I read that the meek shall inherit the earth

so I started hanging out with him in the hope of gaining some money when God dies. (I'd read about that in Nietzsche, along with a bunch of other stuff about horses or something.)

But NO, all that's happened is that people keep coming up to me and going, "Who's that weird, quiet man you're hanging out with, Otto? Why does he carry all his stuff around in a Tesco's bag with a spaff-stained picture of David Bentley stapled to it, Otto?"

It's f**king horse s**t.

Posted By: Ottosson Foxtrot, Jan 18, 22:17:27

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