I remember reading about Daniella Westbrook shagging Jamie Cureton, and saying in the paper "Jamie threw me around the place, he dominated, he was the guv'nor. I've never had a lover like him - and he had a really massive dick".
Cue the next home game, and his fans singing "Jamie is the guv'nor, Jamie is the guv'nor..."
Posted By: south, Nov 4, 11:16:34
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