Wont there be paparazzi pictures of him and his family jetting into Norwich airport?

They'll be rushed out the back door with hands up covering their faces as they dash to their limousines (careful getting in Crooky - don't want any wardrobe mishaps around the nether regions) and then driven at high speed to Colney with a flashing light police escort including motorcycle outriders and there'll be a Sibierski in the air to record the motorcade as it makes it way along the ring road with an inane commentary by Roy Waller. All live and exclusive on Sky TV and illegally streamed by justin.tv to the millions sitting in their toilets and smiling

Posted By: BerlinCanary, Jan 22, 14:42:06

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