What about if, right, yeah, say you had just done a dusty ride on a rubbish moped abroad

and a fennel-encrusted Carolann whizzed up to you right quick on a 1098 R Bayliss LE and tipped sump oil over your Adidas saying "Have my dirty liquid you bollock!".

Would you do a dougnhut on your twist 'n' go and shoot off down to the beach shack for a cold beer and a look at the massage woman or would you delve for your warm Fanta carton and tip it right over her whappers whilst saying "Citrus tits are rubbish" and then skip?

so...?

Posted By: malkybarkid, Jan 22, 12:33:26