None of the above

A TOP SECRET meeting of the ILLUMINATI and FREEMASONS who run our club DELIBERATELY PLAN to take us to the Blue Square THUS PAVING THE WAY FOR THE RETURN OF ROBERT CHASE AND HIS MONKEY GLAND CHEMICAL CONCOCTIONS which will be put into matchday pies.

FACT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted By: Conspiracy Theorist, Jan 16, 14:02:00