I feel the same way

Unless and until someone with a serious Jessica Alba, Natalie Imbruglia and Rachel Stevens fixation - though open minded to a tumble with Diana Vickers - becomes Prime Minister, I AM OPENLY AND ACTIVELY DISENFRANCHISED AND NO-ONE LIKE ME EXISTS TO REPRESENT MY VIEWS which are that Jessica Alba, Natalie Imbruglia and Rachel Stevens (and possibly Diana Vickers too, though not if that Furby gets a go, f**ked if I'll be stirring HIS porridge) should be made immediately and permanently available, to me personally, well at least for the next few years until they start to go off a bit, when I might fancy someone else a little bit younger, I guess.

Posted By: Partial Angler, Jan 20, 17:50:16