That's because you tried it once, and you couldn't.

You stood on Brighton Pier, wearing a FRANKIE SAYS RELAX T-shirt, a pair of purple flares, some Ghostbusters trainers that were intended for children, a feather boa and a 'comedy' set of fake glasses, big nose and moustache going "Why don't the seagulls take me seriously, Otto? Why do they keep pecking at my face, Otto?"

Epic, epic fail!

Posted By: Ottosson Foxtrot, Jan 18, 22:12:24