Pants v SCC - a musical summary.

Message board, Mikey?s bored, he knows trolling?s worked before
Picks his subject, enters password, starts an argument
Trouble-making, bandwidth breaking, opinions that Mikey?s faking
Online poker, paranoia, Mr Hardcore?s done a tent

Worthy out, Roeder in, Clappy Hughes and Jurgen Colin
?Big nose? jibes, Judge takes sides, Super Peter Grant
Mikey wants to bum Bentley, Charles fights on CCTV
Everyone says ?Just ignore them?, Himmers says he can?t

Pants didn?t start the fire
Mikey?s always posting since Ben Graves? been hosting

Andy Murray, Danny Crow, games to which you didn?t go
Lisbie loan, Souness moan, Selwyn says we?ll lose
Thorne couldn?t score for Norwich ever, argument is ending never
As another home defeat is booed
Pants gets narky, Otto sarcy
Malky?s unrelated gumby
Both of them post all day
What else do I have to say?

Pants didn?t start the fire
Mikey?s always posting since Ben Graves? been hosting

Liverpool in Istanbul, when will Curo do a ghoul
Chat room baiting, poor debating, Judge sticks in his oar
Onlike poker, paranoia, ?big nose? jibes might need a lawyer
Too much trolling, too much scrolling, even Brandon?s bored
CB41?s confused, Old Git isn?t so amused
Birmingham hot dog on floor
I can?t take it any more

Pants didn?t start the fire
Mikey?s always posting since Ben Graves? been hosting

(repeat for ever, and ever, and ever)

Posted By: Ottosson Foxtrot, Nov 17, 11:10:19