It's very hard buying a car in middle age
If you buy the Porsche you always wanted but could never afford before, you look like a real saddo who can't get it up any more and needs a penis substitute
If you buy something that's not a Porsche, you look like a Mum going to Tescos
You're all BEASTS
Posted By: Old Git, Nov 5, 11:49:27
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