and compulsory drug testing was, well, compulsory. Everyone down to the gym and piss in a bottle whilst being overseen by the duty regimental knobwatcher so you couldn't cheat. I never got caught because I used the cunning trick of never taking drugs. I don't think anyone ever worked out that one.
Posted By: Tombs, Nov 12, 17:55:13
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