Caller: ?I need to exchange this movie. It?s the wrong one.?
Me: ?Which movie were you looking for??
Caller: ?Big Momma?s House.?
Me: ?Um, what does it say on the case??
Caller: ?Big Momma?s House.?
Me: ?What does it say on the video cassette itself??
Caller: ?Big Momma?s House.?
Me: ?I?m thinking you have Big Momma?s House there, Ma?am.?
Caller: ?But??
Me: ?Yes??
Caller: ?But? there?s white people in it.?
Me: ?There are a few of us about, ma?am. We do sneak into the odd movie here and there.?
Caller: *click*
Posted By: Tombs, Nov 4, 17:51:56
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