Morning darling. Thing is, see, God told me I'm an Old Testament king ...

... and I should build my family to strengthen my religious faith.

So I'm going to be shagging a lot of other women.

Hope that's OK by you.

Oh, and I've tippexed that bit about not committing adultery out of my bible. I'm sure He didn't mean that bit to apply to me...

Why would *my* wife never fall for something like that, I wonder?

Posted By: Partial Angler, Jan 20, 14:33:36