They are - it was in the Daily Mail this morning.

PAEDOPHILES COULD ADOPT YOUR CHILDREN

Plans were drafted last night to allow registered sex offenders to adopt white, middle-class, English-born children.

Immigrant Adebayo Adebayo Adebayo, recently appointed Director of the Centre for Re-Housing YOUR Children with Foreign Nonces, said of the plans:

"Stable families in culturally backwards parts of England are no longer considered the only background for YOUR children. As of tomorrow, we shall be rehousing them with Gary Glitter and Jonathan King."

The Centre, which is pushing for schools in the Home Counties to teach children how to sign the Sex Offenders' Register, said it hoped that all white, middle-class people would be housed with registered paedophiles by next Wednesday.

"This is political correctness gone mad," wrote all Daily Mail correspondents for the next seventy c**ting years. "This is exactly the sort of thing that happens when you elect a Labour government, even when all it does is continue each and every Conservative policy of the previous 18 years."

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RICHARD LITTLEJOHN - I Deserve to be Hung, Drawn and Quartered, p17

Posted By: Ottosson Foxtrot, Nov 5, 14:01:57