"Is this what the BBC calls entertainment?"

A collective madness seems to have seized the
country. The news is still fixated on Jonathan Ross and
Russell Brand's unfunny prank call. From a
programme that elicited just two complaints, tens
of thousands of people every day are now
queuing up to complain. It's like when Princess
Di died - everyone just wants to be involved.

The only person who does seem to come out of it
well though, is the prank's victim, Andrew Sachs.
So desperate is Georgina aka Voluptua, the subject of
the prank, to protect her grandfather's privacy and
save him from embarrassment that she's signed
up with Max Clifford and sold her story exclusively
to the Sun. As she says, "What's funny
about humiliating a lovely old man?"

Well, it seems that Voluptua might know
something herself about humiliation - as we've
found a recent porn movie, in which someone who looks
very much like her is enjoying a good spanking,
Max Mosley style. And the lovely blonde with the
strap-on? Why, is it another celebrity? We're
told she looks a lot like of the dominatrixes from
the recent Max Mosley spanking privacy case. How A-list!

"I feel totally and utterly exposed", Georgina
told The Sun. Quite.

Posted By: Fierce Panda, Oct 30, 14:18:58