Re ante natal classes...

...I didn't go to them as then Mrs convinced me she knew what she was doing and she wasn't going to go anyway...

And so it was with unbelievable horror at the duly appointed hour when my son decided to make his move into the world that I walked into the delivery room and saw things that frankly a man should never have to see...and the smell of blood, so much f**king blood, it stunk...

I wish I had gone to at least one class so that I could have been at least warned what to expect...

NEVER want to go through that again...

Posted By: Dandy Highburyman on September 6th 2011 at 14:40:20

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Re ante natal classes... (General Chat) - Dandy Highburyman, Sep 6, 14:40:20
- We watched it at school. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Sep 6, 15:03:21
- Doesn't everyone know roughly what to expect (General Chat) - duke of york, Sep 6, 14:42:31
  - Depends how it goes innit? TV REALLY not a good reference either. (General Chat) - megson, Sep 6, 14:49:08
  - Well the tv is nothing like the real thing is it (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Sep 6, 14:45:57
    - Ha, never thought of that, My abiding memory is of thinking (General Chat) - megson, Sep 6, 14:53:05
      - "Now your majesty, I just need to shove a couple of fingers up your chuff" (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Sep 6, 14:56:40
        
        Tuppence. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 6, 14:58:25
    - Surely she would have been to posh to push? (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Sep 6, 14:47:54
    - I'd have thought the TV docs I've seen are a better education (General Chat) - duke of york, Sep 6, 14:47:48
      - You watched a TV doc? Why? Were you strapped down with your eyes glued open? (General Chat) - megson, Sep 6, 14:50:41
      - No chance (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Sep 6, 14:49:24
        
        Mrs DoY didn't scream once either time (General Chat) - duke of york, Sep 6, 15:00:30
        
        Spaffed off her tits on pethidine was she? (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Sep 6, 15:02:42
        
        Hard as nails (General Chat) - duke of york, Sep 6, 15:06:55
        
        my missus 4 hours from waters breaking till delivery (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Sep 6, 15:10:48
        
        same as Mrs S for our 2nd - 3 and a half hours of that was at home (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Sep 6, 16:44:26
        
        Mrs Yarmy just did Gas'n'Air (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Sep 6, 15:10:23
        
        Yep, this is very familiar. (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Sep 6, 17:00:17
        
        Think the first took about (General Chat) - duke of york, Sep 6, 15:15:25
        
        Fuck yeah, forgotten about all that... (General Chat) - Dandy Highburyman, Sep 6, 14:49:52
      - But I bet they would pick up on things like being a freak who gives birth quickly (n/m) (General Chat) - Dandy Highburyman, Sep 6, 14:48:57
  - You'd have thought so... (General Chat) - Dandy Highburyman, Sep 6, 14:43:40
- does blood smell? (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Sep 6, 14:42:10
  - It does when it shoots out of a ripped vagina. (n/m) (General Chat) - songwriter, Sep 6, 15:46:40
  - That amount of it... (General Chat) - Dandy Highburyman, Sep 6, 14:43:56
    - nice (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Sep 6, 14:44:08
      - Indeed... (General Chat) - Dandy Highburyman, Sep 6, 14:47:50
- i never went to 1 class ever (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Sep 6, 14:41:55

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