Brilliant!

?If they want to go to England then in the end they?re going to go, but they need to understand this: the English live badly, eat badly and their women do not wash their genitalia. To them, a bidet is a mystery."
Napoli president Aurelio De Laurentiis, talking to his players about why they shouldn't move to England. (Adam, England).

Posted By: Brom, Jan 8, 12:45:40