything? (NCFC) - SCC 28, Dec 14, 08:36:33
- No Carl Bradshaw (NCFC) - inutero, Dec 14, 08:24:44
  - Andy Johnson proper shit out over that one dinthee? Crying for a transfer away FFS (n/m) (NCFC) - MIKEWALKER, Dec 14, 09:06:00
  - loved her in Sex & the City (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Dec 14, 08:32:39
  - Ha i loved psycho! (NCFC) - city_lad, Dec 14, 08:29:09
- But apparently he's a really great bloke (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Dec 14, 08:19:03
- "Leave him John, he's not worth it!" (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Dec 14, 08:17:54
  - lol - I've heard that a few times!! (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Dec 14, 08:32:10
- No, that was Sunday. His form dipped 18 months ago (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Dec 14, 08:08:10
  - Its def from sunday? I onow sometimes papers hold on to stories until all the 'facts' are (n/m) (NCFC) - city_lad, Dec 14, 08:11:52
- That will not go down well with the club (n/m) (NCFC) - walksie, Dec 14, 08:01:16
  - certainly not if he misses three months of the season locked up (n/m) (NCFC) - Mecagoenti, Dec 14, 08:06:18
    - shame he couldnt move as quick as that on the goal line (n/m) (NCFC) - pab, Dec 14, 08:21:11
    - Step forward Declan (n/m) (NCFC) - Hulk Rules, Dec 14, 08:10:12

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