Pants on stage at The Rat and Chipwrapping, York, on open mic night:

PANTS: I just flew here from Liverpool Airport. My arms are tired.
EVERYONE: BOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
PANTS: Are you saying 'Boo' or 'Boo-entley?'
EVERYONE: BOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
IED: I was saying 'Boo-entley'.

Posted By: Ottosson Foxtrot, Nov 15, 18:22:20