The Darren Huckerby Syndrome Awareness Society.

Type: Common Interest - Health & Wellness

Description:
The world must be aware of the vastly growing and highly hazardous disease that is Huckerby's Syndrome.
Rumoured to have started when footballing legend Darren Huckerby repeated the word 'Jontymoose' five times consecutively and then rubbed his right eyelid in his 1993/94 season at Lincoln City causing a amoeba to be created with the power to infect people with this evil syndrome.
Commenting on the issue Darren, 35 (now an employee at Currys) said 'lol i dno wtf i wuz doin'.
Symptoms of Huckerby's Syndrome include :
* Swelling of the balls (literally 2 stone each)
* Closing of the right eye
* Pulling of the groin
* An allergic reaction to Des O'Connor
* Craving for Haribo
* Shouting the word 'HUCKERBY'

Posted By: Steve in Holland, Jan 8, 12:38:34