same as Mrs S for our 2nd - 3 and a half hours of that was at home

half an hour in the car getting to hospital

30 seconds in the delivery room

Posted By: Ralf Scrampton on September 6th 2011 at 16:44:26

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Re ante natal classes... (General Chat) - Dandy Highburyman, Sep 6, 14:40:20
- We watched it at school. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Sep 6, 15:03:21
- Doesn't everyone know roughly what to expect (General Chat) - duke of york, Sep 6, 14:42:31
  - Depends how it goes innit? TV REALLY not a good reference either. (General Chat) - megson, Sep 6, 14:49:08
  - Well the tv is nothing like the real thing is it (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Sep 6, 14:45:57
    - Ha, never thought of that, My abiding memory is of thinking (General Chat) - megson, Sep 6, 14:53:05
      - "Now your majesty, I just need to shove a couple of fingers up your chuff" (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Sep 6, 14:56:40
        
        Tuppence. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 6, 14:58:25
    - Surely she would have been to posh to push? (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Sep 6, 14:47:54
    - I'd have thought the TV docs I've seen are a better education (General Chat) - duke of york, Sep 6, 14:47:48
      - You watched a TV doc? Why? Were you strapped down with your eyes glued open? (General Chat) - megson, Sep 6, 14:50:41
      - No chance (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Sep 6, 14:49:24
        
        Mrs DoY didn't scream once either time (General Chat) - duke of york, Sep 6, 15:00:30
        
        Spaffed off her tits on pethidine was she? (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Sep 6, 15:02:42
        
        Hard as nails (General Chat) - duke of york, Sep 6, 15:06:55
        
        my missus 4 hours from waters breaking till delivery (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Sep 6, 15:10:48
        
        same as Mrs S for our 2nd - 3 and a half hours of that was at home (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Sep 6, 16:44:26
        
        Mrs Yarmy just did Gas'n'Air (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Sep 6, 15:10:23
        
        Yep, this is very familiar. (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Sep 6, 17:00:17
        
        Think the first took about (General Chat) - duke of york, Sep 6, 15:15:25
        
        Fuck yeah, forgotten about all that... (General Chat) - Dandy Highburyman, Sep 6, 14:49:52
      - But I bet they would pick up on things like being a freak who gives birth quickly (n/m) (General Chat) - Dandy Highburyman, Sep 6, 14:48:57
  - You'd have thought so... (General Chat) - Dandy Highburyman, Sep 6, 14:43:40
- does blood smell? (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Sep 6, 14:42:10
  - It does when it shoots out of a ripped vagina. (n/m) (General Chat) - songwriter, Sep 6, 15:46:40
  - That amount of it... (General Chat) - Dandy Highburyman, Sep 6, 14:43:56
    - nice (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Sep 6, 14:44:08
      - Indeed... (General Chat) - Dandy Highburyman, Sep 6, 14:47:50
- i never went to 1 class ever (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Sep 6, 14:41:55

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