What about if, right, say you had just done a boozedrink in the Plough and were sauntering

up St Benedict's towards the city when, just outside Cash Converters, whilst you were staring at a stuffed lion in the window, a lithe Bridget thundered up right quick on her FBM Warbird and did a Squeakerson right over the top of your Whirlwind Jamaicas and landed awkwardly sending her billowing skirts up above her milky thighs.

Would you zoom off, skipping like some sort of c**t, right up to The Rumsey and piss near the lights or would you pull her sloggis to one side, part her bushy fanny hair and press a lollipop stick with a joke on it, down onto her slippy funbutton?

hmmm?

hmmm? hmmm?

well?

Just say that this incident occurred when you were in the Fine City one day, which of the two courses of action do you think you might take?

hmmm?

Posted By: malkybarkid on April 18th 2011 at 12:39:06

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What about if, right, say you had just done a boozedrink in the Plough and were sauntering (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 18, 12:39:06
- A (n/m) (General Chat) - Danny, Apr 18, 14:32:16
  - MA (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 18, 14:57:15
- option A (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Apr 18, 13:45:12
  - MA (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 18, 13:45:42
    - i didn't have a lolly stick available (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Apr 18, 13:49:12
- I would help her to her feet and make sure she wasn't injured (General Chat) - Old Git, Apr 18, 13:34:23
  - Even though she had just done a Squeakerson right over the top of your Whirlwind Jamaicas? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 18, 13:35:48
    - Even so (General Chat) - Old Git, Apr 18, 13:43:18
- option number a, deffo (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 18, 13:34:23
  - MA (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 18, 13:34:49
- Can you do both? If so I'd do both, and maybe get thel lion involved (n/m) (General Chat) - shortfatb, Apr 18, 13:27:09
  - No (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 18, 13:31:10
- funbutton (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Apr 18, 13:13:55
  - Good (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 18, 13:19:40
- I would probably (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Apr 18, 13:06:42
  - Good (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 18, 13:10:43
- definitely neither of those (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 18, 13:06:31
  - Quelle surprise! (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 18, 13:32:00
- Lollipop cunt button (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Apr 18, 13:03:17
  - Good (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 18, 13:10:28
- cunt-skip (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Apr 18, 12:59:43
  - MA (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 18, 13:10:15
    - SP (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Apr 18, 13:10:44
- Option number A (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Apr 18, 12:59:05
  - MA (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 18, 13:10:00
- cunt-skip, Rumsey piss (n/m) (General Chat) - Tron, Apr 18, 12:54:21
  - MA (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 18, 12:56:00
- B) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Apr 18, 12:53:26
  - Used to have a babysitter called Mrs Boggis. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 18, 13:42:55
    - Did you pull her sloggis to one side? (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Apr 18, 13:45:17
      - No, I was 5. You wouldn't she looked like a cross between Megson out of that PoD photo and (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 18, 13:48:43
        
        I've got a tent. (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Apr 18, 14:08:08
  - Good (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 18, 12:55:43

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