I would probably

pull her sloggis to one side, part her bushy fanny hair and press a lollipop stick with a joke on it, down onto her slippy funbutton?

Posted By: Jumbo1 on April 18th 2011 at 13:06:42

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What about if, right, say you had just done a boozedrink in the Plough and were sauntering (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 18, 12:39:06
- A (n/m) (General Chat) - Danny, Apr 18, 14:32:16
  - MA (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 18, 14:57:15
- option A (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Apr 18, 13:45:12
  - MA (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 18, 13:45:42
    - i didn't have a lolly stick available (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Apr 18, 13:49:12
- I would help her to her feet and make sure she wasn't injured (General Chat) - Old Git, Apr 18, 13:34:23
  - Even though she had just done a Squeakerson right over the top of your Whirlwind Jamaicas? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 18, 13:35:48
    - Even so (General Chat) - Old Git, Apr 18, 13:43:18
- option number a, deffo (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 18, 13:34:23
  - MA (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 18, 13:34:49
- Can you do both? If so I'd do both, and maybe get thel lion involved (n/m) (General Chat) - shortfatb, Apr 18, 13:27:09
  - No (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 18, 13:31:10
- funbutton (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Apr 18, 13:13:55
  - Good (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 18, 13:19:40
- I would probably (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Apr 18, 13:06:42
  - Good (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 18, 13:10:43
- definitely neither of those (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 18, 13:06:31
  - Quelle surprise! (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 18, 13:32:00
- Lollipop cunt button (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Apr 18, 13:03:17
  - Good (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 18, 13:10:28
- cunt-skip (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Apr 18, 12:59:43
  - MA (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 18, 13:10:15
    - SP (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Apr 18, 13:10:44
- Option number A (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Apr 18, 12:59:05
  - MA (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 18, 13:10:00
- cunt-skip, Rumsey piss (n/m) (General Chat) - Tron, Apr 18, 12:54:21
  - MA (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 18, 12:56:00
- B) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Apr 18, 12:53:26
  - Used to have a babysitter called Mrs Boggis. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 18, 13:42:55
    - Did you pull her sloggis to one side? (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Apr 18, 13:45:17
      - No, I was 5. You wouldn't she looked like a cross between Megson out of that PoD photo and (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 18, 13:48:43
        
        I've got a tent. (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Apr 18, 14:08:08
  - Good (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 18, 12:55:43

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