What about if, right, yeah, say you had just done a Fosbury Flop over a bench onto that

little patch of grass outside The Birdcage, when a banal Emma skipped up right quick and put an Albanian Tripe Hound puppy in your shorts.

Would you pick up some vinegar-sodden chips discarded from The Grosvenor Fish Bar and squish them right up her knickers so they came out of top and one scraped against one of her flaccid norks or would you skip off down Pottergate and smash into Head in the Clouds shouting "Oooo pretend drugs, ooooo pretend drugs, smell my pipe you tie-dyed big rizlas!"

so....

which is it to be?

Posted By: malkybarkid, Jan 8, 12:30:13