I'm A Celebrity Football Manager On Thin Ice Get Me In There Back Of The Net

Taking on board the current trend for reality shows and the current plight of Norwich City F.C. I have had the following brain wave for some lucre generation....

Summary: A band of motley celebrities and members of the public compete in a series of tests to become the new manager of NCFC.

Tests could include:

Jungle Challenge - try and decipher what dance music your players are listening to during training and persuade them to turn it off and listen to you

Fastest Lap - each one has to run a lap of Carra Rud dressed as the Aviva Lemur and the fastest one avoids eviction

Delia's Den - convince Delia that you can run the club on the cheapest budget

Manager in the Kitchen - cook one of Delia's recipes and the best one goes through to the next round

Let's be having you - a wrestling match with Delia to get the brandy bottle off her before the second half commences

Judges: Simon Cowell, Cheryl Cole, Delia herself and an obligatory camp bloke (anyone got Dean Ashton's number?)

Presenters: Ant & Dec and Holly Cotton Dealy wosserface.

Posted By: Yellalee, Jan 14, 16:50:05