don't put yourself through it

waste of f**king time. I couldn't have felt more useless if I'd have been at the controls of the spaceshuttle. Do yerself a favour and clean the BBQ or wash the Dog. Both of this things will be more appreciative of you. "Would you like to cut the cord?" said the midwife with a big smiling moon face..... "Why would I want to do THAT?"

Posted By: Tombs on October 16th 2009 at 13:10:05

Message Thread

Is having children fun? (General Chat) - Charles21, Oct 16, 12:48:49
- until you have children you cannot have any concept of the joy, the pain and sleeplessness (General Chat) - Maillot Jaune, Oct 16, 13:36:35
  - I haven't said I don't want them (General Chat) - Charles21, Oct 16, 13:45:22
    - well... (General Chat) - Dave in Switzerland, Oct 16, 13:56:58
    - How old are you mr? (General Chat) - pants, Oct 16, 13:47:58
      - 28 (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Oct 16, 13:52:06
        
        That's quite interesting (General Chat) - pants, Oct 16, 14:29:39
        
        good luck to you (General Chat) - Charles21, Oct 16, 14:53:25
    - In a word... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Oct 16, 13:46:01
      - I thought so (General Chat) - Charles21, Oct 16, 13:51:49
        
        if it's a boy (General Chat) - duke of york, Oct 16, 13:54:16
- The worst thing is waiting to see if the IVF has worked (n/m) (General Chat) - TheHoolahanElement, Oct 16, 13:29:36
- Yes (General Chat) - duke of york, Oct 16, 13:28:44
- They never cease to amaze you... (General Chat) - Small, Oct 16, 13:25:58
  - Heard a joke about that. (General Chat) - jafski, Oct 16, 13:36:17
    - made me laugh (General Chat) - camcan, Oct 16, 13:51:26
  - some things never change - Small (General Chat) - lovely old job, Oct 16, 13:28:43
- I'm on a fast track fatherhood coarse.... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Oct 16, 13:17:28
  - I can imagine that's tough (General Chat) - pants, Oct 16, 13:20:52
  - And how are you getting on with the daughter? Is that any easier? (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Oct 16, 13:20:51
    - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Oct 16, 13:24:28
- I love it and it's the best most rewarding thing I have ever done, I just get so much (General Chat) - lovely old job, Oct 16, 13:16:21
  - ^^ What he said ^^ (General Chat) - jafski, Oct 16, 13:23:25
    - ..and the best bit, telling them stories of City nearly winning the Prem, Goss wonder goal (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Oct 16, 13:25:00
      - Mine don't believe me when I tell them all that stuff. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Oct 16, 13:30:32
        
        Mine gets a bit jealous about it (General Chat) - duke of york, Oct 16, 13:32:54
        
        you lie to your children??!! (General Chat) - Charles21, Oct 16, 13:54:07
        
        Mine's had a bit of an eventful start (General Chat) - Small, Oct 16, 13:49:42
        
        Season ticket this season and last season (General Chat) - duke of york, Oct 16, 13:52:50
- I think most blokes feel like that (General Chat) - pants, Oct 16, 13:12:43
- fucking brilliant (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 16, 13:12:41
  - epic (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Oct 16, 13:42:57
- Yes (General Chat) - KentonCanary, Oct 16, 13:12:23
- I chickened out (General Chat) - camcan, Oct 16, 13:04:36
- its the best and the worst of worlds (General Chat) - ghostof barry butler, Oct 16, 13:03:14
- Yes (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Oct 16, 12:55:44
- It's the best thing in the world, but mind-bogglingly knackering (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Oct 16, 12:55:26
  - The labour bit is something else as well (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Oct 16, 13:04:34
    - don't put yourself through it (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 16, 13:10:05
      - I stayed at the head end (General Chat) - duke of york, Oct 16, 13:31:24
        
        Mrs Scrampton was about to be emergency cesarianed (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 16, 13:39:33
        
        My Mrs had the Emergency Caesarian for the same reasons (General Chat) - Maillot Jaune, Oct 16, 13:47:32
        
        i was a bit less pleased about the dressing up tbh... (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 16, 13:50:04
        
        we are expecting the second anytime soon and I will have to do it all again (General Chat) - Maillot Jaune, Oct 16, 13:55:06
        
        how soon is soon? (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 16, 13:59:16
        
        soon as in I jump everytime the mobile rings....due date is the 27th (General Chat) - Maillot Jaune, Oct 16, 14:05:03
        
        so how old's your first then? (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 16, 14:09:02
        
        He is now 3 and a half...just old enough for me to have forgotten everything (General Chat) - Maillot Jaune, Oct 16, 14:16:00
        
        aye, be interesing to see how Scrampton Jnr copes with his little brother too (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 16, 14:41:48
        
        One was pluicked out with suction and forceps (General Chat) - duke of york, Oct 16, 13:44:25
        
        I did a peek for the first and a proper look for the second (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Oct 16, 13:33:52
        
        Fucking too right... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Oct 16, 13:32:41
        
        haha (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Oct 16, 13:38:43
        
        wimp (n/m) (General Chat) - Dave in Switzerland, Oct 16, 13:32:38
      - to feel like you're more involved, maybe... (General Chat) - Dave in Switzerland, Oct 16, 13:19:18
        
        Yeah and then take the Placenta home to fry up with some spuds (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Oct 16, 13:25:13
        
        yum (General Chat) - Dave in Switzerland, Oct 16, 13:26:46
        
        I think our midwife asked us if we wanted to keep it... (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Oct 16, 13:29:14
        
        take it home, bury it under the roses (n/m) (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Oct 16, 13:39:31
        
        done that with a miscarriage (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 16, 13:43:55
        
        we lost 3 to miscarraige before son1 and 3 more before son2 (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Oct 16, 14:08:11
- it's fucking hard work I know that much (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 16, 12:53:20
  - Especially when they're old enough to call wankers... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Oct 16, 12:56:01
    - yes, i liked it when we were shopping a few weeks ago... (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 16, 12:58:13
      - so you bought it then! (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Oct 16, 12:59:04
        
        of course (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 16, 12:59:53
        
        They love it reall (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Oct 16, 13:00:35
        
        and the pisstaking (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 16, 13:06:32
        
        y (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Oct 16, 13:00:56
    - even better when they can take you out for a pint and pay! (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Oct 16, 12:57:19
      - Yes, yes that would be great... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Oct 16, 12:59:03
- Its called responsibility..... (n/m) (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Oct 16, 12:52:28
  - coming from Mr Irresponsible here (General Chat) - Charles21, Oct 16, 12:58:33
- ^Mrs/Bit of fluff is up the duff^^^ (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Oct 16, 12:50:37
  - she wishes (General Chat) - Charles21, Oct 16, 12:52:52
    - in answer to your original Q (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 16, 12:55:05
      - I'm not doing it (General Chat) - Charles21, Oct 16, 13:01:14
        
        It's not something I want to do (General Chat) - pants, Oct 16, 13:18:06
      - I'm not doing it (General Chat) - Charles21, Oct 16, 13:00:08
        
        I'd not trade it for anything else (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 16, 13:02:19
    - Much better when they're talking rather than just eating, pooing and weeing all the time (n/m) (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Oct 16, 12:54:11
    - To clarify: she's obsessing about having a bablet with you? (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Oct 16, 12:54:06
      - no (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Oct 16, 13:01:36

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