Flew one in the war of the North Caucasus in 2000. Me and Blackie Whiteley were seconded

to a small outfit of mercs operating out of Khasavyurt. We were in charge of maintaining their fleet of Shelkovskaya Mi-8s - mostly to do with crosshead screws in the cabin. One night me and Blackie got called up on a black op over Argun.

We were so shagtitted off our f**kers on a heady mix of Siberian twit and blasters that Blackie fell out, right over the side over the Sunzha River.

A tall ponce found him in 2007 living in a tiny pightle with an African nun. He was wearing a dunky and was surrounded by 68 sherbet pips.

Posted By: malkybarkid, Jan 15, 14:30:29