You address the diminutive bellhop in passable French

He nods appreciatively, and tells you that the Executive Suite is to the left.

However, when he spots the silver framed photo of the SCS sofa girl his demeanour changes, and he drops the French for candid Estuary English, and calls you all the c**ts under the sun for stealing his memento.

He then pulls out a flick knife and brandishes it at groin height (your groin)

Do you boot it out of his hand instantly, or try and disarm him with a calm and considered approach?

Posted By: MIKEWALKER on January 16th 2014 at 16:41:42

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Choose Your Own Adventure (General Chat) - MIKEWALKER, Jan 16, 15:06:29
- Up please mike..... (n/m) (General Chat) - admckechnie, Jan 16, 15:53:28
  - You press the up button and with a whoosh the lift rises majestically (General Chat) - MIKEWALKER, Jan 16, 16:26:35
    - Secret compartment.... (n/m) (General Chat) - admckechnie, Jan 16, 16:27:42
      - You crouch down and tentatively look into the secret compartment (General Chat) - MIKEWALKER, Jan 16, 16:33:21
        
        Go with my A level French.... (n/m) (General Chat) - admckechnie, Jan 16, 16:36:55
        
        You address the diminutive bellhop in passable French (General Chat) - MIKEWALKER, Jan 16, 16:41:42
        
        I'd try and disarm him with a calm and considered approach (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Jan 16, 20:56:53
        
        Hmmmm.....tricky. A well considered boot out the hand please (n/m) (General Chat) - admckechnie, Jan 16, 16:46:39
        
        You volley his hand with tremendous pace (General Chat) - MIKEWALKER, Jan 16, 16:53:20
        
        Bugger.....better than being clarkesoned in a car park I guess (n/m) (General Chat) - admckechnie, Jan 16, 16:56:45
        
        No Mary option. Does not compute. (n/m) (General Chat) - mike_the_sphinx, Jan 16, 16:35:53
- down arrow (n/m) (General Chat) - Mecagoenti, Jan 16, 15:07:47
  - The lift descends rapidly (General Chat) - MIKEWALKER, Jan 16, 15:13:02
    - *You are not allowed to make a valid smug clever remark ever again after this* (General Chat) - pants, Jan 16, 15:19:32
    - Go to the crowd (n/m) (General Chat) - Mecagoenti, Jan 16, 15:17:11
      - You walk through the carpark to the crowd (General Chat) - MIKEWALKER, Jan 16, 15:22:54
        
        Ahhhhh my dream way to go..... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jan 16, 16:00:11
        
        Chortle (I kept my finger in the previous page though so I'm going back to choose again) (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Jan 16, 15:34:18
        
        not David Bentley I hope (n/m) (General Chat) - Mecagoenti, Jan 16, 15:32:37
        
        *redeemed* (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jan 16, 15:23:51

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