sense of humor

Caller: ?I need to exchange this movie. It?s the wrong one.?

Me: ?Which movie were you looking for??

Caller: ?Big Momma?s House.?

Me: ?Um, what does it say on the case??

Caller: ?Big Momma?s House.?

Me: ?What does it say on the video cassette itself??

Caller: ?Big Momma?s House.?

Me: ?I?m thinking you have Big Momma?s House there, Ma?am.?

Caller: ?But??

Me: ?Yes??

Caller: ?But? there?s white people in it.?

Me: ?There are a few of us about, ma?am. We do sneak into the odd movie here and there.?

Caller: *click*

Posted By: Tombs, Nov 4, 17:51:56

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